Angela Giarratana
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Oh man. That is like turbo loser behavior.
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I think she wrote two different ages.
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And she got engaged, and he's crying multiple times a week.
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He was in regular contact with his ex for a year while they were dating.
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Yeah, no, this seems like a pretty clear-cut case of him having a relationship during his formative years, that ending him wanting it back and not being over it, and then being with someone else because he needs to feel validated, but not having let go.
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Yeah, dude, I had so many girlfriends, so I don't really relate to you guys.
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That's what my brain is like, okay, if this is a plot, if we're talking like crazy plot twist, what's the craziest thing that could happen?
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Yeah. My crazy prediction for the craziest plot twist, she's engaged. She finds out she's engaged. He goes to the wedding to try and break it up. That's the crazy plot twist I want. Okay.
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That would suck. That would really suck, dude. That would sit with me for a while. Yeah.
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Look, dude, I swear, yesterday, I finally got over my ex. And I think it's time we get married.
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Honestly though, thank God it did end with her getting out of that relationship. Yeah. Like, that is so, so hot.
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Yeah, and while I agree that I think therapy doesn't work, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, this guy, he needs like, He needs bi-weekly, semi-weekly. He needs the twice a week therapy. Yeah.
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Wait, what's going on?
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And he's like, the way he said it, he was like, I truly believe that we would end up together. It's like, if that was your belief, then why are you in another relationship? What is the purpose? if you really had that belief in your heart, are you just doing it for fun?
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Oh, absolutely. I feel like he just disappeared for a day to go, like, I don't know, walk around a park and, like, consider his options and be like, God, it really doesn't seem like she's engaged. Like, maybe I should go get a ring and lock this down before she realizes. Like, I feel like there had to have been some, like, self-reflection. Like, I've been crying over her.
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I need to propose right now because she'll say yes and then, like, yeah, I'll have this locked down.
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I think the simple solution is to, like, if the big brother is at the top of the call, click that and call it back.
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Yeah, they've been dating for seven months. And it is, because, like, if he doesn't have anything to hide, if it truly is, like, a joke or whatever, like, if it is some weird bug in, like, the car Bluetooth, it's very simple to just be like, oh, I call it, and it's his brother. But he didn't do that, so then it's like, yeah, why didn't you?
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Yeah, I mean, I got a few suspicious contacts in my phone that are just my friends. Sure. Like, it's just my buddy Nick, you know? Yeah.
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I'd say yeah. It's tough to say, yeah.
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Stay with me here. Stay with me. This guy has a friend. At one point, he was driving with this friend, and his friend connected his phone to Bluetooth to play music.
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They happened to pass each other driving opposite ways at the exact time that his friend got a call from his wife, who he has in his phone as my wife, and it auto-connected to his car's Bluetooth, and that showed up, and the call was actually not even in the car.
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I like that, that's good. I like the arcade setting.
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I don't know. I feel like the fake wife who's actually my brother playing was pretty airtight. I'm surprised it didn't work out. Really surprised it didn't work out.
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That is such a weird way to ask if everything's okay. It's so clearly just like a matter of him being like, hey, we've been dating for seven months and I know we haven't really like decided like this is serious and I'm just curious like where it's going. Like I'd love to know like your thoughts. Yeah. Like how simple, like is that not just the easiest thing to do?
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It's so insane. That's the test. The test is just asking them, hey, are you, like, into this?
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We just joked, we're just like, man, that's crazy.
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Dude, here's the thing is I've done some bits so bad that Raven has walked out of the room so I get it.
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That's devastating.
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Yeah. I've made jokes far worse than Lotion Man. Just like bad, not like bad, but like they're just not good. Yeah. And God, yeah, that would be devastating if I just told a really bad throwaway joke and it was like, well, that's it. You're done.
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That's what this feels like to me. I would never tell a joke again. I would never. She's probably so, so rocked to her core.
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It's a safe space. No, I was gonna say, what if Lotion Man, she left out that she used Lotion Man to tell him that she'd been cheating on him? And it was like, she just let that part out of the story. She's like, oh yeah, I actually, well, I used Lotion Man as a little puppet to be like, Well, she's like, I didn't say that. Lotion Man said that. Lotion Man said it.
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I can't, I'm so, I have no clue what the plot twist could be.
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Oh, I'm gonna throw up.
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Yeah. It would have. If you'd committed to it, it would have been like, whoa.
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Dude, that is soul crushing. That is awful. As someone who genuinely, like hearing the story, like Lotion Man is some shit that I would do. Like I can't. I can't. Which way would you do it? Like make a little lotion guy.
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No, like I do so much dumb stuff like that. Like I can't, I really do. I can't over exaggerate the amount of terrible, dumb, stupid jokes that I make at home with Raven. And if I made a dumb joke like that, that I thought was like, that's so funny, like silly, stupid. And she, and that was how she responded. I would never, that's like, I would never joke again.
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Like that would genuinely crush my soul.
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The classic denial project.
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Like mid picking up a lobster roll, putting it on your plate. And then just like go back.
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Did you want some of this, by the way?
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It's... Fuck. Yeah, no, that's... And it is. It's so disrespectful. Like, that is not the way that you handle, like, just leaving and not saying a word is so awful. Like, if you are having those thoughts, like, take a second to process and be like, hey, I want to sit down with you and tell you, like, this thing that happened at lunch.
