Angela Giarratana

Oh man. That is like turbo loser behavior.

Oh man. That is like turbo loser behavior.

I think she wrote two different ages.

I think she wrote two different ages.

And she got engaged, and he's crying multiple times a week.

And she got engaged, and he's crying multiple times a week.

He was in regular contact with his ex for a year while they were dating.

He was in regular contact with his ex for a year while they were dating.

Yeah, no, this seems like a pretty clear-cut case of him having a relationship during his formative years, that ending him wanting it back and not being over it, and then being with someone else because he needs to feel validated, but not having let go.

Yeah, no, this seems like a pretty clear-cut case of him having a relationship during his formative years, that ending him wanting it back and not being over it, and then being with someone else because he needs to feel validated, but not having let go.

Yeah, dude, I had so many girlfriends, so I don't really relate to you guys.

Yeah, dude, I had so many girlfriends, so I don't really relate to you guys.

That's what my brain is like, okay, if this is a plot, if we're talking like crazy plot twist, what's the craziest thing that could happen?

That's what my brain is like, okay, if this is a plot, if we're talking like crazy plot twist, what's the craziest thing that could happen?

Yeah. My crazy prediction for the craziest plot twist, she's engaged. She finds out she's engaged. He goes to the wedding to try and break it up. That's the crazy plot twist I want. Okay.

Yeah. My crazy prediction for the craziest plot twist, she's engaged. She finds out she's engaged. He goes to the wedding to try and break it up. That's the crazy plot twist I want. Okay.

That would suck. That would really suck, dude. That would sit with me for a while. Yeah.

That would suck. That would really suck, dude. That would sit with me for a while. Yeah.

Look, dude, I swear, yesterday, I finally got over my ex. And I think it's time we get married.

Look, dude, I swear, yesterday, I finally got over my ex. And I think it's time we get married.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Honestly though, thank God it did end with her getting out of that relationship. Yeah. Like, that is so, so hot.

Honestly though, thank God it did end with her getting out of that relationship. Yeah. Like, that is so, so hot.

Yeah, and while I agree that I think therapy doesn't work, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, this guy, he needs like, He needs bi-weekly, semi-weekly. He needs the twice a week therapy. Yeah.

Yeah, and while I agree that I think therapy doesn't work, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, this guy, he needs like, He needs bi-weekly, semi-weekly. He needs the twice a week therapy. Yeah.

Wait, what's going on?

Wait, what's going on?

And he's like, the way he said it, he was like, I truly believe that we would end up together. It's like, if that was your belief, then why are you in another relationship? What is the purpose? if you really had that belief in your heart, are you just doing it for fun?

And he's like, the way he said it, he was like, I truly believe that we would end up together. It's like, if that was your belief, then why are you in another relationship? What is the purpose? if you really had that belief in your heart, are you just doing it for fun?

Oh, absolutely. I feel like he just disappeared for a day to go, like, I don't know, walk around a park and, like, consider his options and be like, God, it really doesn't seem like she's engaged. Like, maybe I should go get a ring and lock this down before she realizes. Like, I feel like there had to have been some, like, self-reflection. Like, I've been crying over her.

Oh, absolutely. I feel like he just disappeared for a day to go, like, I don't know, walk around a park and, like, consider his options and be like, God, it really doesn't seem like she's engaged. Like, maybe I should go get a ring and lock this down before she realizes. Like, I feel like there had to have been some, like, self-reflection. Like, I've been crying over her.

I need to propose right now because she'll say yes and then, like, yeah, I'll have this locked down.

I need to propose right now because she'll say yes and then, like, yeah, I'll have this locked down.

I think the simple solution is to, like, if the big brother is at the top of the call, click that and call it back.

I think the simple solution is to, like, if the big brother is at the top of the call, click that and call it back.

Yeah, they've been dating for seven months. And it is, because, like, if he doesn't have anything to hide, if it truly is, like, a joke or whatever, like, if it is some weird bug in, like, the car Bluetooth, it's very simple to just be like, oh, I call it, and it's his brother. But he didn't do that, so then it's like, yeah, why didn't you?

Yeah, they've been dating for seven months. And it is, because, like, if he doesn't have anything to hide, if it truly is, like, a joke or whatever, like, if it is some weird bug in, like, the car Bluetooth, it's very simple to just be like, oh, I call it, and it's his brother. But he didn't do that, so then it's like, yeah, why didn't you?

Yeah, I mean, I got a few suspicious contacts in my phone that are just my friends. Sure. Like, it's just my buddy Nick, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I got a few suspicious contacts in my phone that are just my friends. Sure. Like, it's just my buddy Nick, you know? Yeah.

I'd say yeah. It's tough to say, yeah.

I'd say yeah. It's tough to say, yeah.

Stay with me here. Stay with me. This guy has a friend. At one point, he was driving with this friend, and his friend connected his phone to Bluetooth to play music.

Stay with me here. Stay with me. This guy has a friend. At one point, he was driving with this friend, and his friend connected his phone to Bluetooth to play music.

They happened to pass each other driving opposite ways at the exact time that his friend got a call from his wife, who he has in his phone as my wife, and it auto-connected to his car's Bluetooth, and that showed up, and the call was actually not even in the car.

They happened to pass each other driving opposite ways at the exact time that his friend got a call from his wife, who he has in his phone as my wife, and it auto-connected to his car's Bluetooth, and that showed up, and the call was actually not even in the car.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's go.

I like that, that's good. I like the arcade setting.

I like that, that's good. I like the arcade setting.

I don't know. I feel like the fake wife who's actually my brother playing was pretty airtight. I'm surprised it didn't work out. Really surprised it didn't work out.

I don't know. I feel like the fake wife who's actually my brother playing was pretty airtight. I'm surprised it didn't work out. Really surprised it didn't work out.

That is such a weird way to ask if everything's okay. It's so clearly just like a matter of him being like, hey, we've been dating for seven months and I know we haven't really like decided like this is serious and I'm just curious like where it's going. Like I'd love to know like your thoughts. Yeah. Like how simple, like is that not just the easiest thing to do?

That is such a weird way to ask if everything's okay. It's so clearly just like a matter of him being like, hey, we've been dating for seven months and I know we haven't really like decided like this is serious and I'm just curious like where it's going. Like I'd love to know like your thoughts. Yeah. Like how simple, like is that not just the easiest thing to do?

It's so insane. That's the test. The test is just asking them, hey, are you, like, into this?

It's so insane. That's the test. The test is just asking them, hey, are you, like, into this?

We just joked, we're just like, man, that's crazy.

We just joked, we're just like, man, that's crazy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dude, here's the thing is I've done some bits so bad that Raven has walked out of the room so I get it.

Dude, here's the thing is I've done some bits so bad that Raven has walked out of the room so I get it.

That's devastating.

That's devastating.

Yeah. I've made jokes far worse than Lotion Man. Just like bad, not like bad, but like they're just not good. Yeah. And God, yeah, that would be devastating if I just told a really bad throwaway joke and it was like, well, that's it. You're done.

Yeah. I've made jokes far worse than Lotion Man. Just like bad, not like bad, but like they're just not good. Yeah. And God, yeah, that would be devastating if I just told a really bad throwaway joke and it was like, well, that's it. You're done.

That's what this feels like to me. I would never tell a joke again. I would never. She's probably so, so rocked to her core.

That's what this feels like to me. I would never tell a joke again. I would never. She's probably so, so rocked to her core.

No, go. Okay.

No, go. Okay.

It's a safe space. No, I was gonna say, what if Lotion Man, she left out that she used Lotion Man to tell him that she'd been cheating on him? And it was like, she just let that part out of the story. She's like, oh yeah, I actually, well, I used Lotion Man as a little puppet to be like, Well, she's like, I didn't say that. Lotion Man said that. Lotion Man said it.

It's a safe space. No, I was gonna say, what if Lotion Man, she left out that she used Lotion Man to tell him that she'd been cheating on him? And it was like, she just let that part out of the story. She's like, oh yeah, I actually, well, I used Lotion Man as a little puppet to be like, Well, she's like, I didn't say that. Lotion Man said that. Lotion Man said it.

I can't, I'm so, I have no clue what the plot twist could be.

I can't, I'm so, I have no clue what the plot twist could be.

Oh, I'm gonna throw up.

Oh, I'm gonna throw up.

Yeah. It would have. If you'd committed to it, it would have been like, whoa.

Yeah. It would have. If you'd committed to it, it would have been like, whoa.

Dude, that is soul crushing. That is awful. As someone who genuinely, like hearing the story, like Lotion Man is some shit that I would do. Like I can't. I can't. Which way would you do it? Like make a little lotion guy.

Dude, that is soul crushing. That is awful. As someone who genuinely, like hearing the story, like Lotion Man is some shit that I would do. Like I can't. I can't. Which way would you do it? Like make a little lotion guy.

No, like I do so much dumb stuff like that. Like I can't, I really do. I can't over exaggerate the amount of terrible, dumb, stupid jokes that I make at home with Raven. And if I made a dumb joke like that, that I thought was like, that's so funny, like silly, stupid. And she, and that was how she responded. I would never, that's like, I would never joke again.

No, like I do so much dumb stuff like that. Like I can't, I really do. I can't over exaggerate the amount of terrible, dumb, stupid jokes that I make at home with Raven. And if I made a dumb joke like that, that I thought was like, that's so funny, like silly, stupid. And she, and that was how she responded. I would never, that's like, I would never joke again.

Like that would genuinely crush my soul.

Like that would genuinely crush my soul.

The classic denial project.

The classic denial project.

Like mid picking up a lobster roll, putting it on your plate. And then just like go back.

Like mid picking up a lobster roll, putting it on your plate. And then just like go back.

Did you want some of this, by the way?

Did you want some of this, by the way?

It's... Fuck. Yeah, no, that's... And it is. It's so disrespectful. Like, that is not the way that you handle, like, just leaving and not saying a word is so awful. Like, if you are having those thoughts, like, take a second to process and be like, hey, I want to sit down with you and tell you, like, this thing that happened at lunch.

It's... Fuck. Yeah, no, that's... And it is. It's so disrespectful. Like, that is not the way that you handle, like, just leaving and not saying a word is so awful. Like, if you are having those thoughts, like, take a second to process and be like, hey, I want to sit down with you and tell you, like, this thing that happened at lunch.

And I totally understand, like, if there's a moment where you, like, have a lot of emotions, like, I totally get needing to be alone.

And I totally understand, like, if there's a moment where you, like, have a lot of emotions, like, I totally get needing to be alone.

Like, needing to, like, take a second.

Like, needing to, like, take a second.

It's like, just send them a text. Like, literally, even if he walked out and sent a text and was like, hey, I have some things going on, like, mentally right now. I just need to sit for a second. And we can talk. Like, don't stress too much. Like, I just need to sit. Like, that's great. That's fine. Like.

It's like, just send them a text. Like, literally, even if he walked out and sent a text and was like, hey, I have some things going on, like, mentally right now. I just need to sit for a second. And we can talk. Like, don't stress too much. Like, I just need to sit. Like, that's great. That's fine. Like.

But yeah, to just walk out, get in your truck, drive, no explanation, and yeah, then just come back and be like, God, yeah, well, I was thinking about someone else that said that they loved me is the worst thing that you can do to a person after they show you Lotion Man.

But yeah, to just walk out, get in your truck, drive, no explanation, and yeah, then just come back and be like, God, yeah, well, I was thinking about someone else that said that they loved me is the worst thing that you can do to a person after they show you Lotion Man.

He's like, fine, you got me. I'm into redheads.

He's like, fine, you got me. I'm into redheads.

Yeah, that's the craziest response ever. The admission of guilt for him to just be like, I'm into redheads. She's like, oh. It's beyond parody.

Yeah, that's the craziest response ever. The admission of guilt for him to just be like, I'm into redheads. She's like, oh. It's beyond parody.

It's okay. It really hurt. A really good prank that we executed perfectly.

It's okay. It really hurt. A really good prank that we executed perfectly.

Yeah. Yeah, nah, whatsoever. Literally coming in here like, whoa, it's going to be so funny.

Yeah. Yeah, nah, whatsoever. Literally coming in here like, whoa, it's going to be so funny.

I do respect OP, too, because, like, yeah, you don't really... It's not like she's friends with these people. It's like she helped them move in some boxes and they're just neighbors. Like, it would have been very easy for her to just, like... Not my problem, not my issue, like, leave it alone.

I do respect OP, too, because, like, yeah, you don't really... It's not like she's friends with these people. It's like she helped them move in some boxes and they're just neighbors. Like, it would have been very easy for her to just, like... Not my problem, not my issue, like, leave it alone.

I think obvious plot twist, they get into a relationship with each other. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. That's like me. That's what I want. I want that to be the happy ending. Pretty cool.

I think obvious plot twist, they get into a relationship with each other. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. That's like me. That's what I want. I want that to be the happy ending. Pretty cool.

Okay, happy ending plot twist to me is that they start dating. Bad ending plot twist to me is that OP gets in a relationship with the guy after they break up.

