Andy Stumpf

Yeah. Yeah. And my sister. And I'll get him to follow Michael. And then Michael, you know what? I'm going to let you mentor him. No. Yeah. I do not get paid enough for that. Nobody does. It wouldn't matter if I paid you in gold bars. It's not enough. Send them a DM and see what happens. No. I don't think you would even know that that happened.

The app, the icon itself is not even on any of the home screens. So it's, you know, as you swipe to the right, they're clustered. First off, I don't know if he even knows how to do that. But I'm pretty sure he'll never be able to find it again. But I don't know. He might have four years left before he heads into Shady Acres. So I don't know. What do you think, Michael?

The app, the icon itself is not even on any of the home screens. So it's, you know, as you swipe to the right, they're clustered. First off, I don't know if he even knows how to do that. But I'm pretty sure he'll never be able to find it again. But I don't know. He might have four years left before he heads into Shady Acres. So I don't know. What do you think, Michael?

The app, the icon itself is not even on any of the home screens. So it's, you know, as you swipe to the right, they're clustered. First off, I don't know if he even knows how to do that. But I'm pretty sure he'll never be able to find it again. But I don't know. He might have four years left before he heads into Shady Acres. So I don't know. What do you think, Michael?

Should we just lean into his social presence? Yes. Yes. What would you recommend as his profile picture of Santa Claus? The Playgirl photo. Well... You used to work, you know, internet crimes against children. How does a group rugby photo from the 1920s, where they're not wearing anything but their cleats, I don't know if that is necessarily safe for internet consumption.

Should we just lean into his social presence? Yes. Yes. What would you recommend as his profile picture of Santa Claus? The Playgirl photo. Well... You used to work, you know, internet crimes against children. How does a group rugby photo from the 1920s, where they're not wearing anything but their cleats, I don't know if that is necessarily safe for internet consumption.

Should we just lean into his social presence? Yes. Yes. What would you recommend as his profile picture of Santa Claus? The Playgirl photo. Well... You used to work, you know, internet crimes against children. How does a group rugby photo from the 1920s, where they're not wearing anything but their cleats, I don't know if that is necessarily safe for internet consumption.

The picture would be very small on the Instagram profile picture, but that's what it is.

The picture would be very small on the Instagram profile picture, but that's what it is.

The picture would be very small on the Instagram profile picture, but that's what it is.

The amount of pubic hair. Did you notice that, Michael? Because I know you surveyed that picture closely. Yeah. You were pinching it. Yeah. Did you notice that, though? I did, unfortunately. Yeah. Heavy, heavy, heavy. Yeah. I mean, people live your life however you want to. I'm not saying you should be a hairless cat, but...

The amount of pubic hair. Did you notice that, Michael? Because I know you surveyed that picture closely. Yeah. You were pinching it. Yeah. Did you notice that, though? I did, unfortunately. Yeah. Heavy, heavy, heavy. Yeah. I mean, people live your life however you want to. I'm not saying you should be a hairless cat, but...

The amount of pubic hair. Did you notice that, Michael? Because I know you surveyed that picture closely. Yeah. You were pinching it. Yeah. Did you notice that, though? I did, unfortunately. Yeah. Heavy, heavy, heavy. Yeah. I mean, people live your life however you want to. I'm not saying you should be a hairless cat, but...

It wasn't actually the 20s, but I just, that's when I tell him he was bored. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. He's old as shit.

It wasn't actually the 20s, but I just, that's when I tell him he was bored. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. He's old as shit.

It wasn't actually the 20s, but I just, that's when I tell him he was bored. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. He's old as shit.

Yeah. Yeah. I think they have developed electricity like in his early 20s, but oh well. Yeah. So point being, welcome to the show and try to keep the mic about a fist away. Yeah. I mean, I know what I want to talk about. I want to talk about the type of casework that you do.

Yeah. Yeah. I think they have developed electricity like in his early 20s, but oh well. Yeah. So point being, welcome to the show and try to keep the mic about a fist away. Yeah. I mean, I know what I want to talk about. I want to talk about the type of casework that you do.

Yeah. Yeah. I think they have developed electricity like in his early 20s, but oh well. Yeah. So point being, welcome to the show and try to keep the mic about a fist away. Yeah. I mean, I know what I want to talk about. I want to talk about the type of casework that you do.

Yeah. You know, my dad was so like, why do you go sheriff over PD? I bet you there's a nice potentially friendly slash unfriendly rivalry between the two.