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And I totally understand, like, if there's a moment where you, like, have a lot of emotions, like, I totally get needing to be alone.
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Like, needing to, like, take a second.
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It's like, just send them a text. Like, literally, even if he walked out and sent a text and was like, hey, I have some things going on, like, mentally right now. I just need to sit for a second. And we can talk. Like, don't stress too much. Like, I just need to sit. Like, that's great. That's fine. Like.
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But yeah, to just walk out, get in your truck, drive, no explanation, and yeah, then just come back and be like, God, yeah, well, I was thinking about someone else that said that they loved me is the worst thing that you can do to a person after they show you Lotion Man.
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He's like, fine, you got me. I'm into redheads.
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Yeah, that's the craziest response ever. The admission of guilt for him to just be like, I'm into redheads. She's like, oh. It's beyond parody.
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It's okay. It really hurt. A really good prank that we executed perfectly.
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Yeah. Yeah, nah, whatsoever. Literally coming in here like, whoa, it's going to be so funny.
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I do respect OP, too, because, like, yeah, you don't really... It's not like she's friends with these people. It's like she helped them move in some boxes and they're just neighbors. Like, it would have been very easy for her to just, like... Not my problem, not my issue, like, leave it alone.
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I think obvious plot twist, they get into a relationship with each other. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. That's like me. That's what I want. I want that to be the happy ending. Pretty cool.
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Okay, happy ending plot twist to me is that they start dating. Bad ending plot twist to me is that OP gets in a relationship with the guy after they break up.
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Let me think about that. Okay, let's see. Give me a one-way ticket to fictional bonkers town. Okay.
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Yeah, we go to our wagons.
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This could still... There's room for it to grow. They could fall in love.
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They could fall in love.
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That's going to stick with me.
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That's going to stick with me.
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I sat on a couch and watched Tim fix a computer.
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That's really cool. Yeah, and he was just fixing the computer, and I was like, wow, this guy's the best.
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That's too much for me to handle. Okay.
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Yeah, my fault. Really sucked the air out of the room with that one. That's the quietest it's ever been in here.
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Es ist schwer. Es ist schwer, weil Courtney und ich auf so eine andere Route gegangen sind. Aber ich sehe auch, es ist schwer für mich, mit der Bride zu beraten, weil ich jemand bin, der niemals einfach erwartet, dass jemand so etwas für mich macht. Mein Instinkt ist, zu denken, oh, das ist verrückt, sie soll das Erwarten von jemandem haben.
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So I am on the OP's side, just in like, just, yeah, that's crazy to expect you to do that. You're not technically part of this.
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Yeah, like, it should be, hey, huge change of plans, so let's discuss what we want to do now in this state. The verdict was not the asshole. Comments, not the asshole, you aren't a bridesmaid, so you should not be expected to carry out bridesmaid duties. Ja. But you have to do all the things that require you to spend time and effort and money for me still isn't acceptable.
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And when there's budget cuts and Chance has to do a one-man-show version of it. Where he plays all the characters.
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Das, ich will das sehen.
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Ja, du hast gerade darüber gesprochen, dass du die Baba-Gump-Szene hasst.
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Das ist eigentlich so lustig. Ich habe das noch nie gehört. Einen komischen? Ich habe noch nie gehört, dass jemand Argumente als ein bisschen planen.
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My wife went into labor around 6pm on Sunday. We were expecting twins. It quickly turned into a very painful process. She kept cutting off the blood pressure to my hand when she squeezed and nearly sprayed my shirt with vomit. Sounds really hard, dude.
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Twice. Twice. Okay. My wife's labor was progressing very slowly and we were all certain she would need forceps or other assistance to deliver the babies. I realized that I couldn't help her here and my dad was counting on me, so I told her I needed to leave. She started screaming at me so loudly that a few nurses rushed over to our room.
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I ended up doing the presentation with the clients and things went well. I leave the office and see a text on my phone that said my wife delivered an hour ago at around 10.30 a.m. and they had to use forceps. I would have missed the meeting had I stayed and my dad has given me everything he could possibly give me in life, so I didn't want to let him down. Am I the asshole?
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I had responsibilities I had to take care of and while my wife is still screaming at me saying that she was alone when they destroyed her body, I'm the only one who works and her mom herself said that she was emotional and overreacting. My wife even went as far as to say that her family would disown her if she was the first of them to divorce, but that she doesn't consider me her husband right now.
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You had a presentation, though.
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But it kind of makes sense with what the dad was saying, where it's like, this is what he was raised to believe.
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Or just, I can't make it. You can go do the presentation without me. Es gibt Momente in der Leben, wo ich... Ich denke, viele Momente in der Leben sind wirklich schwer zu verstehen. Wo man sich einen Faden in die Straße stellt. Und dann gibt es Momente in der Leben, wo du weißt, dass du am Ende deiner Leben zurückflaschen wirst. Und du denkst dir, okay, die richtige Entscheidung ist klar für mich.
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Es ist so klar. Und ich muss das machen. Und... Für jemanden, der vielleicht denkt, er könnte es nicht herausfinden, ist es so, dass seine Frau da schreit, dass sie ihn da absolut will. Das ist die Antwort für dich.
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Manchmal schreit es, manchmal bricht es Wasser und es ist so, oh, du weißt es nicht.
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And he left. And it's not just that. That's the problem. And she said, please stay. It's not, I was at work at a presentation and my phone was off and I didn't know and all this stuff. There's a ton of reasons that things could happen.