Okay, happy ending plot twist to me is that they start dating. Bad ending plot twist to me is that OP gets in a relationship with the guy after they break up.

Let me think about that. Okay, let's see. Give me a one-way ticket to fictional bonkers town. Okay.

Let me think about that. Okay, let's see. Give me a one-way ticket to fictional bonkers town. Okay.

Yeah, we go to our wagons.

Yeah, we go to our wagons.

This could still... There's room for it to grow. They could fall in love.

This could still... There's room for it to grow. They could fall in love.

They could fall in love.

They could fall in love.

That's going to stick with me.

That's going to stick with me.

That's going to stick with me.

That's going to stick with me.

I sat on a couch and watched Tim fix a computer.

I sat on a couch and watched Tim fix a computer.

That's really cool. Yeah, and he was just fixing the computer, and I was like, wow, this guy's the best.

That's really cool. Yeah, and he was just fixing the computer, and I was like, wow, this guy's the best.

That's too much for me to handle. Okay.

That's too much for me to handle. Okay.

Yeah, 25.

Yeah, 25.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, my fault. Really sucked the air out of the room with that one. That's the quietest it's ever been in here.

Yeah, my fault. Really sucked the air out of the room with that one. That's the quietest it's ever been in here.

Es ist schwer. Es ist schwer, weil Courtney und ich auf so eine andere Route gegangen sind. Aber ich sehe auch, es ist schwer für mich, mit der Bride zu beraten, weil ich jemand bin, der niemals einfach erwartet, dass jemand so etwas für mich macht. Mein Instinkt ist, zu denken, oh, das ist verrückt, sie soll das Erwarten von jemandem haben.

Es ist schwer. Es ist schwer, weil Courtney und ich auf so eine andere Route gegangen sind. Aber ich sehe auch, es ist schwer für mich, mit der Bride zu beraten, weil ich jemand bin, der niemals einfach erwartet, dass jemand so etwas für mich macht. Mein Instinkt ist, zu denken, oh, das ist verrückt, sie soll das Erwarten von jemandem haben.

So I am on the OP's side, just in like, just, yeah, that's crazy to expect you to do that. You're not technically part of this.

So I am on the OP's side, just in like, just, yeah, that's crazy to expect you to do that. You're not technically part of this.

Yeah, like, it should be, hey, huge change of plans, so let's discuss what we want to do now in this state. The verdict was not the asshole. Comments, not the asshole, you aren't a bridesmaid, so you should not be expected to carry out bridesmaid duties. Ja. But you have to do all the things that require you to spend time and effort and money for me still isn't acceptable.

Yeah, like, it should be, hey, huge change of plans, so let's discuss what we want to do now in this state. The verdict was not the asshole. Comments, not the asshole, you aren't a bridesmaid, so you should not be expected to carry out bridesmaid duties. Ja. But you have to do all the things that require you to spend time and effort and money for me still isn't acceptable.

And when there's budget cuts and Chance has to do a one-man-show version of it. Where he plays all the characters.

And when there's budget cuts and Chance has to do a one-man-show version of it. Where he plays all the characters.

Das, ich will das sehen.

Das, ich will das sehen.

Ja, du hast gerade darüber gesprochen, dass du die Baba-Gump-Szene hasst.

Ja, du hast gerade darüber gesprochen, dass du die Baba-Gump-Szene hasst.

Das ist eigentlich so lustig. Ich habe das noch nie gehört. Einen komischen? Ich habe noch nie gehört, dass jemand Argumente als ein bisschen planen.

Das ist eigentlich so lustig. Ich habe das noch nie gehört. Einen komischen? Ich habe noch nie gehört, dass jemand Argumente als ein bisschen planen.

My wife went into labor around 6pm on Sunday. We were expecting twins. It quickly turned into a very painful process. She kept cutting off the blood pressure to my hand when she squeezed and nearly sprayed my shirt with vomit. Sounds really hard, dude.

My wife went into labor around 6pm on Sunday. We were expecting twins. It quickly turned into a very painful process. She kept cutting off the blood pressure to my hand when she squeezed and nearly sprayed my shirt with vomit. Sounds really hard, dude.

Twice. Twice. Okay. My wife's labor was progressing very slowly and we were all certain she would need forceps or other assistance to deliver the babies. I realized that I couldn't help her here and my dad was counting on me, so I told her I needed to leave. She started screaming at me so loudly that a few nurses rushed over to our room.

Twice. Twice. Okay. My wife's labor was progressing very slowly and we were all certain she would need forceps or other assistance to deliver the babies. I realized that I couldn't help her here and my dad was counting on me, so I told her I needed to leave. She started screaming at me so loudly that a few nurses rushed over to our room.

I ended up doing the presentation with the clients and things went well. I leave the office and see a text on my phone that said my wife delivered an hour ago at around 10.30 a.m. and they had to use forceps. I would have missed the meeting had I stayed and my dad has given me everything he could possibly give me in life, so I didn't want to let him down. Am I the asshole?

I ended up doing the presentation with the clients and things went well. I leave the office and see a text on my phone that said my wife delivered an hour ago at around 10.30 a.m. and they had to use forceps. I would have missed the meeting had I stayed and my dad has given me everything he could possibly give me in life, so I didn't want to let him down. Am I the asshole?

I had responsibilities I had to take care of and while my wife is still screaming at me saying that she was alone when they destroyed her body, I'm the only one who works and her mom herself said that she was emotional and overreacting. My wife even went as far as to say that her family would disown her if she was the first of them to divorce, but that she doesn't consider me her husband right now.

I had responsibilities I had to take care of and while my wife is still screaming at me saying that she was alone when they destroyed her body, I'm the only one who works and her mom herself said that she was emotional and overreacting. My wife even went as far as to say that her family would disown her if she was the first of them to divorce, but that she doesn't consider me her husband right now.

It's a lot.

It's a lot.

You had a presentation, though.

You had a presentation, though.

But it kind of makes sense with what the dad was saying, where it's like, this is what he was raised to believe.

But it kind of makes sense with what the dad was saying, where it's like, this is what he was raised to believe.

Or just, I can't make it. You can go do the presentation without me. Es gibt Momente in der Leben, wo ich... Ich denke, viele Momente in der Leben sind wirklich schwer zu verstehen. Wo man sich einen Faden in die Straße stellt. Und dann gibt es Momente in der Leben, wo du weißt, dass du am Ende deiner Leben zurückflaschen wirst. Und du denkst dir, okay, die richtige Entscheidung ist klar für mich.

Or just, I can't make it. You can go do the presentation without me. Es gibt Momente in der Leben, wo ich... Ich denke, viele Momente in der Leben sind wirklich schwer zu verstehen. Wo man sich einen Faden in die Straße stellt. Und dann gibt es Momente in der Leben, wo du weißt, dass du am Ende deiner Leben zurückflaschen wirst. Und du denkst dir, okay, die richtige Entscheidung ist klar für mich.

Es ist so klar. Und ich muss das machen. Und... Für jemanden, der vielleicht denkt, er könnte es nicht herausfinden, ist es so, dass seine Frau da schreit, dass sie ihn da absolut will. Das ist die Antwort für dich.

Es ist so klar. Und ich muss das machen. Und... Für jemanden, der vielleicht denkt, er könnte es nicht herausfinden, ist es so, dass seine Frau da schreit, dass sie ihn da absolut will. Das ist die Antwort für dich.

Manchmal schreit es, manchmal bricht es Wasser und es ist so, oh, du weißt es nicht.

Manchmal schreit es, manchmal bricht es Wasser und es ist so, oh, du weißt es nicht.

And he left. And it's not just that. That's the problem. And she said, please stay. It's not, I was at work at a presentation and my phone was off and I didn't know and all this stuff. There's a ton of reasons that things could happen.

And he left. And it's not just that. That's the problem. And she said, please stay. It's not, I was at work at a presentation and my phone was off and I didn't know and all this stuff. There's a ton of reasons that things could happen.

But he's literally there. She's squeezing his hand so hard that it's... Es ist brutal für ihn. Und er sieht die Schmerzen, die sie hat. Und sein Vater denkt, oh, du willst nicht den Gore sehen.

But he's literally there. She's squeezing his hand so hard that it's... Es ist brutal für ihn. Und er sieht die Schmerzen, die sie hat. Und sein Vater denkt, oh, du willst nicht den Gore sehen.

Okay. Let's get into these stories. First one. Am I the asshole for faking a serious eye injury, making my mom faint, and ruining my birthday party? So this happened at Bubba Gump. Yeah. Alright, my mom thinks the height of humor is to smash me and my siblings' faces into our birthday cake. I have no idea why, but it amuses her to smash our faces into birthday cake.

Okay. Let's get into these stories. First one. Am I the asshole for faking a serious eye injury, making my mom faint, and ruining my birthday party? So this happened at Bubba Gump. Yeah. Alright, my mom thinks the height of humor is to smash me and my siblings' faces into our birthday cake. I have no idea why, but it amuses her to smash our faces into birthday cake.

So that he could go home and get a good night's sleep. So that he... How could you go home and sleep? While your wife is in labor.

So that he could go home and get a good night's sleep. So that he... How could you go home and sleep? While your wife is in labor.

Can you imagine the person you are dedicated to? Can you imagine the person you're dedicated to the rest of your life, that you're supposed to love more than anyone, is there on a bed screaming while doctors are doing all sorts of stuff, while a human is coming out of her body, and you're like, I'm gonna go home and sleep. And you can... You your body and you can go home and you can sleep.

Can you imagine the person you are dedicated to? Can you imagine the person you're dedicated to the rest of your life, that you're supposed to love more than anyone, is there on a bed screaming while doctors are doing all sorts of stuff, while a human is coming out of her body, and you're like, I'm gonna go home and sleep. And you can... You your body and you can go home and you can sleep.

Und ich stimme nicht dazu. Es ist nur einer dieser Zeiten, wo man sagt, ich bin nicht ein religiöser Mensch, aber deine literalen Gebete sind wie, hey, ich werde mit dir in den schlimmsten Zeiten bleiben. Es ist wie, das ist ganz literally... The promised moment, like you promised to be here and you're breaking that. She's actively screaming and saying, please.

Und ich stimme nicht dazu. Es ist nur einer dieser Zeiten, wo man sagt, ich bin nicht ein religiöser Mensch, aber deine literalen Gebete sind wie, hey, ich werde mit dir in den schlimmsten Zeiten bleiben. Es ist wie, das ist ganz literally... The promised moment, like you promised to be here and you're breaking that. She's actively screaming and saying, please.

Sie haben eine Präsentation, diese große Präsentation, die wirklich wichtig ist. Es ist so, kann man sich vorstellen, wenn der Vater da ist, wenn der Vater da ist, und er sagt, Leute, mein Sohn könnte heute nicht hier sein, weil er aktiv in der Raum mit seiner Frau ist, während sie Arbeit macht. Und es ist so, ich bin gleich ein Vater.

Sie haben eine Präsentation, diese große Präsentation, die wirklich wichtig ist. Es ist so, kann man sich vorstellen, wenn der Vater da ist, wenn der Vater da ist, und er sagt, Leute, mein Sohn könnte heute nicht hier sein, weil er aktiv in der Raum mit seiner Frau ist, während sie Arbeit macht. Und es ist so, ich bin gleich ein Vater.

Auf jeden Fall, ich werde mein Bestes tun, um das dir zu präsentieren. Oh, ich bin ein Investor?

Auf jeden Fall, ich werde mein Bestes tun, um das dir zu präsentieren. Oh, ich bin ein Investor?

Ja, Cash ist runtergefallen. Das, was ich hasse, ist, wenn eine Geschichte auf mehreren Ebenen dumm ist. Wo ich sage, du hast alles verfehlt. Du hattest es alles in der Tasche. Du hättest nichts hier vergeben müssen.

Ja, Cash ist runtergefallen. Das, was ich hasse, ist, wenn eine Geschichte auf mehreren Ebenen dumm ist. Wo ich sage, du hast alles verfehlt. Du hattest es alles in der Tasche. Du hättest nichts hier vergeben müssen.

That still goes back to if once when he's 80 years old and he's dying, is he going to think back and go, I should have done that differently. Das ist das, wo ich sage, ich weiß, was ich verraten werde. Vielleicht bin ich sehr in Ordnung damit, aber oft in diesen Momenten bin ich so, ich weiß, was ich später verraten werde. Und so bin ich so, ich habe... 100%.

That still goes back to if once when he's 80 years old and he's dying, is he going to think back and go, I should have done that differently. Das ist das, wo ich sage, ich weiß, was ich verraten werde. Vielleicht bin ich sehr in Ordnung damit, aber oft in diesen Momenten bin ich so, ich weiß, was ich später verraten werde. Und so bin ich so, ich habe... 100%.

Gibt es Updates, was das Meeting war oder irgendwas?

Gibt es Updates, was das Meeting war oder irgendwas?

Es gibt keine Update, weil der Verdikt ein Arschloch ist, richtig? Sie werden das nicht updaten. Oh, 100%. Sie werden nicht sagen, Update, ja, sie hasst mich.

