Angela D. Beaver

I do too. Is this your first time? Nope. Nope. I do not want to go through all of that. And I think that all of this stems from these roundtable meetings where we're scrambling jets, we're circling back, we're putting stuff in the parking lot, taking it out. And somebody's like, I have a great idea. Let's expand the experience and let's ask the diner if they've ever been here before.

And then we can allow the waiter to tell them the history of the restaurant. And I have a hot news flash. You need to put that back in the parking lot. Turn the jets over to Trump's FAA because this is a bad idea. This is a bad, bad, bad idea. Nobody, nobody, nobody wants to hear this shit. Now, I take that back. There are some people that like a lot of this chitchat. They do.

And then we can allow the waiter to tell them the history of the restaurant. And I have a hot news flash. You need to put that back in the parking lot. Turn the jets over to Trump's FAA because this is a bad idea. This is a bad, bad, bad idea. Nobody, nobody, nobody wants to hear this shit. Now, I take that back. There are some people that like a lot of this chitchat. They do.

And then we can allow the waiter to tell them the history of the restaurant. And I have a hot news flash. You need to put that back in the parking lot. Turn the jets over to Trump's FAA because this is a bad idea. This is a bad, bad, bad idea. Nobody, nobody, nobody wants to hear this shit. Now, I take that back. There are some people that like a lot of this chitchat. They do.

If you refer to a couple of episodes ago, we presented concrete evidence, a study that we found on Instagram. Right. But it's very concrete because then we aired it. Right. And it confirms our own beliefs. that people who dislike small talk have higher IQs. So dumb people like this. And if you want dumb diners, then you go ahead and do that.

If you refer to a couple of episodes ago, we presented concrete evidence, a study that we found on Instagram. Right. But it's very concrete because then we aired it. Right. And it confirms our own beliefs. that people who dislike small talk have higher IQs. So dumb people like this. And if you want dumb diners, then you go ahead and do that.

If you refer to a couple of episodes ago, we presented concrete evidence, a study that we found on Instagram. Right. But it's very concrete because then we aired it. Right. And it confirms our own beliefs. that people who dislike small talk have higher IQs. So dumb people like this. And if you want dumb diners, then you go ahead and do that.

But if you want smart diners, and I would think smart diners probably leave better tips because they know how to calculate the percentage for the tip. Right. Absolutely. Yeah. I just, here's the thing.

But if you want smart diners, and I would think smart diners probably leave better tips because they know how to calculate the percentage for the tip. Right. Absolutely. Yeah. I just, here's the thing.

But if you want smart diners, and I would think smart diners probably leave better tips because they know how to calculate the percentage for the tip. Right. Absolutely. Yeah. I just, here's the thing.

Give me my check. Let's fucking go. I oftentimes really try to do everything I can do to avoid hearing the specials. Agree. I scour the menu and I think I want to find something on this menu so I do not have to hear the description of what the specials are for the day.

Give me my check. Let's fucking go. I oftentimes really try to do everything I can do to avoid hearing the specials. Agree. I scour the menu and I think I want to find something on this menu so I do not have to hear the description of what the specials are for the day.

Give me my check. Let's fucking go. I oftentimes really try to do everything I can do to avoid hearing the specials. Agree. I scour the menu and I think I want to find something on this menu so I do not have to hear the description of what the specials are for the day.

And so if I find something on the menu and like if I'm with you and you and I will both find something on the menu, Josh is the same way because we're all firm believers and executors of the dining shotgun method. And they're like, would you like to hear our specials today? Nope. Already ready to order.

And so if I find something on the menu and like if I'm with you and you and I will both find something on the menu, Josh is the same way because we're all firm believers and executors of the dining shotgun method. And they're like, would you like to hear our specials today? Nope. Already ready to order.

And so if I find something on the menu and like if I'm with you and you and I will both find something on the menu, Josh is the same way because we're all firm believers and executors of the dining shotgun method. And they're like, would you like to hear our specials today? Nope. Already ready to order.

The number one thing to do, this is the clutch move of all clutch moves, is when the waiter comes over, drops silverware, and they're like, what can I get you to drink? You have to immediately intervene and say, we're actually ready to place the whole order. Always. Always. Okay, I'll tell you what. This just reminded me of another great habit.

The number one thing to do, this is the clutch move of all clutch moves, is when the waiter comes over, drops silverware, and they're like, what can I get you to drink? You have to immediately intervene and say, we're actually ready to place the whole order. Always. Always. Okay, I'll tell you what. This just reminded me of another great habit.

The number one thing to do, this is the clutch move of all clutch moves, is when the waiter comes over, drops silverware, and they're like, what can I get you to drink? You have to immediately intervene and say, we're actually ready to place the whole order. Always. Always. Okay, I'll tell you what. This just reminded me of another great habit.

Absolutely not. We're ordering immediately. The problem with asking with more time is just how vague that statement is. The waiter then subjectively can assume that's 10 to 15 minutes. And or could assume it's one to two minutes and they come back over and they're like, we told you we need more time. And then whoever's doing this when you're out with other diners, like I make a very big point.