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But he's literally there. She's squeezing his hand so hard that it's... Es ist brutal für ihn. Und er sieht die Schmerzen, die sie hat. Und sein Vater denkt, oh, du willst nicht den Gore sehen.
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Okay. Let's get into these stories. First one. Am I the asshole for faking a serious eye injury, making my mom faint, and ruining my birthday party? So this happened at Bubba Gump. Yeah. Alright, my mom thinks the height of humor is to smash me and my siblings' faces into our birthday cake. I have no idea why, but it amuses her to smash our faces into birthday cake.
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So that he could go home and get a good night's sleep. So that he... How could you go home and sleep? While your wife is in labor.
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Can you imagine the person you are dedicated to? Can you imagine the person you're dedicated to the rest of your life, that you're supposed to love more than anyone, is there on a bed screaming while doctors are doing all sorts of stuff, while a human is coming out of her body, and you're like, I'm gonna go home and sleep. And you can... You your body and you can go home and you can sleep.
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Und ich stimme nicht dazu. Es ist nur einer dieser Zeiten, wo man sagt, ich bin nicht ein religiöser Mensch, aber deine literalen Gebete sind wie, hey, ich werde mit dir in den schlimmsten Zeiten bleiben. Es ist wie, das ist ganz literally... The promised moment, like you promised to be here and you're breaking that. She's actively screaming and saying, please.
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Sie haben eine Präsentation, diese große Präsentation, die wirklich wichtig ist. Es ist so, kann man sich vorstellen, wenn der Vater da ist, wenn der Vater da ist, und er sagt, Leute, mein Sohn könnte heute nicht hier sein, weil er aktiv in der Raum mit seiner Frau ist, während sie Arbeit macht. Und es ist so, ich bin gleich ein Vater.
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Auf jeden Fall, ich werde mein Bestes tun, um das dir zu präsentieren. Oh, ich bin ein Investor?
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Ja, Cash ist runtergefallen. Das, was ich hasse, ist, wenn eine Geschichte auf mehreren Ebenen dumm ist. Wo ich sage, du hast alles verfehlt. Du hattest es alles in der Tasche. Du hättest nichts hier vergeben müssen.
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That still goes back to if once when he's 80 years old and he's dying, is he going to think back and go, I should have done that differently. Das ist das, wo ich sage, ich weiß, was ich verraten werde. Vielleicht bin ich sehr in Ordnung damit, aber oft in diesen Momenten bin ich so, ich weiß, was ich später verraten werde. Und so bin ich so, ich habe... 100%.
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Gibt es Updates, was das Meeting war oder irgendwas?
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Es gibt keine Update, weil der Verdikt ein Arschloch ist, richtig? Sie werden das nicht updaten. Oh, 100%. Sie werden nicht sagen, Update, ja, sie hasst mich.
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Und ich mag das nicht. Denk daran, dass sein Kind geboren wurde. Seine Kinder wurden geboren. Zwei, mein Herr. Zwei, mein Herr. Seine Kinder wurden geboren. Und er schreibt eine Reddit-Story, um Leute zu fragen, ob er ein Arschloch ist. Oh mein Gott! Er nennt seine Kinder nicht. Das ist sein Fokus jetzt. Du bist so fucking richtig. Du bist so fucking richtig. Das ist sein Fokus jetzt.
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I just turned 15 and I told her that if she planned to do that to me again, I would rather not have a cake or even a party. She promised that she would not do it and she was upset that I threatened to not attend if she planned it without that promise. I knew she was lying because I know her. So I made a plan with my friends. One of them does cosplay and helped me out with a very basic trick.
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Was hat er den Titel wieder genannt? Der Titel ist, bin ich der Arschloch, der während meiner Wife Arbeit verlebt ist? Aber du fragst dich, ob du ein Arschloch bist oder nicht, über die Entscheidung, die du gemacht hast. Du hast brandneue Kinder. Du bist ein Vater. Und das ist dein Fokus? Es gab auch keine Enttäuschung daran. No, the first paragraph is comical.
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Yeah, so actually... Bro, bro! Another woman said that she... Shut up! Shut up! Comments. Someone else said, you're the asshole. God, you may be the biggest asshole of the week. You'd be lucky if you ever get to see those kids. You need a reality check. It's unfortunate your wife doesn't want to divorce you. Hopefully she changes her mind. Someone else said, you're the asshole.
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There are no clients anywhere that would expect you to be at a presentation on the day of your wife's giving birth. WTF. Someone replied to that saying, if I was the client and I learned he missed the birth to sell something to me, I would try to find someone else to do the work. You're the asshole and so is your dad. The apple didn't fall far from the tree here. Absolutely.
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It's a peak kind of masculine thought that I can understand how a lot of dudes think it, where it's like, oh, I can't actually physically do anything.
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Sie verstehen nicht, dass du das emotional tust. Deine Präsenz in einer Zeit von physischem Anstrengung, das ist genug.
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Weil ich auch verstehe, dass es einen Unruhe gibt. Und ich bin sicher, dass viele Leute es fühlen. Es kann wirklich hart sein. Ich meine, sie ist im Arbeit. Das ist wirklich hart. Aber ich denke, für viele Männer, und wahrscheinlich auch für Menschen generell, ist es hart, wenn es so ist, dass es Momente gibt in der Leben, wo man sagt, ich kann nichts, aber hier sein.
