Angel Diaz

I've been trying to gain muscle, lose some weight, so I downloaded this new app that doesn't let me use my phone until I do enough push-ups.

I fell on a lime scooter about a month ago, and I fell on my right hand.

And I couldn't use it for a while, and it made things awkward because I'm a righty.

She was drunk, I was drunk, so we made out.

I moved here about a year and nine months ago.

Um, yeah.

My mom's really into it, yeah.

Yeah, I was born premature, so my lungs didn't work.

So the doctors told my mom that I was probably going to die, and she prayed to God, and she said, if my son lives, I will give him to you.

I'll say it again, a nigga with no arms stole my wallet.

And the only reason why I caught him is because my wallet was in my hoodie because it was cold out and I felt that nigga's big toes scrape across my tummy.

And then while I woke, that shit was right there in between his thumb toe.

I don't know what you call it, but his thumb toe and his index toe was gripping that motherfucker.

And he got strong legs.

He got nice legs.

Cause you know how like Daredevil, his eyes don't work.

So his ears is stronger.

So his arms is his legs.

So when I tried to grab that shit, I had to like tug him.

You know, I had to tug a war with this nigga.