Andy Zaltzman

Amelia on the Red Planet without breathing apparatus and for claiming that she was first lady at the time, having secretly married Franklin Roosevelt.

The director, Drellard Buck Clark, said, well, we did take some creative wiggly room with the historically acknowledged story of Amelia, but we wanted to tell the truest story of her spiritual adventure, which in many ways is more true than the actual true story.

Besides, what are facts?

No one gives a flying fuck about facts anymore.

And as for the actual flying fuck scene itself, that's just to spice up the narrative a bit.

Starring Sigourney Weaver as Earhart, Timothy Chalamet as Roosevelt, and Dwayne Rock Johnson as Big Bertie Brassball's King of the Martians.

We also review Ozzie and the Boss.

Ozzie and the Boss.

You may well ask after seeing Ozzie and the Boss, did Lee Harvey Oswald ever actually meet Bruce Springsteen?

Who would have been only 14, of course, when Oswald allegedly died.

Certainly it is, I think, an uncontrovertible fact to say that they did not win

The men's doubles at Wimbledon in 1963.

Hang on, let me just check.

I've got the wrong year for that.

This is the first law of bullshit.

Bullshit has to be accurate.

That is true.

The Oxford versus Cambridge speed sculpture competition in 1995 was a classic.

Anyway, it's certainly true.

If we may pick up the bullshit where I left it, check the factualness of the bullshit.