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Hallo, willkommen zu Reddit-Stories, ich bin Shane und heute ist es um Partys, Begegnungen und so weiter. Wir haben Gebäude, wir haben all diese Sachen heute. Und ich bin mit zwei meinen Freunden, Angela und Chance. Juhu! These are obviously going to be celebrations gone wrong. Oh, it's not like happy ending.
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Und ich kann nicht, es wird eigentlich unnötig sein, um in irgendeinem anderen Weg zu helfen. All I can do is be here for you. Ich denke, das ist, warum viele Männer es schlecht machen. Es ist hart.
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The other two that were there were there to play along and make it worse. When my mom smashed my face into the cake, as expected, I screamed like I was shot. I took the patch I had in my hand and pulled my face away from the cake and put my hand on my eye. The patch had a stub of candle that stuck out between my fingers and some fake blood. Ja.
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Ich habe es bemerkt, weil ich jemand bin, der etwas tun möchte. Wo ich merke, dass es nicht hilfreich ist, wenn ich sage, kann ich etwas tun? Kann ich was tun? Du kannst nicht den Fluss des Universums kontrollieren.
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Was ich wirklich schlecht finde, sind Momente, in denen ich sage, dass ich keine Tipps geben sollte. Ich sollte nichts sagen.
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Fuck! Damn! Willst du Dagger schießen?
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Alpro. Am I the asshole for not getting the same dress as the other bridesmaids for my sister's wedding?
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I, Daisy, 22, woman, am the maid of honor to my sister's, this is Tori, 25, woman, wedding for January 2025. Our whole family is beyond excited about the wedding. I am so happy that Tori finally found her dream man, Jack, 26. Tori has not had good love experiences throughout the years and had bad relationships that did not end well.
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I am really grateful that Jack is in her life because he gets along very well with me and the rest of my family. Tori ist meine Schwester und ich liebe sie, aber als Brüder haben wir unsere guten und schlechten Tage. Also hier geht die ganze Geschichte. Ich war sehr glücklich, als meine Schwester Tori mich als ihre Freundin entschieden hat.
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Ich, natürlich, habe sie sofort geacceptet und habe angefangen, Dressoptionen zu suchen. Das Problem ist der Stil und Design der Dress, nicht die Farbe. Ich liebe tatsächlich die Farbe, die Tori entschieden hat. Es ist eine wunderschöne Lavendelfarbe. Für Monate habe ich auf verschiedenen Websites für meine Dress geschaut und es gab ziemlich gute Optionen, aber keine haben mich überzeugt.
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Tori hat mir ein Bild von der Dress, die sie für die Bridesmaids gekauft hat, und es ist eine Infinity-Dress. Die Infinity-Dress kann in vielen verschiedenen Wegen in der oberen Körperseite gestylt werden, aber hat keine anderen Designs und sieht sehr plain aus.
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Der einzige Grund, warum Tori diese Dress gekauft hat, ist, weil eine der Bridesmaids keine anderen Optionen von Dressen mag, außer der Infinity-Dress. Tori even sent a picture of my dress, the one I chose, but she did not like it at all. The other bridesmaids will just go along with what my sister Tori says and there is no issue with them whatsoever.
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I had a huge fight with Tori over this because I told her, I get it is your wedding, but as the maid of honor, my dress has to be the same color, but the same style slash design as the other bridesmaids and I don't like the other dress. Tori antwortete, I don't like it that way and like you said, it is my wedding.
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I once again told her, I don't like the dress you chose and I am sorry, but I am going to wear it. Tori told me, well, it is either that dress or you can stay home and not go to my wedding. Right after her answer, Tori walked out the door extremely mad. Since our fight, we have seen each other, but we barely speak. My two brothers, mom and dad, have taken my side.
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They say that Tori is overreacting and cares more about that one bridesmaid's opinion than mine. Also they say that Tori has not had any consideration for me as her maid of honor because not once did she ask for my opinion and help to choose the bridesmaid dresses. My parents and my brother still cannot believe Tori and I had a fight over this situation.
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My mom told me, oh my god, so Tori decides not to take your side as her sister but prefers to take Jack's mom, Toris future mother-in-law, her side and is going to let her wear the dress of her liking. Side note, in the early preparations of the wedding, Tory and Jack decided that the mothers were going to wear the same colored dress.
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My mom and Jack's mom both agreed to wear the same colored dress for the wedding. Jack's mom went back on her word and decided not to wear the same colored dress as my mom. So, am I the asshole?
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Yeah, that's what it sounded like. Ultimately, when it came down to it and she goes, this is the dress that we're doing. And then she says to the brides face, well, I'm doing this other dress. That's not how that works. And then the bride goes, well, no, you're doing what I'm going to do. Or you're not going to go. I mean, it's like, what are you going to do at that point?
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Yeah, if she wants to bring that up to the bride instead, but even still, it's like the bride is making a decision. And what kind of frustrates me is she's bringing up how the mother-in-law kind of went back on her word. And it's like, well, the mother-in-law got to do what she wanted, so why don't I?
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I didn't get in trouble because I showed my dad the text showing that my mom had promised not to do the cake thing. But my mom is pissed that I made her look bad and like a liar because I showed everyone the text because they were all mad at me to begin with. I think that if she hadn't lied, then nothing would have happened. So this is all on her.