Es gibt keine Update, weil der Verdikt ein Arschloch ist, richtig? Sie werden das nicht updaten. Oh, 100%. Sie werden nicht sagen, Update, ja, sie hasst mich.

Und ich mag das nicht. Denk daran, dass sein Kind geboren wurde. Seine Kinder wurden geboren. Zwei, mein Herr. Zwei, mein Herr. Seine Kinder wurden geboren. Und er schreibt eine Reddit-Story, um Leute zu fragen, ob er ein Arschloch ist. Oh mein Gott! Er nennt seine Kinder nicht. Das ist sein Fokus jetzt. Du bist so fucking richtig. Du bist so fucking richtig. Das ist sein Fokus jetzt.

Und ich mag das nicht. Denk daran, dass sein Kind geboren wurde. Seine Kinder wurden geboren. Zwei, mein Herr. Zwei, mein Herr. Seine Kinder wurden geboren. Und er schreibt eine Reddit-Story, um Leute zu fragen, ob er ein Arschloch ist. Oh mein Gott! Er nennt seine Kinder nicht. Das ist sein Fokus jetzt. Du bist so fucking richtig. Du bist so fucking richtig. Das ist sein Fokus jetzt.

I just turned 15 and I told her that if she planned to do that to me again, I would rather not have a cake or even a party. She promised that she would not do it and she was upset that I threatened to not attend if she planned it without that promise. I knew she was lying because I know her. So I made a plan with my friends. One of them does cosplay and helped me out with a very basic trick.

I just turned 15 and I told her that if she planned to do that to me again, I would rather not have a cake or even a party. She promised that she would not do it and she was upset that I threatened to not attend if she planned it without that promise. I knew she was lying because I know her. So I made a plan with my friends. One of them does cosplay and helped me out with a very basic trick.

Was hat er den Titel wieder genannt? Der Titel ist, bin ich der Arschloch, der während meiner Wife Arbeit verlebt ist? Aber du fragst dich, ob du ein Arschloch bist oder nicht, über die Entscheidung, die du gemacht hast. Du hast brandneue Kinder. Du bist ein Vater. Und das ist dein Fokus? Es gab auch keine Enttäuschung daran. No, the first paragraph is comical.

Was hat er den Titel wieder genannt? Der Titel ist, bin ich der Arschloch, der während meiner Wife Arbeit verlebt ist? Aber du fragst dich, ob du ein Arschloch bist oder nicht, über die Entscheidung, die du gemacht hast. Du hast brandneue Kinder. Du bist ein Vater. Und das ist dein Fokus? Es gab auch keine Enttäuschung daran. No, the first paragraph is comical.

Yeah, so actually... Bro, bro! Another woman said that she... Shut up! Shut up! Comments. Someone else said, you're the asshole. God, you may be the biggest asshole of the week. You'd be lucky if you ever get to see those kids. You need a reality check. It's unfortunate your wife doesn't want to divorce you. Hopefully she changes her mind. Someone else said, you're the asshole.

Yeah, so actually... Bro, bro! Another woman said that she... Shut up! Shut up! Comments. Someone else said, you're the asshole. God, you may be the biggest asshole of the week. You'd be lucky if you ever get to see those kids. You need a reality check. It's unfortunate your wife doesn't want to divorce you. Hopefully she changes her mind. Someone else said, you're the asshole.

There are no clients anywhere that would expect you to be at a presentation on the day of your wife's giving birth. WTF. Someone replied to that saying, if I was the client and I learned he missed the birth to sell something to me, I would try to find someone else to do the work. You're the asshole and so is your dad. The apple didn't fall far from the tree here. Absolutely.

There are no clients anywhere that would expect you to be at a presentation on the day of your wife's giving birth. WTF. Someone replied to that saying, if I was the client and I learned he missed the birth to sell something to me, I would try to find someone else to do the work. You're the asshole and so is your dad. The apple didn't fall far from the tree here. Absolutely.

It's a peak kind of masculine thought that I can understand how a lot of dudes think it, where it's like, oh, I can't actually physically do anything.

It's a peak kind of masculine thought that I can understand how a lot of dudes think it, where it's like, oh, I can't actually physically do anything.

Sie verstehen nicht, dass du das emotional tust. Deine Präsenz in einer Zeit von physischem Anstrengung, das ist genug.

Sie verstehen nicht, dass du das emotional tust. Deine Präsenz in einer Zeit von physischem Anstrengung, das ist genug.

Weil ich auch verstehe, dass es einen Unruhe gibt. Und ich bin sicher, dass viele Leute es fühlen. Es kann wirklich hart sein. Ich meine, sie ist im Arbeit. Das ist wirklich hart. Aber ich denke, für viele Männer, und wahrscheinlich auch für Menschen generell, ist es hart, wenn es so ist, dass es Momente gibt in der Leben, wo man sagt, ich kann nichts, aber hier sein.

Weil ich auch verstehe, dass es einen Unruhe gibt. Und ich bin sicher, dass viele Leute es fühlen. Es kann wirklich hart sein. Ich meine, sie ist im Arbeit. Das ist wirklich hart. Aber ich denke, für viele Männer, und wahrscheinlich auch für Menschen generell, ist es hart, wenn es so ist, dass es Momente gibt in der Leben, wo man sagt, ich kann nichts, aber hier sein.

Hallo, willkommen zu Reddit-Stories, ich bin Shane und heute ist es um Partys, Begegnungen und so weiter. Wir haben Gebäude, wir haben all diese Sachen heute. Und ich bin mit zwei meinen Freunden, Angela und Chance. Juhu! These are obviously going to be celebrations gone wrong. Oh, it's not like happy ending.

Hallo, willkommen zu Reddit-Stories, ich bin Shane und heute ist es um Partys, Begegnungen und so weiter. Wir haben Gebäude, wir haben all diese Sachen heute. Und ich bin mit zwei meinen Freunden, Angela und Chance. Juhu! These are obviously going to be celebrations gone wrong. Oh, it's not like happy ending.

Und ich kann nicht, es wird eigentlich unnötig sein, um in irgendeinem anderen Weg zu helfen. All I can do is be here for you. Ich denke, das ist, warum viele Männer es schlecht machen. Es ist hart.

Und ich kann nicht, es wird eigentlich unnötig sein, um in irgendeinem anderen Weg zu helfen. All I can do is be here for you. Ich denke, das ist, warum viele Männer es schlecht machen. Es ist hart.

The other two that were there were there to play along and make it worse. When my mom smashed my face into the cake, as expected, I screamed like I was shot. I took the patch I had in my hand and pulled my face away from the cake and put my hand on my eye. The patch had a stub of candle that stuck out between my fingers and some fake blood. Ja.

The other two that were there were there to play along and make it worse. When my mom smashed my face into the cake, as expected, I screamed like I was shot. I took the patch I had in my hand and pulled my face away from the cake and put my hand on my eye. The patch had a stub of candle that stuck out between my fingers and some fake blood. Ja.

Ich habe es bemerkt, weil ich jemand bin, der etwas tun möchte. Wo ich merke, dass es nicht hilfreich ist, wenn ich sage, kann ich etwas tun? Kann ich was tun? Du kannst nicht den Fluss des Universums kontrollieren.

Ich habe es bemerkt, weil ich jemand bin, der etwas tun möchte. Wo ich merke, dass es nicht hilfreich ist, wenn ich sage, kann ich etwas tun? Kann ich was tun? Du kannst nicht den Fluss des Universums kontrollieren.

Was ich wirklich schlecht finde, sind Momente, in denen ich sage, dass ich keine Tipps geben sollte. Ich sollte nichts sagen.

Was ich wirklich schlecht finde, sind Momente, in denen ich sage, dass ich keine Tipps geben sollte. Ich sollte nichts sagen.

Fuck! Damn! Willst du Dagger schießen?

Fuck! Damn! Willst du Dagger schießen?

Alpro. Am I the asshole for not getting the same dress as the other bridesmaids for my sister's wedding?

Alpro. Am I the asshole for not getting the same dress as the other bridesmaids for my sister's wedding?

I, Daisy, 22, woman, am the maid of honor to my sister's, this is Tori, 25, woman, wedding for January 2025. Our whole family is beyond excited about the wedding. I am so happy that Tori finally found her dream man, Jack, 26. Tori has not had good love experiences throughout the years and had bad relationships that did not end well.

I, Daisy, 22, woman, am the maid of honor to my sister's, this is Tori, 25, woman, wedding for January 2025. Our whole family is beyond excited about the wedding. I am so happy that Tori finally found her dream man, Jack, 26. Tori has not had good love experiences throughout the years and had bad relationships that did not end well.

I am really grateful that Jack is in her life because he gets along very well with me and the rest of my family. Tori ist meine Schwester und ich liebe sie, aber als Brüder haben wir unsere guten und schlechten Tage. Also hier geht die ganze Geschichte. Ich war sehr glücklich, als meine Schwester Tori mich als ihre Freundin entschieden hat.

I am really grateful that Jack is in her life because he gets along very well with me and the rest of my family. Tori ist meine Schwester und ich liebe sie, aber als Brüder haben wir unsere guten und schlechten Tage. Also hier geht die ganze Geschichte. Ich war sehr glücklich, als meine Schwester Tori mich als ihre Freundin entschieden hat.

Ich, natürlich, habe sie sofort geacceptet und habe angefangen, Dressoptionen zu suchen. Das Problem ist der Stil und Design der Dress, nicht die Farbe. Ich liebe tatsächlich die Farbe, die Tori entschieden hat. Es ist eine wunderschöne Lavendelfarbe. Für Monate habe ich auf verschiedenen Websites für meine Dress geschaut und es gab ziemlich gute Optionen, aber keine haben mich überzeugt.

Ich, natürlich, habe sie sofort geacceptet und habe angefangen, Dressoptionen zu suchen. Das Problem ist der Stil und Design der Dress, nicht die Farbe. Ich liebe tatsächlich die Farbe, die Tori entschieden hat. Es ist eine wunderschöne Lavendelfarbe. Für Monate habe ich auf verschiedenen Websites für meine Dress geschaut und es gab ziemlich gute Optionen, aber keine haben mich überzeugt.

Tori hat mir ein Bild von der Dress, die sie für die Bridesmaids gekauft hat, und es ist eine Infinity-Dress. Die Infinity-Dress kann in vielen verschiedenen Wegen in der oberen Körperseite gestylt werden, aber hat keine anderen Designs und sieht sehr plain aus.

Tori hat mir ein Bild von der Dress, die sie für die Bridesmaids gekauft hat, und es ist eine Infinity-Dress. Die Infinity-Dress kann in vielen verschiedenen Wegen in der oberen Körperseite gestylt werden, aber hat keine anderen Designs und sieht sehr plain aus.

Der einzige Grund, warum Tori diese Dress gekauft hat, ist, weil eine der Bridesmaids keine anderen Optionen von Dressen mag, außer der Infinity-Dress. Tori even sent a picture of my dress, the one I chose, but she did not like it at all. The other bridesmaids will just go along with what my sister Tori says and there is no issue with them whatsoever.

Der einzige Grund, warum Tori diese Dress gekauft hat, ist, weil eine der Bridesmaids keine anderen Optionen von Dressen mag, außer der Infinity-Dress. Tori even sent a picture of my dress, the one I chose, but she did not like it at all. The other bridesmaids will just go along with what my sister Tori says and there is no issue with them whatsoever.

I had a huge fight with Tori over this because I told her, I get it is your wedding, but as the maid of honor, my dress has to be the same color, but the same style slash design as the other bridesmaids and I don't like the other dress. Tori antwortete, I don't like it that way and like you said, it is my wedding.

I had a huge fight with Tori over this because I told her, I get it is your wedding, but as the maid of honor, my dress has to be the same color, but the same style slash design as the other bridesmaids and I don't like the other dress. Tori antwortete, I don't like it that way and like you said, it is my wedding.

I once again told her, I don't like the dress you chose and I am sorry, but I am going to wear it. Tori told me, well, it is either that dress or you can stay home and not go to my wedding. Right after her answer, Tori walked out the door extremely mad. Since our fight, we have seen each other, but we barely speak. My two brothers, mom and dad, have taken my side.

I once again told her, I don't like the dress you chose and I am sorry, but I am going to wear it. Tori told me, well, it is either that dress or you can stay home and not go to my wedding. Right after her answer, Tori walked out the door extremely mad. Since our fight, we have seen each other, but we barely speak. My two brothers, mom and dad, have taken my side.

They say that Tori is overreacting and cares more about that one bridesmaid's opinion than mine. Also they say that Tori has not had any consideration for me as her maid of honor because not once did she ask for my opinion and help to choose the bridesmaid dresses. My parents and my brother still cannot believe Tori and I had a fight over this situation.

They say that Tori is overreacting and cares more about that one bridesmaid's opinion than mine. Also they say that Tori has not had any consideration for me as her maid of honor because not once did she ask for my opinion and help to choose the bridesmaid dresses. My parents and my brother still cannot believe Tori and I had a fight over this situation.

