Andy Zaltzman

who's the secretive sixth child in the Lon Musk franchise.

Big Bird, that was an episode of Sesame Street that went wrong and was never broadcast.

And the 17-year-old longhand paper coding fan, Barfield Mountnodger, who wrote out some code one afternoon.

some years ago in the park whilst his friends were playing with a swan chucked it in a bin where it was found by a passing granny who typed it into her new computer and accidentally invented a new currency so those are the the other possibilities and hopefully someday we will know

Well, yes.

I mean, there is a sort of a version of that, which is that you can exchange your money for tickets to my tour shows currently.

Dates and details available at andysoltsford.co.uk.

Another denial this week is by a long-dead octopus.

formerly renowned as the earliest known octopus, has now denied, or had it denied on its behalf, that it is actually an octopus at all.

Annabab, you are our fossilised cephalopods correspondent.

Is it unclear exactly how they worked out it was not an octopus?

Maybe it just didn't taste quite so perfect with paprika?

I don't know.

What's the story behind this?

And finally for this sub-episode, more from Nish and Alice and a special extended director's cut version of the Bugles biopic review section in the bin, including a quick piece of bullshit fact-checking from someone whose factual accuracy I have been quite sceptical of for over 50 years now.

Me.

This week we have a special biopics section reviewing all the latest biopics.

So this is after the controversy around Michael, the Michael Jackson biopic that critics seem to suggest does not cover all aspects of the former pop star and no-time world snooker champion.

So we review The First Lady on Mars, which is a new biopic of Amelia Earhart, a bold, if revisionist, retelling of the story of pioneering aviator Earhart, which claims that the reason her missing plane was never found was that she flew it to Mars.

The First Lady on Mars has been criticised, like Michael, for a lack of scientific accuracy, both in showing...