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It's like, no, there's proof that someone else has already pressured her and pissed her off, probably. And now you're going to add to that and also be selfish? Yeah.
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Und nicht dein verdammtes Geburtstag. Ja, ich dachte, ich weiß nicht, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist, es ist,
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Ja, es gibt viele, ich denke, es gibt viele Gründe, warum ich sage, okay, wenn für irgendeinen Grund vielleicht das Kleid zu entdeckend war und sie sagt, ich fühle mich nicht komfortabel.
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Ja, es gibt viele Gründe, warum man sagt, ich fühle mich nicht zufrieden mit dem, aber das ist nicht der Angriff. Exakt.
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Right, but, and there's many such situations where I agree with that. This is a situation where this person, this OP, sent four options. These all work for me. One was picked and then they're going, nah, I want the other one because I like it. It's like, no, that's the problem. I agree if it's like, hey,
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Hier ist die Dress, die ich wähle, die ihr noch nicht gesehen habt, und ihr sagt, ich kann das nicht tragen. Für irgendeinen Grund. Ich stimme dazu. Und es gibt wahrscheinlich viele Situationen. Ja, du hast das als eine geeignete Option gesendet. Du musst mit den Konsequenzen umgehen.
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Und siehst du, du kannst sagen, ich gehe nicht zum Geburtstag. Du kannst das tun.
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Ich denke, wenn das der Ansatz war, wenn es ein wirklicher Schmerzansatz war, dann denke ich, dass die Antwort ist, dass sie mit dem Bruder sprechen muss. Sie mag nur die geschlossene Rückseite. Aber das klingt nicht so. Das kommt aus einem anderen Ort. It's hard for me to personally relate to because I never did the traditional stuff and that never mattered to me.
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It sounds strange to me, but I know how important it is to people. I think what weddings really come down to is it's a time to show respect to these two people. I think OP is an asshole for reasons... Außer dem, was in der Geschichte passiert ist. Der erste Kommentar bemerkt das ziemlich gut. Ich habe es bis jetzt noch nicht nachgedacht.
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Jemand hat gesagt, dein erstes Paragraph, übrigens, der Verdikt war Arschloch. Which I think is fair. Your first paragraph of completely unnecessary info. She has a history of bad love relationships at the ripe old age of 25. Show both your immaturity and the way you look down on your sister. Your job as maid of honor is to show up, support the bride and make her life easier in any way you can.
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You are failing spectacularly. I love that. Yeah, I do feel bad that the family is all siding with her. Yeah, that's bullshit. So stupid. This sounds like a interesting family dynamic. Yeah. Yeah. Someone said, you sound incredibly self-righteous and entitled. You're the asshole. Massively so. You can choose dresses when you are getting married.
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For someone else's wedding, you wear what they choose. Your family being on your side is absurd. Are they scared of you or something? I feel incredibly sorry for your sister. She should be all excited and happy about her upcoming wedding and not have her life made difficult by an entitled little sister and favorite playing parents.
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I can just imagine the bridezilla you are going to be at your own wedding. when bridesmaids refuse to wear what you choose for them. Again, you're the asshole.
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Und wenn du den Prank noch einmal hochladen wolltest, wenn die Mutter zwei kamen, dann hätten sie gesagt, du bist seit fünf Jahren in einer Koma gewesen. Ich meine, sie hat wirklich den Prank auf ihre Mutter gewechselt. Das ist so lustig. Auf einem ziemlich mächtigen Niveau. Aber sie hat gesagt, mach das nicht. Und die Mutter hat es gemacht. Das ist, was sie bekommt.
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That's okay. I did put you in there. I do agree though. I do agree though, there's situations in life where it's like, hey man, like, if you're tasked, you're in this situation, like, you're trying to make their time easier.
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It's stressful for them. It's not about you.
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But I also understand, and this is not this situation, but I also understand, it is an interesting thing to be like, you get to choose what someone wears. It's so scary. That sounds weird. No, it's so hard. And that is a weird tradition. It is weird. And I think being the Bride or Groom, you would be mindful. And all of the weddings I know, they were mindful of that. Yes, you have to be.
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And it sounds like to a degree, though, this dress that was picked, I don't know much about Infinity dresses, it sounds like it was picked in what you were saying, where it's like, this is going to be... Es gibt so viele Optionen. Ich weiß, aber die Idee ist, dass niemand unbequem sein wird. Ich denke, es ist eine anerkannte Idee.
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Ich denke wirklich, dass es, wenn es ein Unbequem ist, von einem wirklich intensiven Aspekt deines Lebens, dann ist es so, okay.
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Maybe I'm misinterpreting it. It sounds like this is coming from a place of like, well, I want to look fucking hot.
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Next story. Am I the asshole for refusing to attend my mom's renaissance fair themed birthday party? Hilarious. I don't believe in the renaissance. I'm sorry mom, I don't believe in that. Da Vinci? Didn't exist. Hahaha. Damn! Damn! Das ist so lustig. Das ist so lustig, dass das der Grund ist. Ich wusste nie, dass meine Mutter Opinionen über Disney hatte.
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Und es kam mir zurück, dass sie am Brudelschauer lustig war. Sie nannte es Dinge wie blöd und beängstigend. Als ich sie konfrontiert habe, hat sie ihre Gefühle ausgedrückt. Sie fühlte, es sei selbstverzweifelt, dass sie so viele Vorabend-Events hatte. Und sie war sauer darüber, dass sie sich eine passende Schuhe tragen soll. Sie wollte nicht in der Bridesquad sein.