My mom told me, oh my god, so Tori decides not to take your side as her sister but prefers to take Jack's mom, Toris future mother-in-law, her side and is going to let her wear the dress of her liking. Side note, in the early preparations of the wedding, Tory and Jack decided that the mothers were going to wear the same colored dress.

My mom told me, oh my god, so Tori decides not to take your side as her sister but prefers to take Jack's mom, Toris future mother-in-law, her side and is going to let her wear the dress of her liking. Side note, in the early preparations of the wedding, Tory and Jack decided that the mothers were going to wear the same colored dress.

My mom and Jack's mom both agreed to wear the same colored dress for the wedding. Jack's mom went back on her word and decided not to wear the same colored dress as my mom. So, am I the asshole?

My mom and Jack's mom both agreed to wear the same colored dress for the wedding. Jack's mom went back on her word and decided not to wear the same colored dress as my mom. So, am I the asshole?

Yeah, that's what it sounded like. Ultimately, when it came down to it and she goes, this is the dress that we're doing. And then she says to the brides face, well, I'm doing this other dress. That's not how that works. And then the bride goes, well, no, you're doing what I'm going to do. Or you're not going to go. I mean, it's like, what are you going to do at that point?

Yeah, that's what it sounded like. Ultimately, when it came down to it and she goes, this is the dress that we're doing. And then she says to the brides face, well, I'm doing this other dress. That's not how that works. And then the bride goes, well, no, you're doing what I'm going to do. Or you're not going to go. I mean, it's like, what are you going to do at that point?

Yeah, if she wants to bring that up to the bride instead, but even still, it's like the bride is making a decision. And what kind of frustrates me is she's bringing up how the mother-in-law kind of went back on her word. And it's like, well, the mother-in-law got to do what she wanted, so why don't I?

Yeah, if she wants to bring that up to the bride instead, but even still, it's like the bride is making a decision. And what kind of frustrates me is she's bringing up how the mother-in-law kind of went back on her word. And it's like, well, the mother-in-law got to do what she wanted, so why don't I?

I didn't get in trouble because I showed my dad the text showing that my mom had promised not to do the cake thing. But my mom is pissed that I made her look bad and like a liar because I showed everyone the text because they were all mad at me to begin with. I think that if she hadn't lied, then nothing would have happened. So this is all on her.

I didn't get in trouble because I showed my dad the text showing that my mom had promised not to do the cake thing. But my mom is pissed that I made her look bad and like a liar because I showed everyone the text because they were all mad at me to begin with. I think that if she hadn't lied, then nothing would have happened. So this is all on her.

It's like, no, there's proof that someone else has already pressured her and pissed her off, probably. And now you're going to add to that and also be selfish? Yeah.

It's like, no, there's proof that someone else has already pressured her and pissed her off, probably. And now you're going to add to that and also be selfish? Yeah.

Und nicht dein verdammtes Geburtstag. Ja, ich dachte, ich weiß nicht, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist,

Und nicht dein verdammtes Geburtstag. Ja, ich dachte, ich weiß nicht, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist,

Ja, es gibt viele, ich denke, es gibt viele Gründe, warum ich sage, okay, wenn für irgendeinen Grund vielleicht das Kleid zu entdeckend war und sie sagt, ich fühle mich nicht komfortabel.

Ja, es gibt viele, ich denke, es gibt viele Gründe, warum ich sage, okay, wenn für irgendeinen Grund vielleicht das Kleid zu entdeckend war und sie sagt, ich fühle mich nicht komfortabel.

Ja, es gibt viele Gründe, warum man sagt, ich fühle mich nicht zufrieden mit dem, aber das ist nicht der Angriff. Exakt.

Ja, es gibt viele Gründe, warum man sagt, ich fühle mich nicht zufrieden mit dem, aber das ist nicht der Angriff. Exakt.

Right, but, and there's many such situations where I agree with that. This is a situation where this person, this OP, sent four options. These all work for me. One was picked and then they're going, nah, I want the other one because I like it. It's like, no, that's the problem. I agree if it's like, hey,

Right, but, and there's many such situations where I agree with that. This is a situation where this person, this OP, sent four options. These all work for me. One was picked and then they're going, nah, I want the other one because I like it. It's like, no, that's the problem. I agree if it's like, hey,

Hier ist die Dress, die ich wähle, die ihr noch nicht gesehen habt, und ihr sagt, ich kann das nicht tragen. Für irgendeinen Grund. Ich stimme dazu. Und es gibt wahrscheinlich viele Situationen. Ja, du hast das als eine geeignete Option gesendet. Du musst mit den Konsequenzen umgehen.

Hier ist die Dress, die ich wähle, die ihr noch nicht gesehen habt, und ihr sagt, ich kann das nicht tragen. Für irgendeinen Grund. Ich stimme dazu. Und es gibt wahrscheinlich viele Situationen. Ja, du hast das als eine geeignete Option gesendet. Du musst mit den Konsequenzen umgehen.

Und siehst du, du kannst sagen, ich gehe nicht zum Geburtstag. Du kannst das tun.

Und siehst du, du kannst sagen, ich gehe nicht zum Geburtstag. Du kannst das tun.

Ich denke, wenn das der Ansatz war, wenn es ein wirklicher Schmerzansatz war, dann denke ich, dass die Antwort ist, dass sie mit dem Bruder sprechen muss. Sie mag nur die geschlossene Rückseite. Aber das klingt nicht so. Das kommt aus einem anderen Ort. It's hard for me to personally relate to because I never did the traditional stuff and that never mattered to me.

Ich denke, wenn das der Ansatz war, wenn es ein wirklicher Schmerzansatz war, dann denke ich, dass die Antwort ist, dass sie mit dem Bruder sprechen muss. Sie mag nur die geschlossene Rückseite. Aber das klingt nicht so. Das kommt aus einem anderen Ort. It's hard for me to personally relate to because I never did the traditional stuff and that never mattered to me.

It sounds strange to me, but I know how important it is to people. I think what weddings really come down to is it's a time to show respect to these two people. I think OP is an asshole for reasons... Außer dem, was in der Geschichte passiert ist. Der erste Kommentar bemerkt das ziemlich gut. Ich habe es bis jetzt noch nicht nachgedacht.

It sounds strange to me, but I know how important it is to people. I think what weddings really come down to is it's a time to show respect to these two people. I think OP is an asshole for reasons... Außer dem, was in der Geschichte passiert ist. Der erste Kommentar bemerkt das ziemlich gut. Ich habe es bis jetzt noch nicht nachgedacht.

Jemand hat gesagt, dein erstes Paragraph, übrigens, der Verdikt war Arschloch. Which I think is fair. Your first paragraph of completely unnecessary info. She has a history of bad love relationships at the ripe old age of 25. Show both your immaturity and the way you look down on your sister. Your job as maid of honor is to show up, support the bride and make her life easier in any way you can.

Jemand hat gesagt, dein erstes Paragraph, übrigens, der Verdikt war Arschloch. Which I think is fair. Your first paragraph of completely unnecessary info. She has a history of bad love relationships at the ripe old age of 25. Show both your immaturity and the way you look down on your sister. Your job as maid of honor is to show up, support the bride and make her life easier in any way you can.

You are failing spectacularly. I love that. Yeah, I do feel bad that the family is all siding with her. Yeah, that's bullshit. So stupid. This sounds like a interesting family dynamic. Yeah. Yeah. Someone said, you sound incredibly self-righteous and entitled. You're the asshole. Massively so. You can choose dresses when you are getting married.

You are failing spectacularly. I love that. Yeah, I do feel bad that the family is all siding with her. Yeah, that's bullshit. So stupid. This sounds like a interesting family dynamic. Yeah. Yeah. Someone said, you sound incredibly self-righteous and entitled. You're the asshole. Massively so. You can choose dresses when you are getting married.

For someone else's wedding, you wear what they choose. Your family being on your side is absurd. Are they scared of you or something? I feel incredibly sorry for your sister. She should be all excited and happy about her upcoming wedding and not have her life made difficult by an entitled little sister and favorite playing parents.

For someone else's wedding, you wear what they choose. Your family being on your side is absurd. Are they scared of you or something? I feel incredibly sorry for your sister. She should be all excited and happy about her upcoming wedding and not have her life made difficult by an entitled little sister and favorite playing parents.

I can just imagine the bridezilla you are going to be at your own wedding. when bridesmaids refuse to wear what you choose for them. Again, you're the asshole.

I can just imagine the bridezilla you are going to be at your own wedding. when bridesmaids refuse to wear what you choose for them. Again, you're the asshole.

Und wenn du den Prank noch einmal hochladen wolltest, wenn die Mutter zwei kamen, dann hätten sie gesagt, du bist seit fünf Jahren in einer Koma gewesen. Ich meine, sie hat wirklich den Prank auf ihre Mutter gewechselt. Das ist so lustig. Auf einem ziemlich mächtigen Niveau. Aber sie hat gesagt, mach das nicht. Und die Mutter hat es gemacht. Das ist, was sie bekommt.

Und wenn du den Prank noch einmal hochladen wolltest, wenn die Mutter zwei kamen, dann hätten sie gesagt, du bist seit fünf Jahren in einer Koma gewesen. Ich meine, sie hat wirklich den Prank auf ihre Mutter gewechselt. Das ist so lustig. Auf einem ziemlich mächtigen Niveau. Aber sie hat gesagt, mach das nicht. Und die Mutter hat es gemacht. Das ist, was sie bekommt.

Right.

Right.

That's okay. I did put you in there. I do agree though. I do agree though, there's situations in life where it's like, hey man, like, if you're tasked, you're in this situation, like, you're trying to make their time easier.

That's okay. I did put you in there. I do agree though. I do agree though, there's situations in life where it's like, hey man, like, if you're tasked, you're in this situation, like, you're trying to make their time easier.

It's stressful for them. It's not about you.

It's stressful for them. It's not about you.

But I also understand, and this is not this situation, but I also understand, it is an interesting thing to be like, you get to choose what someone wears. It's so scary. That sounds weird. No, it's so hard. And that is a weird tradition. It is weird. And I think being the Bride or Groom, you would be mindful. And all of the weddings I know, they were mindful of that. Yes, you have to be.

But I also understand, and this is not this situation, but I also understand, it is an interesting thing to be like, you get to choose what someone wears. It's so scary. That sounds weird. No, it's so hard. And that is a weird tradition. It is weird. And I think being the Bride or Groom, you would be mindful. And all of the weddings I know, they were mindful of that. Yes, you have to be.

And it sounds like to a degree, though, this dress that was picked, I don't know much about Infinity dresses, it sounds like it was picked in what you were saying, where it's like, this is going to be... Es gibt so viele Optionen. Ich weiß, aber die Idee ist, dass niemand unbequem sein wird. Ich denke, es ist eine anerkannte Idee.

And it sounds like to a degree, though, this dress that was picked, I don't know much about Infinity dresses, it sounds like it was picked in what you were saying, where it's like, this is going to be... Es gibt so viele Optionen. Ich weiß, aber die Idee ist, dass niemand unbequem sein wird. Ich denke, es ist eine anerkannte Idee.

Ich denke wirklich, dass es, wenn es ein Unbequem ist, von einem wirklich intensiven Aspekt deines Lebens, dann ist es so, okay.

Ich denke wirklich, dass es, wenn es ein Unbequem ist, von einem wirklich intensiven Aspekt deines Lebens, dann ist es so, okay.

Maybe I'm misinterpreting it. It sounds like this is coming from a place of like, well, I want to look fucking hot.

Maybe I'm misinterpreting it. It sounds like this is coming from a place of like, well, I want to look fucking hot.

Next story. Am I the asshole for refusing to attend my mom's renaissance fair themed birthday party? Hilarious. I don't believe in the renaissance. I'm sorry mom, I don't believe in that. Da Vinci? Didn't exist. Hahaha. Damn! Damn! Das ist so lustig. Das ist so lustig, dass das der Grund ist. Ich wusste nie, dass meine Mutter Opinionen über Disney hatte.

Next story. Am I the asshole for refusing to attend my mom's renaissance fair themed birthday party? Hilarious. I don't believe in the renaissance. I'm sorry mom, I don't believe in that. Da Vinci? Didn't exist. Hahaha. Damn! Damn! Das ist so lustig. Das ist so lustig, dass das der Grund ist. Ich wusste nie, dass meine Mutter Opinionen über Disney hatte.

Und es kam mir zurück, dass sie am Brudelschauer lustig war. Sie nannte es Dinge wie blöd und beängstigend. Als ich sie konfrontiert habe, hat sie ihre Gefühle ausgedrückt. Sie fühlte, es sei selbstverzweifelt, dass sie so viele Vorabend-Events hatte. Und sie war sauer darüber, dass sie sich eine passende Schuhe tragen soll. Sie wollte nicht in der Bridesquad sein.