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Sie hat versucht, das auszudrücken, indem sie sagte, Disney sei schuldig und die Themen seien blöd. I ended up skipping my mom's birthday trip to Italy due to other commitments. To be fair, she was cool with this. I planned on taking her to dinner sometime, since 50 is a big deal, but I received an invitation to a surprise party on the day of her actual birthday and decided to attend.
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When I got there, it was full Ren-Fair-themed. Costumes, games, food, performers. It was like her own personal fair. Now, I don't think people would suspect this, because she gives off two cool vibes, but my mom loves Renaissance-Fairs. It started as a joke with her and a friend that it is an excuse to dress slutty, but that was years ago and now they are her thing.
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To be honest, it was an amazing party, probably one of the sickest parties I've seen, but I immediately felt pissed. How the hell is Ren Faire less cringy, childish or embarrassing than Disney? And why isn't it excessive that my mom had a trip abroad plus this party? I just could not stop thinking fucking hypocrite. My mom walked in and was surprised.
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Then she went to change and I couldn't take it anymore. I told my aunt that I was leaving and that if my mom wanted me, she could call and personally apologize to my fiancee. My aunt called me a prick, so I left with my fiance and guess who never called? Now my family is saying I'm an ass for missing both of her celebrations when 50 is a huge deal.
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Also, apparently they are mad because they feel my fiance used the party to get Insta-likes, but like what? She didn't know we would be leaving early.
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I think you're an asshole for shaming someone or judging someone for their interests. Like, you know, it's just like, she likes Disney.
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Diese Linie tötet mich. Ja, sie mag Disney, aber wir sind mehr eine Minions-Familie.
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Wir machen den Mummy anstelle.
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Ich mag Universal nicht. I like it, but I don't, but I mean like, it's like... I don't like Universal, okay, you know, we live in California. Yeah, yeah. I don't like Universal, because the ride you ride the most is the escalator. Yeah. And I can't do it.
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Was ich sagen will, ist auch, haben sie einen zweiten Kuchen? Nein. Du schmischst jemanden ins Gesicht mit dem Kuchen. Ich esse nicht das Kuchen.
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Um, this just sounds petty as hell, all of this. This is definitely a petty story. The verdict was asshole. Oh.
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That he left the party. All the comments are... We have three comments here and they're all different takes.
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Okay, I'm excited because I wouldn't have left the party. I do think the mom... He might be the asshole, but the mom is an asshole. Yeah, I would say that the party... For going around talking shit on her for liking Disney. I mean, yeah, the mom sounds like an asshole based on all the comments, all the quotes in this. The mom is an asshole. But is he an asshole for leaving this party or not?
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The top comment, or not the top, one of the comments, you're the asshole. You want your mom to be more accepting of your fiance. You bailed on her 50th birthday twice. Probably not a good way to go about it. Also, the second party was a surprise, so it's not like it was planned like the bridal shower thing. And while your mom thought the event was silly, she still participated.
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You stood her up intentionally and then demanded an apology.
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There's situations in life where it's like, okay, Das ist eine Möglichkeit, es ein bisschen einfacher für uns zu machen, oder ich kann Verlust bekommen. Genau. Aber die Dinge werden schlimmer.
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Total. Other comment, everyone sucks here. Ignore all the Disney haters, it's not my thing, but to each their own. Your mom shouldn't be making fun of your fiance. She is overstepping and good for you for shutting that down and being a supportive partner. That being said, you should not have caused a scene and stormed off from the party.
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That should have been a private conversation later and you should have just stayed for a little bit and then dipped. Lastly, someone said, not the asshole. Your mom hid the fact that she didn't like your fiance while avoiding wedding planning. Call me crazy, but that's unusual. Even if she's not the biggest fan of your fiance, she should still respect the relationship.
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Publicly ridiculing someone by calling them childish or lame because they enjoy a fantasy world while having someone throw you a surprise party, themed around a fantasy world, is hypocritical. Renaissance isn't necessarily a fantasy. Renaissance was a period of time in history. Speak on it. Aber die Renaissance-Fähren haben oft Fantasy-Elemente, wie Fähren und Dörfer und so. Sick.
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Nur, damit ihr wisst. Danke. Aber die Renne-Fähre betrifft mich meistens nur so... schwarz. Das ist das, was die Renne-Fähre macht. Das muss wahr sein. Absolut. Ich habe die Renaissance-Fähre nie drunken gesehen. So ist Bridesquad. These stories I enjoy because we're talking about petty stuff. We're talking about some bullshit. People saying mean things to each other.
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We've got a bunch of different angles of this. I don't necessarily think, I can't necessarily disagree with any of them. So sound off in the comments what your thoughts are on this.
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Universal heads. Let's get a comment for Universal and a comment for Disney and see who wins. Disney's gonna win. Our final story. What? Am I the asshole for teasing my friend about not recognizing my kid, thus ruining her marriage and an unrelated engagement party?
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Ja, du verpasst das Kuchen. Das ist so ein Verlust des Kuchens. Sie nennen keinen zweiten Kuchen. Nein. Aber ich weiß nicht. Ich bin kein großer Fan von dem, dass man jemanden ins Gesicht mit dem Kuchen schmischt. Kann es lustig sein? Ja, wenn jeder cool damit ist. Ist das nicht auch eine Sache, wenn es um Gebäude geht?
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Yeah, so there's multiple, there's a domino effect.
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That's right. So me and my wife have a five-year-old son. Our group of friends is mostly couples with kids as we are nearing our 40s, and so a lot of our meetings with friends now include meeting up as entire families. Kids included. This can sometimes mean a lot of adults and a lot of kids. One person in this group, Emma, fake name, used to be my roommate in college.
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She was married and has her own kids, and we hang out with her and her husband sometimes in a group setting, but rarely on our own. Emma also tends to run late, often. This is all relevant to the story. As our son is an only child, we sometimes worry that he wouldn't really learn to share or get along with other kids.
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To prevent this, and while I love spending time with him, I would sometimes preemptively nudge him to engage with other kids when we are in public playgrounds or at the beach or the pool. To that end, when I buy him a water pistol or an RC car or the like, I'd often just buy two or three.
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I'd get to the playground and play with him, and when another kid would show interest in the toys, I'd just go, oh, you want to play with us? And hand him the remote or the pistol or whatever, thus getting the kids to play." We arrive at the pool pretty early and get a really good spot poolside, right by the shallows. I grab some water pistols and me and my kids start playing world domination.
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I am trying to take over the world and can only be stopped through the power of water pistols. It's a whole thing, kids love it. Soon another kid is there. It's a kid from my son's kindergarten class. He's there with his mom. He is of course welcome to join us. We know the family. The mom and my wife are pretty friendly and our kids play together often.
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So my wife says she wants to go for a swim and the kid's mom says she wants to join her. and ask me if I'm okay watching the kids. I say sure, since by this point the kids are blasting each other with water pistols and I'm just chilling poolside, just occasionally having to call out, oh no, my plans for world domination, ruined! Because sometimes that's just what parenting is.
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Then Emma and her kids show up. She is really happy to see me and I give out toys to her kids. All is going well. Then my son's friend runs up and asks for some other toy and I go, sure thing, and hand it to him. Emma goes, oh my god, so cute, he looks just like you. I laugh and say, Okay, cool, but this isn't my kid.
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Now, in her defense, the kid does look kind of like me, making this kind of hilarious. When my wife and the kid's mom come back, I tell them this story. They also find it hilarious. We all have a friendly chuckle, but think little of it. Fast forward to a few months ago.
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Wahrscheinlich machen das einige, aber nur, wenn Leute lachen und es machen wollen.
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Okay. Hey, can you call my wife and kid over? Just make sure it's actually my kid and not some random kid who kind of looks like me. I think it's a hilarious callback. He seems confused and kind of angry. He asks what the hell I'm talking about. Why would he call a random kid? I'm also confused so I tell him the pool story. He doesn't laugh. Emma doesn't laugh either.
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The entire thing now feels kind of awkward. I awkwardly say goodbye, go grab my wife and kid, myself, and we leave. Later that day, I text Emma to ask if everything is alright. I get no reply. I text her again a few days later. No reply. I get the distinct sense I fucked up, but also if she doesn't want to talk to me, I'm not going to force the issue. I leave well enough alone.
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At worst, I thought she was mad at a joke I made, which was apparently in poor taste. Boy, howdy, did I underestimate the fallout of this joke. Wow. Jupp!
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Es ist gut geworden. Das ist meine Frau, Larry David. This sent them down a spiral, especially because the husband apparently thought she told me that other family story and that I was mocking him for his family drama and he thought the story I told was just covering for her when I realized I fucked up. This was not the case. I had no idea that whole thing happened.
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Still, he didn't believe Emma when she told him. So they are now separated. She calls me an asshole and says I ruined her marriage. I am not a confrontational person. I apologize profusely. I say I didn't know and if she didn't want me telling the story, she should have said something. She tells me I'm making excuses. This is now a scene.
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I apologize profusely again and leave quickly after telling the couple a quick congratulations. I'm later told this was anything anyone could talk about at the party and now the engaged couple are mad at me too. Emma is even more mad because now everyone knows her drama. I am unfriended and unfollowed on everything. It has been a few days and some of my friends will no longer talk to me.
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Someone else said, not the asshole. Smashing someone's face in the cake is classic narcissist behavior. It turns the focus back on them while taking the person being celebrated down a peg. Her reaction is typical of a cornered narcissist as well. As a mother, I honestly cannot wrap my mind around how any parent could be this casually cruel to their children.
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Others think she is wrong to blame me and that marriage was doomed anyway. Still, I feel really guilty about making the joke and I obviously wouldn't have made it had I known the trouble it would cause. I like Emma and I didn't want to hurt her. I also liked her husband. I'd like to say that maybe he was wrong to let the marriage implode like that because of a stupid joke.
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But at the same time, I don't really exactly know his family drama and their history. Ja. Ja. Nein. Nein, das ist furchtbar.
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Wenn du es kannst, wenn du dich separierst, weil jemand sagt, oh ja, deine Frau sagte, dieser Kind sah nach mir aus. Es ist so, dass dein Verheirat etwas unter den Hüften ist. Es war so nah an der Brücke.
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Das ist verrückt. Die Chancen... Es ist verrückt. Ich meine, es passiert Leuten, wo man nicht merkt, was man sagt. Ja. Eine Sache, die so viel Kontext hat. Ich liebe es. Es ist wie ein Spell aus dem Nichts. Es ist absolut ein Seinfeld-Episode. This is a Seinfeld episode. It's perfect. This is a George Costanza moment.