Und es kam mir zurück, dass sie am Brudelschauer lustig war. Sie nannte es Dinge wie blöd und beängstigend. Als ich sie konfrontiert habe, hat sie ihre Gefühle ausgedrückt. Sie fühlte, es sei selbstverzweifelt, dass sie so viele Vorabend-Events hatte. Und sie war sauer darüber, dass sie sich eine passende Schuhe tragen soll. Sie wollte nicht in der Bridesquad sein.

Sie hat versucht, das auszudrücken, indem sie sagte, Disney sei schuldig und die Themen seien blöd. I ended up skipping my mom's birthday trip to Italy due to other commitments. To be fair, she was cool with this. I planned on taking her to dinner sometime, since 50 is a big deal, but I received an invitation to a surprise party on the day of her actual birthday and decided to attend.

Sie hat versucht, das auszudrücken, indem sie sagte, Disney sei schuldig und die Themen seien blöd. I ended up skipping my mom's birthday trip to Italy due to other commitments. To be fair, she was cool with this. I planned on taking her to dinner sometime, since 50 is a big deal, but I received an invitation to a surprise party on the day of her actual birthday and decided to attend.

When I got there, it was full Ren-Fair-themed. Costumes, games, food, performers. It was like her own personal fair. Now, I don't think people would suspect this, because she gives off two cool vibes, but my mom loves Renaissance-Fairs. It started as a joke with her and a friend that it is an excuse to dress slutty, but that was years ago and now they are her thing.

When I got there, it was full Ren-Fair-themed. Costumes, games, food, performers. It was like her own personal fair. Now, I don't think people would suspect this, because she gives off two cool vibes, but my mom loves Renaissance-Fairs. It started as a joke with her and a friend that it is an excuse to dress slutty, but that was years ago and now they are her thing.

To be honest, it was an amazing party, probably one of the sickest parties I've seen, but I immediately felt pissed. How the hell is Ren Faire less cringy, childish or embarrassing than Disney? And why isn't it excessive that my mom had a trip abroad plus this party? I just could not stop thinking fucking hypocrite. My mom walked in and was surprised.

To be honest, it was an amazing party, probably one of the sickest parties I've seen, but I immediately felt pissed. How the hell is Ren Faire less cringy, childish or embarrassing than Disney? And why isn't it excessive that my mom had a trip abroad plus this party? I just could not stop thinking fucking hypocrite. My mom walked in and was surprised.

Then she went to change and I couldn't take it anymore. I told my aunt that I was leaving and that if my mom wanted me, she could call and personally apologize to my fiancee. My aunt called me a prick, so I left with my fiance and guess who never called? Now my family is saying I'm an ass for missing both of her celebrations when 50 is a huge deal.

Then she went to change and I couldn't take it anymore. I told my aunt that I was leaving and that if my mom wanted me, she could call and personally apologize to my fiancee. My aunt called me a prick, so I left with my fiance and guess who never called? Now my family is saying I'm an ass for missing both of her celebrations when 50 is a huge deal.

Also, apparently they are mad because they feel my fiance used the party to get Insta-likes, but like what? She didn't know we would be leaving early.

Also, apparently they are mad because they feel my fiance used the party to get Insta-likes, but like what? She didn't know we would be leaving early.

I think you're an asshole for shaming someone or judging someone for their interests. Like, you know, it's just like, she likes Disney.

I think you're an asshole for shaming someone or judging someone for their interests. Like, you know, it's just like, she likes Disney.

Diese Linie tötet mich. Ja, sie mag Disney, aber wir sind mehr eine Minions-Familie.

Diese Linie tötet mich. Ja, sie mag Disney, aber wir sind mehr eine Minions-Familie.

Wir machen den Mummy anstelle.

Wir machen den Mummy anstelle.

Ich mag Universal nicht. I like it, but I don't, but I mean like, it's like... I don't like Universal, okay, you know, we live in California. Yeah, yeah. I don't like Universal, because the ride you ride the most is the escalator. Yeah. And I can't do it.

Ich mag Universal nicht. I like it, but I don't, but I mean like, it's like... I don't like Universal, okay, you know, we live in California. Yeah, yeah. I don't like Universal, because the ride you ride the most is the escalator. Yeah. And I can't do it.

Was ich sagen will, ist auch, haben sie einen zweiten Kuchen? Nein. Du schmischst jemanden ins Gesicht mit dem Kuchen. Ich esse nicht das Kuchen.

Was ich sagen will, ist auch, haben sie einen zweiten Kuchen? Nein. Du schmischst jemanden ins Gesicht mit dem Kuchen. Ich esse nicht das Kuchen.

Um, this just sounds petty as hell, all of this. This is definitely a petty story. The verdict was asshole. Oh.

Um, this just sounds petty as hell, all of this. This is definitely a petty story. The verdict was asshole. Oh.

That he left the party. All the comments are... We have three comments here and they're all different takes.

That he left the party. All the comments are... We have three comments here and they're all different takes.

Okay, I'm excited because I wouldn't have left the party. I do think the mom... He might be the asshole, but the mom is an asshole. Yeah, I would say that the party... For going around talking shit on her for liking Disney. I mean, yeah, the mom sounds like an asshole based on all the comments, all the quotes in this. The mom is an asshole. But is he an asshole for leaving this party or not?

Okay, I'm excited because I wouldn't have left the party. I do think the mom... He might be the asshole, but the mom is an asshole. Yeah, I would say that the party... For going around talking shit on her for liking Disney. I mean, yeah, the mom sounds like an asshole based on all the comments, all the quotes in this. The mom is an asshole. But is he an asshole for leaving this party or not?

The top comment, or not the top, one of the comments, you're the asshole. You want your mom to be more accepting of your fiance. You bailed on her 50th birthday twice. Probably not a good way to go about it. Also, the second party was a surprise, so it's not like it was planned like the bridal shower thing. And while your mom thought the event was silly, she still participated.

The top comment, or not the top, one of the comments, you're the asshole. You want your mom to be more accepting of your fiance. You bailed on her 50th birthday twice. Probably not a good way to go about it. Also, the second party was a surprise, so it's not like it was planned like the bridal shower thing. And while your mom thought the event was silly, she still participated.

You stood her up intentionally and then demanded an apology.

You stood her up intentionally and then demanded an apology.

There's situations in life where it's like, okay, Das ist eine Möglichkeit, es ein bisschen einfacher für uns zu machen, oder ich kann Verlust bekommen. Genau. Aber die Dinge werden schlimmer.

There's situations in life where it's like, okay, Das ist eine Möglichkeit, es ein bisschen einfacher für uns zu machen, oder ich kann Verlust bekommen. Genau. Aber die Dinge werden schlimmer.

Total. Other comment, everyone sucks here. Ignore all the Disney haters, it's not my thing, but to each their own. Your mom shouldn't be making fun of your fiance. She is overstepping and good for you for shutting that down and being a supportive partner. That being said, you should not have caused a scene and stormed off from the party.

Total. Other comment, everyone sucks here. Ignore all the Disney haters, it's not my thing, but to each their own. Your mom shouldn't be making fun of your fiance. She is overstepping and good for you for shutting that down and being a supportive partner. That being said, you should not have caused a scene and stormed off from the party.

That should have been a private conversation later and you should have just stayed for a little bit and then dipped. Lastly, someone said, not the asshole. Your mom hid the fact that she didn't like your fiance while avoiding wedding planning. Call me crazy, but that's unusual. Even if she's not the biggest fan of your fiance, she should still respect the relationship.

That should have been a private conversation later and you should have just stayed for a little bit and then dipped. Lastly, someone said, not the asshole. Your mom hid the fact that she didn't like your fiance while avoiding wedding planning. Call me crazy, but that's unusual. Even if she's not the biggest fan of your fiance, she should still respect the relationship.

Publicly ridiculing someone by calling them childish or lame because they enjoy a fantasy world while having someone throw you a surprise party, themed around a fantasy world, is hypocritical. Renaissance isn't necessarily a fantasy. Renaissance was a period of time in history. Speak on it. Aber die Renaissance-Fähren haben oft Fantasy-Elemente, wie Fähren und Dörfer und so. Sick.

Publicly ridiculing someone by calling them childish or lame because they enjoy a fantasy world while having someone throw you a surprise party, themed around a fantasy world, is hypocritical. Renaissance isn't necessarily a fantasy. Renaissance was a period of time in history. Speak on it. Aber die Renaissance-Fähren haben oft Fantasy-Elemente, wie Fähren und Dörfer und so. Sick.

Nur, damit ihr wisst. Danke. Aber die Renne-Fähre betrifft mich meistens nur so... schwarz. Das ist das, was die Renne-Fähre macht. Das muss wahr sein. Absolut. Ich habe die Renaissance-Fähre nie drunken gesehen. So ist Bridesquad. These stories I enjoy because we're talking about petty stuff. We're talking about some bullshit. People saying mean things to each other.

Nur, damit ihr wisst. Danke. Aber die Renne-Fähre betrifft mich meistens nur so... schwarz. Das ist das, was die Renne-Fähre macht. Das muss wahr sein. Absolut. Ich habe die Renaissance-Fähre nie drunken gesehen. So ist Bridesquad. These stories I enjoy because we're talking about petty stuff. We're talking about some bullshit. People saying mean things to each other.

We've got a bunch of different angles of this. I don't necessarily think, I can't necessarily disagree with any of them. So sound off in the comments what your thoughts are on this.

We've got a bunch of different angles of this. I don't necessarily think, I can't necessarily disagree with any of them. So sound off in the comments what your thoughts are on this.

Universal heads. Let's get a comment for Universal and a comment for Disney and see who wins. Disney's gonna win. Our final story. What? Am I the asshole for teasing my friend about not recognizing my kid, thus ruining her marriage and an unrelated engagement party?

Universal heads. Let's get a comment for Universal and a comment for Disney and see who wins. Disney's gonna win. Our final story. What? Am I the asshole for teasing my friend about not recognizing my kid, thus ruining her marriage and an unrelated engagement party?

Ja, du verpasst das Kuchen. Das ist so ein Verlust des Kuchens. Sie nennen keinen zweiten Kuchen. Nein. Aber ich weiß nicht. Ich bin kein großer Fan von dem, dass man jemanden ins Gesicht mit dem Kuchen schmischt. Kann es lustig sein? Ja, wenn jeder cool damit ist. Ist das nicht auch eine Sache, wenn es um Gebäude geht?

Ja, du verpasst das Kuchen. Das ist so ein Verlust des Kuchens. Sie nennen keinen zweiten Kuchen. Nein. Aber ich weiß nicht. Ich bin kein großer Fan von dem, dass man jemanden ins Gesicht mit dem Kuchen schmischt. Kann es lustig sein? Ja, wenn jeder cool damit ist. Ist das nicht auch eine Sache, wenn es um Gebäude geht?

Yeah, so there's multiple, there's a domino effect.

Yeah, so there's multiple, there's a domino effect.

That's right. So me and my wife have a five-year-old son. Our group of friends is mostly couples with kids as we are nearing our 40s, and so a lot of our meetings with friends now include meeting up as entire families. Kids included. This can sometimes mean a lot of adults and a lot of kids. One person in this group, Emma, fake name, used to be my roommate in college.

That's right. So me and my wife have a five-year-old son. Our group of friends is mostly couples with kids as we are nearing our 40s, and so a lot of our meetings with friends now include meeting up as entire families. Kids included. This can sometimes mean a lot of adults and a lot of kids. One person in this group, Emma, fake name, used to be my roommate in college.

She was married and has her own kids, and we hang out with her and her husband sometimes in a group setting, but rarely on our own. Emma also tends to run late, often. This is all relevant to the story. As our son is an only child, we sometimes worry that he wouldn't really learn to share or get along with other kids.

She was married and has her own kids, and we hang out with her and her husband sometimes in a group setting, but rarely on our own. Emma also tends to run late, often. This is all relevant to the story. As our son is an only child, we sometimes worry that he wouldn't really learn to share or get along with other kids.

To prevent this, and while I love spending time with him, I would sometimes preemptively nudge him to engage with other kids when we are in public playgrounds or at the beach or the pool. To that end, when I buy him a water pistol or an RC car or the like, I'd often just buy two or three.

To prevent this, and while I love spending time with him, I would sometimes preemptively nudge him to engage with other kids when we are in public playgrounds or at the beach or the pool. To that end, when I buy him a water pistol or an RC car or the like, I'd often just buy two or three.

I'd get to the playground and play with him, and when another kid would show interest in the toys, I'd just go, oh, you want to play with us? And hand him the remote or the pistol or whatever, thus getting the kids to play." We arrive at the pool pretty early and get a really good spot poolside, right by the shallows. I grab some water pistols and me and my kids start playing world domination.

I'd get to the playground and play with him, and when another kid would show interest in the toys, I'd just go, oh, you want to play with us? And hand him the remote or the pistol or whatever, thus getting the kids to play." We arrive at the pool pretty early and get a really good spot poolside, right by the shallows. I grab some water pistols and me and my kids start playing world domination.

I am trying to take over the world and can only be stopped through the power of water pistols. It's a whole thing, kids love it. Soon another kid is there. It's a kid from my son's kindergarten class. He's there with his mom. He is of course welcome to join us. We know the family. The mom and my wife are pretty friendly and our kids play together often.

I am trying to take over the world and can only be stopped through the power of water pistols. It's a whole thing, kids love it. Soon another kid is there. It's a kid from my son's kindergarten class. He's there with his mom. He is of course welcome to join us. We know the family. The mom and my wife are pretty friendly and our kids play together often.

So my wife says she wants to go for a swim and the kid's mom says she wants to join her. and ask me if I'm okay watching the kids. I say sure, since by this point the kids are blasting each other with water pistols and I'm just chilling poolside, just occasionally having to call out, oh no, my plans for world domination, ruined! Because sometimes that's just what parenting is.

So my wife says she wants to go for a swim and the kid's mom says she wants to join her. and ask me if I'm okay watching the kids. I say sure, since by this point the kids are blasting each other with water pistols and I'm just chilling poolside, just occasionally having to call out, oh no, my plans for world domination, ruined! Because sometimes that's just what parenting is.

Then Emma and her kids show up. She is really happy to see me and I give out toys to her kids. All is going well. Then my son's friend runs up and asks for some other toy and I go, sure thing, and hand it to him. Emma goes, oh my god, so cute, he looks just like you. I laugh and say, Okay, cool, but this isn't my kid.

Then Emma and her kids show up. She is really happy to see me and I give out toys to her kids. All is going well. Then my son's friend runs up and asks for some other toy and I go, sure thing, and hand it to him. Emma goes, oh my god, so cute, he looks just like you. I laugh and say, Okay, cool, but this isn't my kid.

Now, in her defense, the kid does look kind of like me, making this kind of hilarious. When my wife and the kid's mom come back, I tell them this story. They also find it hilarious. We all have a friendly chuckle, but think little of it. Fast forward to a few months ago.

Now, in her defense, the kid does look kind of like me, making this kind of hilarious. When my wife and the kid's mom come back, I tell them this story. They also find it hilarious. We all have a friendly chuckle, but think little of it. Fast forward to a few months ago.

Wahrscheinlich machen das einige, aber nur, wenn Leute lachen und es machen wollen.

Wahrscheinlich machen das einige, aber nur, wenn Leute lachen und es machen wollen.

Okay. Hey, can you call my wife and kid over? Just make sure it's actually my kid and not some random kid who kind of looks like me. I think it's a hilarious callback. He seems confused and kind of angry. He asks what the hell I'm talking about. Why would he call a random kid? I'm also confused so I tell him the pool story. He doesn't laugh. Emma doesn't laugh either.

Okay. Hey, can you call my wife and kid over? Just make sure it's actually my kid and not some random kid who kind of looks like me. I think it's a hilarious callback. He seems confused and kind of angry. He asks what the hell I'm talking about. Why would he call a random kid? I'm also confused so I tell him the pool story. He doesn't laugh. Emma doesn't laugh either.

The entire thing now feels kind of awkward. I awkwardly say goodbye, go grab my wife and kid, myself, and we leave. Later that day, I text Emma to ask if everything is alright. I get no reply. I text her again a few days later. No reply. I get the distinct sense I fucked up, but also if she doesn't want to talk to me, I'm not going to force the issue. I leave well enough alone.

The entire thing now feels kind of awkward. I awkwardly say goodbye, go grab my wife and kid, myself, and we leave. Later that day, I text Emma to ask if everything is alright. I get no reply. I text her again a few days later. No reply. I get the distinct sense I fucked up, but also if she doesn't want to talk to me, I'm not going to force the issue. I leave well enough alone.

At worst, I thought she was mad at a joke I made, which was apparently in poor taste. Boy, howdy, did I underestimate the fallout of this joke. Wow. Jupp!

At worst, I thought she was mad at a joke I made, which was apparently in poor taste. Boy, howdy, did I underestimate the fallout of this joke. Wow. Jupp!

Es ist gut geworden. Das ist meine Frau, Larry David. This sent them down a spiral, especially because the husband apparently thought she told me that other family story and that I was mocking him for his family drama and he thought the story I told was just covering for her when I realized I fucked up. This was not the case. I had no idea that whole thing happened.

Es ist gut geworden. Das ist meine Frau, Larry David. This sent them down a spiral, especially because the husband apparently thought she told me that other family story and that I was mocking him for his family drama and he thought the story I told was just covering for her when I realized I fucked up. This was not the case. I had no idea that whole thing happened.

Still, he didn't believe Emma when she told him. So they are now separated. She calls me an asshole and says I ruined her marriage. I am not a confrontational person. I apologize profusely. I say I didn't know and if she didn't want me telling the story, she should have said something. She tells me I'm making excuses. This is now a scene.

Still, he didn't believe Emma when she told him. So they are now separated. She calls me an asshole and says I ruined her marriage. I am not a confrontational person. I apologize profusely. I say I didn't know and if she didn't want me telling the story, she should have said something. She tells me I'm making excuses. This is now a scene.

I apologize profusely again and leave quickly after telling the couple a quick congratulations. I'm later told this was anything anyone could talk about at the party and now the engaged couple are mad at me too. Emma is even more mad because now everyone knows her drama. I am unfriended and unfollowed on everything. It has been a few days and some of my friends will no longer talk to me.

I apologize profusely again and leave quickly after telling the couple a quick congratulations. I'm later told this was anything anyone could talk about at the party and now the engaged couple are mad at me too. Emma is even more mad because now everyone knows her drama. I am unfriended and unfollowed on everything. It has been a few days and some of my friends will no longer talk to me.

Someone else said, not the asshole. Smashing someone's face in the cake is classic narcissist behavior. It turns the focus back on them while taking the person being celebrated down a peg. Her reaction is typical of a cornered narcissist as well. As a mother, I honestly cannot wrap my mind around how any parent could be this casually cruel to their children.

Someone else said, not the asshole. Smashing someone's face in the cake is classic narcissist behavior. It turns the focus back on them while taking the person being celebrated down a peg. Her reaction is typical of a cornered narcissist as well. As a mother, I honestly cannot wrap my mind around how any parent could be this casually cruel to their children.

Others think she is wrong to blame me and that marriage was doomed anyway. Still, I feel really guilty about making the joke and I obviously wouldn't have made it had I known the trouble it would cause. I like Emma and I didn't want to hurt her. I also liked her husband. I'd like to say that maybe he was wrong to let the marriage implode like that because of a stupid joke.

Others think she is wrong to blame me and that marriage was doomed anyway. Still, I feel really guilty about making the joke and I obviously wouldn't have made it had I known the trouble it would cause. I like Emma and I didn't want to hurt her. I also liked her husband. I'd like to say that maybe he was wrong to let the marriage implode like that because of a stupid joke.

But at the same time, I don't really exactly know his family drama and their history. Ja. Ja. Nein. Nein, das ist furchtbar.

But at the same time, I don't really exactly know his family drama and their history. Ja. Ja. Nein. Nein, das ist furchtbar.

Wenn du es kannst, wenn du dich separierst, weil jemand sagt, oh ja, deine Frau sagte, dieser Kind sah nach mir aus. Es ist so, dass dein Verheirat etwas unter den Hüften ist. Es war so nah an der Brücke.

Wenn du es kannst, wenn du dich separierst, weil jemand sagt, oh ja, deine Frau sagte, dieser Kind sah nach mir aus. Es ist so, dass dein Verheirat etwas unter den Hüften ist. Es war so nah an der Brücke.

Das ist verrückt. Die Chancen... Es ist verrückt. Ich meine, es passiert Leuten, wo man nicht merkt, was man sagt. Ja. Eine Sache, die so viel Kontext hat. Ich liebe es. Es ist wie ein Spell aus dem Nichts. Es ist absolut ein Seinfeld-Episode. This is a Seinfeld episode. It's perfect. This is a George Costanza moment.

Das ist verrückt. Die Chancen... Es ist verrückt. Ich meine, es passiert Leuten, wo man nicht merkt, was man sagt. Ja. Eine Sache, die so viel Kontext hat. Ich liebe es. Es ist wie ein Spell aus dem Nichts. Es ist absolut ein Seinfeld-Episode. This is a Seinfeld episode. It's perfect. This is a George Costanza moment.

That absolutely is what it is. It's like you just didn't know. You absolutely collapsed the building.

That absolutely is what it is. It's like you just didn't know. You absolutely collapsed the building.

Going back a lot, the husband is mad at his wife because she said, oh, that kid looks like you. It actually was his kid and he was cheating. It's like, that's not her fault. That guy cheated. What the fuck are we doing? Was machen wir hier?

Going back a lot, the husband is mad at his wife because she said, oh, that kid looks like you. It actually was his kid and he was cheating. It's like, that's not her fault. That guy cheated. What the fuck are we doing? Was machen wir hier?

You're not the asshole, but your mother is fucking awful. I would never speak to her again. What an absolute... I love my mom so much but i did grow up and

You're not the asshole, but your mother is fucking awful. I would never speak to her again. What an absolute... I love my mom so much but i did grow up and

Geh zu der Geschichte. Okay, wir schalten es zurück. Es ist 1992. Ich bin in der Schule. Okay, Kommentare. Verdikt, nicht der Arschloch. Kommentare, was für ein Klosterfuck. UPDATE! Oh my god. Wait, really? This guy loves exposition, so I think we're about to get more.

Geh zu der Geschichte. Okay, wir schalten es zurück. Es ist 1992. Ich bin in der Schule. Okay, Kommentare. Verdikt, nicht der Arschloch. Kommentare, was für ein Klosterfuck. UPDATE! Oh my god. Wait, really? This guy loves exposition, so I think we're about to get more.

We had to abbreviate this for time and I'm looking at it and it's It's a hundred years of solitude, okay? Literature joke.

We had to abbreviate this for time and I'm looking at it and it's It's a hundred years of solitude, okay? Literature joke.

I didn't mean to do you. Update. So after posting yesterday, reading replies and thinking it over, I decided to reach out to Emma one final time. Some of you thought I shouldn't and that these were in fact not my monkeys. Others made me realize that Emma was probably in a shitty situation with her husband and his family and was actively being gaslit. Emma shows up at my house at around 7 a.m.

I didn't mean to do you. Update. So after posting yesterday, reading replies and thinking it over, I decided to reach out to Emma one final time. Some of you thought I shouldn't and that these were in fact not my monkeys. Others made me realize that Emma was probably in a shitty situation with her husband and his family and was actively being gaslit. Emma shows up at my house at around 7 a.m.

unannounced. I ask, what the fuck? She says she really needs to talk to me. I call my wife to the door and explain this. She sends me off with this woman because she understands this shit can only go poorly and apparently she is here for it and it's my own fault at this point. So as I said, from my perspective, we were friends, we drifted apart.

unannounced. I ask, what the fuck? She says she really needs to talk to me. I call my wife to the door and explain this. She sends me off with this woman because she understands this shit can only go poorly and apparently she is here for it and it's my own fault at this point. So as I said, from my perspective, we were friends, we drifted apart.

Also, wait, it's a man?

Also, wait, it's a man?

Opie's a man. Okay.

Opie's a man. Okay.

Yeah. Opie's a man. So, okay. So as I said, from my perspective, we were friends, we drifted apart. From Emma's perspective, for the last 15 years, she has been playing some weird game of 4D chess. Or two different games of 4D chess.

Yeah. Opie's a man. So, okay. So as I said, from my perspective, we were friends, we drifted apart. From Emma's perspective, for the last 15 years, she has been playing some weird game of 4D chess. Or two different games of 4D chess.

Apparently, she had feelings for me back in college and she was trying to nice girl her way into a relationship with me. By being there for me when my dad died and when I was struggling with being single, she always gave everything because she just assumed I would at some point come around. You'd think that me getting married or her getting married would change that and it did, just badly.

Apparently, she had feelings for me back in college and she was trying to nice girl her way into a relationship with me. By being there for me when my dad died and when I was struggling with being single, she always gave everything because she just assumed I would at some point come around. You'd think that me getting married or her getting married would change that and it did, just badly.

Apparently her husband knew about her feelings, which is why he always kept me at a distance. We never drifted apart. He explicitly asked her not to meet with me anymore outside of large social gatherings. That day at the pool? Yeah, that was her sticking it to him because he was away Oh! Oh, nein! Okay. Our affair. Apparently we had an affair. Oh, what affair is that, you ask? I did too.

Apparently her husband knew about her feelings, which is why he always kept me at a distance. We never drifted apart. He explicitly asked her not to meet with me anymore outside of large social gatherings. That day at the pool? Yeah, that was her sticking it to him because he was away Oh! Oh, nein! Okay. Our affair. Apparently we had an affair. Oh, what affair is that, you ask? I did too.

Apparently the story some people got was that she and I were having an affair and it ended and I was stalking her. Her husband left her because he found out. So people more inclined to believe her just thought that was what happened and wanted nothing to do with me anymore. So why did her husband actually leave? Okay, so there's that story anyways.

Apparently the story some people got was that she and I were having an affair and it ended and I was stalking her. Her husband left her because he found out. So people more inclined to believe her just thought that was what happened and wanted nothing to do with me anymore. So why did her husband actually leave? Okay, so there's that story anyways.

So anyway, she tells me all this insanity and tops it off with that my message really moved her and we can still be friends. The reason she rushed to show up at 7 a.m., my message made her realize I am actually the only one who really cares about her and everyone else in her life is fake and don't really care.

So anyway, she tells me all this insanity and tops it off with that my message really moved her and we can still be friends. The reason she rushed to show up at 7 a.m., my message made her realize I am actually the only one who really cares about her and everyone else in her life is fake and don't really care.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but now this sounds like some really manipulative shit to me and now I'm thinking back to a lot of our previous interactions and a lot of them also seem like that to me now. I am not a confrontational person. But this? Fuck no. I was done. I tell her I am done with her shit.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but now this sounds like some really manipulative shit to me and now I'm thinking back to a lot of our previous interactions and a lot of them also seem like that to me now. I am not a confrontational person. But this? Fuck no. I was done. I tell her I am done with her shit.

She can get back to her husband, leave her husband, keep any friends she wants because I am fucking done. I can forgive a lot, but she had basically been not communicating with me for over 15 years. I was telling her everything about my life and my feelings and I was absolutely appalled by just how much of a one-way street it turned out to be. I feel like I didn't even really know her.

She can get back to her husband, leave her husband, keep any friends she wants because I am fucking done. I can forgive a lot, but she had basically been not communicating with me for over 15 years. I was telling her everything about my life and my feelings and I was absolutely appalled by just how much of a one-way street it turned out to be. I feel like I didn't even really know her.

So that's that. There will probably not be any more updates because this was meant to be a lighthearted post and it turned into a total clusterfuck and I'm just so tired and so sad. I'm sorry if this wasn't as readable or as coherent as my previous post. This just happened and I am just exhausted. Wow.

So that's that. There will probably not be any more updates because this was meant to be a lighthearted post and it turned into a total clusterfuck and I'm just so tired and so sad. I'm sorry if this wasn't as readable or as coherent as my previous post. This just happened and I am just exhausted. Wow.

Yeah, that's pretty incredible. Oh my god.

Yeah, that's pretty incredible. Oh my god.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Yeah. He'd have never known that he was stalking her. Or that he was having an affair. That he was like, hey man, you're having an affair and you didn't know it. Wow.

Yeah. He'd have never known that he was stalking her. Or that he was having an affair. That he was like, hey man, you're having an affair and you didn't know it. Wow.

Put it on Reddit, this is crazy.

Put it on Reddit, this is crazy.

But is that kid at the pool his son?

But is that kid at the pool his son?

Maybe.

Maybe.

I want to feel bad for her. I feel bad for her being cheated on, but you don't go telling all these lies. No, yeah, no.

I want to feel bad for her. I feel bad for her being cheated on, but you don't go telling all these lies. No, yeah, no.

The nature of these stories are rarely just like, and everything's good and everyone's happy. This is not a wholesome episode. I don't believe so. Have you been at parties or celebrations that have gone wrong? Absolut.

The nature of these stories are rarely just like, and everything's good and everyone's happy. This is not a wholesome episode. I don't believe so. Have you been at parties or celebrations that have gone wrong? Absolut.

This was a very good group. Yeah, these were some good stories. This was a great group. Thank you for watching. Let us know what other themes and subreddits you want to see here and let us know your opinions on these stories because there's a lot to interpret here. I'm going to be mulling these ones over.

This was a very good group. Yeah, these were some good stories. This was a great group. Thank you for watching. Let us know what other themes and subreddits you want to see here and let us know your opinions on these stories because there's a lot to interpret here. I'm going to be mulling these ones over.

You just absolutely lose me when someone's like, hey, please don't do that. And then you do it. And you say, I will not do that. That's absolutely crazy. Ja, und es ist dein Kind. Sie sind 15 Jahre alt. Eine 15-jährige Tochter. Jemand, der so alt ist, 15 Jahre alt, ist wie, Mann, wenn sie sagen, nicht zu tun, dann nicht. Das Alter, alles fühlt sich wie eine Katastrophe an.

You just absolutely lose me when someone's like, hey, please don't do that. And then you do it. And you say, I will not do that. That's absolutely crazy. Ja, und es ist dein Kind. Sie sind 15 Jahre alt. Eine 15-jährige Tochter. Jemand, der so alt ist, 15 Jahre alt, ist wie, Mann, wenn sie sagen, nicht zu tun, dann nicht. Das Alter, alles fühlt sich wie eine Katastrophe an.

Yeah, no, a month from now I'll be like...

Yeah, no, a month from now I'll be like...

Oh my god, it's all making sense now.

Oh my god, it's all making sense now.

Alright, we'll see you next weekend. Goodbye! Bye!

Alright, we'll see you next weekend. Goodbye! Bye!

Ja. Nun, sie hat gefeuert.

Ja. Nun, sie hat gefeuert.

Ich hoffe, sie hat auch gefehlt. Wir gehen weiter mit unserer nächsten Geschichte. Also, das ist eine Hypothese. Sie tun potenziell etwas.

Ich hoffe, sie hat auch gefehlt. Wir gehen weiter mit unserer nächsten Geschichte. Also, das ist eine Hypothese. Sie tun potenziell etwas.

No, it's not fake. It's not fake. It didn't happen. It's just that they're planning on doing something.

No, it's not fake. It's not fake. It didn't happen. It's just that they're planning on doing something.

Would I be the asshole if I tell my friend her, in quotations, bridesmaids won't be throwing her an extensive bachelorette party if we aren't invited to the wedding? If we? We. The bridesmaids. We will find out. The bridesmaids won't be throwing her.

Would I be the asshole if I tell my friend her, in quotations, bridesmaids won't be throwing her an extensive bachelorette party if we aren't invited to the wedding? If we? We. The bridesmaids. We will find out. The bridesmaids won't be throwing her.

Okay. So I, 27 year old woman, am friends with Jane, 28 year old woman. Jane and her fiance Brad, who's 29, recently got engaged. Jane is one of my best friends and we have known each other since college. When talking about our future weddings, Jane has always expressed that she wants me and a handful of our other closest friends to be her bridesmaids and to have a destination wedding.

Okay. So I, 27 year old woman, am friends with Jane, 28 year old woman. Jane and her fiance Brad, who's 29, recently got engaged. Jane is one of my best friends and we have known each other since college. When talking about our future weddings, Jane has always expressed that she wants me and a handful of our other closest friends to be her bridesmaids and to have a destination wedding.

When I saw Jane and Brad the day they got engaged, one of the first things Jane said to me was how excited she was for me and our other friend to be her bridesmaids. This was about a month ago. However, now that Jane and Brad have started looking at wedding planning, they have decided to have a tiny destination wedding in Colorado and only their immediate family will be invited to save money.

When I saw Jane and Brad the day they got engaged, one of the first things Jane said to me was how excited she was for me and our other friend to be her bridesmaids. This was about a month ago. However, now that Jane and Brad have started looking at wedding planning, they have decided to have a tiny destination wedding in Colorado and only their immediate family will be invited to save money.

They also plan on having a casual party for all the rest of their family and friends after, but there will be no ceremony or sit-down dinner and there will very clearly not be a second wedding. Even though I was disappointed and hurt to hear that I would not be invited to the actual wedding, I understand that it is their right to have whatever kind of wedding they want.

They also plan on having a casual party for all the rest of their family and friends after, but there will be no ceremony or sit-down dinner and there will very clearly not be a second wedding. Even though I was disappointed and hurt to hear that I would not be invited to the actual wedding, I understand that it is their right to have whatever kind of wedding they want.

And if it is not important to her that her best friends be there, that's her choice. But what irked me is that Jane still expects a bridal shower, a long weekend trip to an expensive destination for her bachelorette party, and mentioned a registry for wedding gifts.

And if it is not important to her that her best friends be there, that's her choice. But what irked me is that Jane still expects a bridal shower, a long weekend trip to an expensive destination for her bachelorette party, and mentioned a registry for wedding gifts.

I find it a bit ridiculous that she still expects to have these things thrown by and presumably paid for by the people that aren't even invited to the actual wedding. She still insists on calling us her bridesmaids, but since we will not be present at the wedding and will have no special designation at the party, I don't see how we actually are.

I find it a bit ridiculous that she still expects to have these things thrown by and presumably paid for by the people that aren't even invited to the actual wedding. She still insists on calling us her bridesmaids, but since we will not be present at the wedding and will have no special designation at the party, I don't see how we actually are.

I think a few people are misunderstanding my point here. I'm not saying I don't want to celebrate her at all or that she shouldn't get anything outside of her wedding. What's bothering me is her stated expectation of a big shower and bachelorette trip. She explicitly said she wants to go to Scottsdale. We are in Tennessee, so this requires a flight.

I think a few people are misunderstanding my point here. I'm not saying I don't want to celebrate her at all or that she shouldn't get anything outside of her wedding. What's bothering me is her stated expectation of a big shower and bachelorette trip. She explicitly said she wants to go to Scottsdale. We are in Tennessee, so this requires a flight.

Without an invitation to the wedding, she could throw any kind of backyard, courthouse, big, small, whatever wedding and I would be happy to do all of the above as long as I was actually invited.

Without an invitation to the wedding, she could throw any kind of backyard, courthouse, big, small, whatever wedding and I would be happy to do all of the above as long as I was actually invited.

I guess depending on the time of year, it's like gonna be warm or something. I think what it is, maybe that she's feeling is like, there's an expectation, like, there's a lot of work. There's a lot of work in being a bridesmaid. I only know this from second hand. It's a lot of work to be, and then it's like, okay, but I'm part of this ceremony, I'm part of this wedding, so I'm putting in this work.

I guess depending on the time of year, it's like gonna be warm or something. I think what it is, maybe that she's feeling is like, there's an expectation, like, there's a lot of work. There's a lot of work in being a bridesmaid. I only know this from second hand. It's a lot of work to be, and then it's like, okay, but I'm part of this ceremony, I'm part of this wedding, so I'm putting in this work.

It's kind of a... Und so ist es so, oh, aber dieses Werk ist noch erwartet von mir, auch wenn der Plan jetzt verändert ist. Und das Problem ist, es hat angefangen, als eine Geburtstag, in der sie Teil von all dem war, und dann hat es gewechselt. Und jetzt ist sie nicht Teil davon. Ich wundere, ob die Bride... Ich denke,

It's kind of a... Und so ist es so, oh, aber dieses Werk ist noch erwartet von mir, auch wenn der Plan jetzt verändert ist. Und das Problem ist, es hat angefangen, als eine Geburtstag, in der sie Teil von all dem war, und dann hat es gewechselt. Und jetzt ist sie nicht Teil davon. Ich wundere, ob die Bride... Ich denke,

Yeah, I think with how the bride is now going about this wedding, it sounds like that's more the vibe. Like, they've pared it down a lot. And it's like, with that, it's like, hey, it's not about... Because I agree, you're talking about, oh, this will be a really fun thing, but the bride is still...

Yeah, I think with how the bride is now going about this wedding, it sounds like that's more the vibe. Like, they've pared it down a lot. And it's like, with that, it's like, hey, it's not about... Because I agree, you're talking about, oh, this will be a really fun thing, but the bride is still...

Framing it in this more traditional sense as opposed to, hey guys, do we want to just go do something really fun? Yeah. And we all do it together as opposed to, you need to throw me a party.

Framing it in this more traditional sense as opposed to, hey guys, do we want to just go do something really fun? Yeah. And we all do it together as opposed to, you need to throw me a party.

Oh, and like throwing out a hint of like, oh, Scottsdale would be fun. Yes. That's a lot of work of then like, okay, cool.

Oh, and like throwing out a hint of like, oh, Scottsdale would be fun. Yes. That's a lot of work of then like, okay, cool.

I have a feeling that the bride did all of that. She wouldn't be writing this post. She'd be like, oh yeah, it's fine. We're doing a different thing.

I have a feeling that the bride did all of that. She wouldn't be writing this post. She'd be like, oh yeah, it's fine. We're doing a different thing.

I don't think she'll be the asshole for going and saying, hey, I don't think I want to go through with this now that the plan has changed. I don't think she's an asshole for that. I don't think that's even the conversation now of if you're an asshole or not, as much as just like, hey, the plans have changed, so go about it now that the plans have changed. Do a different thing now.

I don't think she'll be the asshole for going and saying, hey, I don't think I want to go through with this now that the plan has changed. I don't think she's an asshole for that. I don't think that's even the conversation now of if you're an asshole or not, as much as just like, hey, the plans have changed, so go about it now that the plans have changed. Do a different thing now.

Well, weddings are... Yeah.

Well, weddings are... Yeah.

She needs to go as an individual and not explain it as we, because she is... The title is saying that we, and you're not speaking for we. Do not speak for we.

She needs to go as an individual and not explain it as we, because she is... The title is saying that we, and you're not speaking for we. Do not speak for we.

She was definitely a bug. Very quickly a bunch of things and then you were born. Bird, a worm. I was like a falcon after my detective series. And then I became a blue whale and it got exhausting.

She was definitely a bug. Very quickly a bunch of things and then you were born. Bird, a worm. I was like a falcon after my detective series. And then I became a blue whale and it got exhausting.

Get a camera.

Get a camera.

This is scary. Bailey's is specific. That's so specific. Like why? It's really scary. Or did, no. I was like, did she tell someone that she trusted, like a teacher, and the teacher was talking about it and the kid heard it? Something... I don't know.

This is scary. Bailey's is specific. That's so specific. Like why? It's really scary. Or did, no. I was like, did she tell someone that she trusted, like a teacher, and the teacher was talking about it and the kid heard it? Something... I don't know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I turned into this. Now you're a female comedian. Yeah. Really saving the world over here. Anyways, but we also, we respect the human journey of true crime. That's the other thing. Yeah, we don't like to sensation it. Sensational.

And I turned into this. Now you're a female comedian. Yeah. Really saving the world over here. Anyways, but we also, we respect the human journey of true crime. That's the other thing. Yeah, we don't like to sensation it. Sensational.

Relax, you probably told them.

Relax, you probably told them.

It's like, I don't understand people when you're like, I'm afraid this happened.

It's like, I don't understand people when you're like, I'm afraid this happened.

She's already feeling... and now people that she trusts are making her feel a little bit crazy. That's the hard part with this.

She's already feeling... and now people that she trusts are making her feel a little bit crazy. That's the hard part with this.

Yeah, because then if you make them feel alone, then they won't start telling you details. And then things will happen to them that are very real that they start to go, well, I'm crazy. No, I'm overreacting. And they're missing all the real signs that are right there.

Yeah, because then if you make them feel alone, then they won't start telling you details. And then things will happen to them that are very real that they start to go, well, I'm crazy. No, I'm overreacting. And they're missing all the real signs that are right there.

I don't even know this woman and I believe her.

I don't even know this woman and I believe her.

Yeah, exactly. You're not like, all right, we're in for the night. Here's my Bailey's, here's my TV. That doesn't happen. Let's get some toilet paper and then we'll call it. And then we'll call it.

Yeah, exactly. You're not like, all right, we're in for the night. Here's my Bailey's, here's my TV. That doesn't happen. Let's get some toilet paper and then we'll call it. And then we'll call it.

Humans figuring, humans experiencing and how they feel about certain things and how they experience it. We're really, really into that.

Humans figuring, humans experiencing and how they feel about certain things and how they experience it. We're really, really into that.

Tell me there's more. Thank God, but also scary. So scary, and I will say, my first thought was not that he planted cameras in the place. I didn't even think about that.

Tell me there's more. Thank God, but also scary. So scary, and I will say, my first thought was not that he planted cameras in the place. I didn't even think about that.

That's beyond.

That's beyond.

That's a new update.

That's a new update.

Okay.

Okay.

Thanks for asking.

Thanks for asking.

No more posts or updates?

No more posts or updates?

No! That's better for her safety.

No! That's better for her safety.

But I just want to know what the hell was going on. I'm genuinely worried for her. Like, I want to know, did we just uncover a web of students being fucking stalkers? We didn't do anything.

But I just want to know what the hell was going on. I'm genuinely worried for her. Like, I want to know, did we just uncover a web of students being fucking stalkers? We didn't do anything.

No, we did everything.

No, we did everything.

Like, who knows whatever the fuck's happening now? In her bedroom?

Like, who knows whatever the fuck's happening now? In her bedroom?

I gotta know. Oh, unfortunately, I don't know. I gotta have to know.

I gotta know. Oh, unfortunately, I don't know. I gotta have to know.

Use your pancakes and go to a little... Oh, no.

Use your pancakes and go to a little... Oh, no.

Well, it's, that's terrifying. Having your space invaded like that. What if she didn't hear him say that? And she lived and lived and lived with all those cameras there.

Well, it's, that's terrifying. Having your space invaded like that. What if she didn't hear him say that? And she lived and lived and lived with all those cameras there.

Okay.

Okay.

Hey, no, no.

Hey, no, no.

Two little pancakes with a blanket over it. That's so cute. Oh, no.

Two little pancakes with a blanket over it. That's so cute. Oh, no.

Oh my God, she's awful. This is what she does when she watches TV. Guarantee it. I'm like, I don't wanna hear all that, go. Everything in our house is turning green.

Oh my God, she's awful. This is what she does when she watches TV. Guarantee it. I'm like, I don't wanna hear all that, go. Everything in our house is turning green.

Her feet are green?

Her feet are green?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I see it a little bit. It's a light tint.

Oh, I see it a little bit. It's a light tint.

You're being like this supportive.

You're being like this supportive.

Okay, so we have a little bit of green all over the place.

Okay, so we have a little bit of green all over the place.

You're the husband who believes, and we love that about you, Shane. Yeah, we do. Honey, your stuff's a little green.

You're the husband who believes, and we love that about you, Shane. Yeah, we do. Honey, your stuff's a little green.

So, what are you?

So, what are you?

No, I think it's totally fine. I think jeans can be bullshit, but like, they're really hard. When you're six feet, you can never find a good pair.

No, I think it's totally fine. I think jeans can be bullshit, but like, they're really hard. When you're six feet, you can never find a good pair.

Update.

Update.

Okay, what is it?

Okay, what is it?

Oh, my God! This is not a warm blanket. The fire is not on. I don't like this. Oh!

Oh, my God! This is not a warm blanket. The fire is not on. I don't like this. Oh!

I think the cat went into something that's green and kind of got on the sheets, got it on. The cat's playing with the phone charger and now it's green. Yeah, and the cat's touching her feet and putting her feet.

I think the cat went into something that's green and kind of got on the sheets, got it on. The cat's playing with the phone charger and now it's green. Yeah, and the cat's touching her feet and putting her feet.

That would be so illegal.

That would be so illegal.

I actually do not like that.

I actually do not like that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, we have our location and we've already had our fingerprints and we've left multiple traces of where we are and we've told our family. The doors are locked. Okay, great. We have a change of clothes just in case. We're ready for a good time.

Yeah, we have our location and we've already had our fingerprints and we've left multiple traces of where we are and we've told our family. The doors are locked. Okay, great. We have a change of clothes just in case. We're ready for a good time.

This OP opened up all those comments. If that was me, I'd be like, damn, this is hard to read. Those comments are like, he either wanted to fuck her or whatever. I mean, this sucks.

This OP opened up all those comments. If that was me, I'd be like, damn, this is hard to read. Those comments are like, he either wanted to fuck her or whatever. I mean, this sucks.

She must.

She must.

For years and years and years.

For years and years and years.

Let's go! Yeah! I knew it.

Let's go! Yeah! I knew it.

I was waiting for it. Beth!

I was waiting for it. Beth!

Bastard!

Bastard!

Oh, he got scared? I'm sick. I feel sick.

Oh, he got scared? I'm sick. I feel sick.

What is going on? And what did the paper say? What did the paper say?

What is going on? And what did the paper say? What did the paper say?

You're what? Shane, that is brilliant. Write that down. Thanks, Shane.

You're what? Shane, that is brilliant. Write that down. Thanks, Shane.

He's just an asshole. Dude, could you imagine?

He's just an asshole. Dude, could you imagine?

Yeah, and also, if you have a real issue with her, go to management. Talk to them about it. Do you really have to harass her until she quits? Get a gun magazine and put it on her windshield wiper.

Yeah, and also, if you have a real issue with her, go to management. Talk to them about it. Do you really have to harass her until she quits? Get a gun magazine and put it on her windshield wiper.

And I kind of love it. I kind of love it because to put a gun on someone's car, a gun magazine, that is fucked.

And I kind of love it. I kind of love it because to put a gun on someone's car, a gun magazine, that is fucked.

Seek refuge, go! Go! Get an apple fritter and go, honey, go!

Seek refuge, go! Go! Get an apple fritter and go, honey, go!

But also, she's probably having a great time with Daryl, Danny, Darren. All the Ds. She's allowed to do whatever she wants. She's doing everything with the Ds with the D. And she's having a great time. And he's probably like, I hate her. Because, no.

But also, she's probably having a great time with Daryl, Danny, Darren. All the Ds. She's allowed to do whatever she wants. She's doing everything with the Ds with the D. And she's having a great time. And he's probably like, I hate her. Because, no.

That's because he hates women.

That's because he hates women.

So true. This is from afar, but yeah. You're the shit.

So true. This is from afar, but yeah. You're the shit.

Meanwhile, Beth is fucking Dylan having the time of her fucking life. Beth is fucking Dylan, Darren, having a great time. And guess what? She did not fucking fault her, bitch. She was like, yeah, I don't like this behavior. I'm going to get you fired and escorted out of here.

Meanwhile, Beth is fucking Dylan having the time of her fucking life. Beth is fucking Dylan, Darren, having a great time. And guess what? She did not fucking fault her, bitch. She was like, yeah, I don't like this behavior. I'm going to get you fired and escorted out of here.

It's so much work.

It's so much work.

You could lie under a bed and sleep. You could wash your sheets. You could saturate with someone. You could get green. This is insane. Is there an update?

You could lie under a bed and sleep. You could wash your sheets. You could saturate with someone. You could get green. This is insane. Is there an update?

Here's the deal. I bet he went to his mom's house, and the mom was like, what happened to you, my son? You know? Yeah. It's really sad. And then he sucked his thumb and went to bed. And he went to bed in his little blankie.

Here's the deal. I bet he went to his mom's house, and the mom was like, what happened to you, my son? You know? Yeah. It's really sad. And then he sucked his thumb and went to bed. And he went to bed in his little blankie.

That's me, man.

That's me, man.

I hate this. We hate this. This is making me sick, sick, sick. Potpourri? Not the potpourri. Not the sand. Not the pictures. Not the dates. Not the printer. The dates. Because I was like, oh, maybe this person collects hair to make, like, cool wigs. No. No. It feels like a weird thing. Yeah. It's disgusting. It's got potpourri in it. And they got the dates and pictures. It's fucking disgusting.

I hate this. We hate this. This is making me sick, sick, sick. Potpourri? Not the potpourri. Not the sand. Not the pictures. Not the dates. Not the printer. The dates. Because I was like, oh, maybe this person collects hair to make, like, cool wigs. No. No. It feels like a weird thing. Yeah. It's disgusting. It's got potpourri in it. And they got the dates and pictures. It's fucking disgusting.

Brennan.

Brennan.

So many hairs. I could. I could. If we kept going, I could.

So many hairs. I could. I could. If we kept going, I could.

You get it, right? Yeah. And when they sweep it up, they go, look how much hair I have. Yeah. Oh, my God. We'll sweep it up.

You get it, right? Yeah. And when they sweep it up, they go, look how much hair I have. Yeah. Oh, my God. We'll sweep it up.

A good collection today. Put it in. Put it in. Oh, my Amazon potpourri package came in.

A good collection today. Put it in. Put it in. Oh, my Amazon potpourri package came in.

She's like, maybe a middle part.

She's like, maybe a middle part.

Ugh. Damn! That, I hate all that. That might feel more cringy than the person sleeping under your bed. Wow. This is scary. I don't know why hair on top of hair and it's your hair and it's your life and your hair has memories and why can't, go don't. I don't like it. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.

Ugh. Damn! That, I hate all that. That might feel more cringy than the person sleeping under your bed. Wow. This is scary. I don't know why hair on top of hair and it's your hair and it's your life and your hair has memories and why can't, go don't. I don't like it. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.

And it's only her.

And it's only her.

Put it under your bed.

Put it under your bed.

Dude, I would have snatched it and put it under my coat or something.

Dude, I would have snatched it and put it under my coat or something.

No, of course. They're sitting down.

No, of course. They're sitting down.

Yeah, what about no? Yeah. Yeah, potpourri and sand and salt and shit. Dates and pictures. Dates.

Yeah, what about no? Yeah. Yeah, potpourri and sand and salt and shit. Dates and pictures. Dates.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Happy Thanksgiving, bitch. For being a bitch.

Happy Thanksgiving, bitch. For being a bitch.

I'm freaking out. Everything inside of me is crawling.

I'm freaking out. Everything inside of me is crawling.

Yuck-a-guck.

Yuck-a-guck.

Dude, that is nightmare city. To be honest, the thought of having anyone in your place that is not supposed to be there but underneath your bed...

Dude, that is nightmare city. To be honest, the thought of having anyone in your place that is not supposed to be there but underneath your bed...

That is terrifying.

That is terrifying.

I think when someone calls you and texts you that many times over and over, it's scary. It's terrifying.

I think when someone calls you and texts you that many times over and over, it's scary. It's terrifying.

I mean, that's a lot of people. I do that to her.

I mean, that's a lot of people. I do that to her.

And it's his roommate? And his roommate goes, saturation time.

And it's his roommate? And his roommate goes, saturation time.

She did the right thing.

She did the right thing.