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That absolutely is what it is. It's like you just didn't know. You absolutely collapsed the building.
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Going back a lot, the husband is mad at his wife because she said, oh, that kid looks like you. It actually was his kid and he was cheating. It's like, that's not her fault. That guy cheated. What the fuck are we doing? Was machen wir hier?
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You're not the asshole, but your mother is fucking awful. I would never speak to her again. What an absolute... I love my mom so much but i did grow up and
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Geh zu der Geschichte. Okay, wir schalten es zurück. Es ist 1992. Ich bin in der Schule. Okay, Kommentare. Verdikt, nicht der Arschloch. Kommentare, was für ein Klosterfuck. UPDATE! Oh my god. Wait, really? This guy loves exposition, so I think we're about to get more.
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We had to abbreviate this for time and I'm looking at it and it's It's a hundred years of solitude, okay? Literature joke.
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I didn't mean to do you. Update. So after posting yesterday, reading replies and thinking it over, I decided to reach out to Emma one final time. Some of you thought I shouldn't and that these were in fact not my monkeys. Others made me realize that Emma was probably in a shitty situation with her husband and his family and was actively being gaslit. Emma shows up at my house at around 7 a.m.
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unannounced. I ask, what the fuck? She says she really needs to talk to me. I call my wife to the door and explain this. She sends me off with this woman because she understands this shit can only go poorly and apparently she is here for it and it's my own fault at this point. So as I said, from my perspective, we were friends, we drifted apart.
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Also, wait, it's a man?
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Opie's a man. Okay.
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Yeah. Opie's a man. So, okay. So as I said, from my perspective, we were friends, we drifted apart. From Emma's perspective, for the last 15 years, she has been playing some weird game of 4D chess. Or two different games of 4D chess.
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Apparently, she had feelings for me back in college and she was trying to nice girl her way into a relationship with me. By being there for me when my dad died and when I was struggling with being single, she always gave everything because she just assumed I would at some point come around. You'd think that me getting married or her getting married would change that and it did, just badly.
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Apparently her husband knew about her feelings, which is why he always kept me at a distance. We never drifted apart. He explicitly asked her not to meet with me anymore outside of large social gatherings. That day at the pool? Yeah, that was her sticking it to him because he was away Oh! Oh, nein! Okay. Our affair. Apparently we had an affair. Oh, what affair is that, you ask? I did too.
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Apparently the story some people got was that she and I were having an affair and it ended and I was stalking her. Her husband left her because he found out. So people more inclined to believe her just thought that was what happened and wanted nothing to do with me anymore. So why did her husband actually leave? Okay, so there's that story anyways.
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So anyway, she tells me all this insanity and tops it off with that my message really moved her and we can still be friends. The reason she rushed to show up at 7 a.m., my message made her realize I am actually the only one who really cares about her and everyone else in her life is fake and don't really care.
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I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but now this sounds like some really manipulative shit to me and now I'm thinking back to a lot of our previous interactions and a lot of them also seem like that to me now. I am not a confrontational person. But this? Fuck no. I was done. I tell her I am done with her shit.
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She can get back to her husband, leave her husband, keep any friends she wants because I am fucking done. I can forgive a lot, but she had basically been not communicating with me for over 15 years. I was telling her everything about my life and my feelings and I was absolutely appalled by just how much of a one-way street it turned out to be. I feel like I didn't even really know her.
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So that's that. There will probably not be any more updates because this was meant to be a lighthearted post and it turned into a total clusterfuck and I'm just so tired and so sad. I'm sorry if this wasn't as readable or as coherent as my previous post. This just happened and I am just exhausted. Wow.
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Yeah, that's pretty incredible. Oh my god.
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Yeah. He'd have never known that he was stalking her. Or that he was having an affair. That he was like, hey man, you're having an affair and you didn't know it. Wow.
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Put it on Reddit, this is crazy.
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But is that kid at the pool his son?
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I want to feel bad for her. I feel bad for her being cheated on, but you don't go telling all these lies. No, yeah, no.
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The nature of these stories are rarely just like, and everything's good and everyone's happy. This is not a wholesome episode. I don't believe so. Have you been at parties or celebrations that have gone wrong? Absolut.
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This was a very good group. Yeah, these were some good stories. This was a great group. Thank you for watching. Let us know what other themes and subreddits you want to see here and let us know your opinions on these stories because there's a lot to interpret here. I'm going to be mulling these ones over.
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You just absolutely lose me when someone's like, hey, please don't do that. And then you do it. And you say, I will not do that. That's absolutely crazy. Ja, und es ist dein Kind. Sie sind 15 Jahre alt. Eine 15-jährige Tochter. Jemand, der so alt ist, 15 Jahre alt, ist wie, Mann, wenn sie sagen, nicht zu tun, dann nicht. Das Alter, alles fühlt sich wie eine Katastrophe an.
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Yeah, no, a month from now I'll be like...
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Oh my god, it's all making sense now.
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Alright, we'll see you next weekend. Goodbye! Bye!
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Ja. Nun, sie hat gefeuert.
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Ich hoffe, sie hat auch gefehlt. Wir gehen weiter mit unserer nächsten Geschichte. Also, das ist eine Hypothese. Sie tun potenziell etwas.
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No, it's not fake. It's not fake. It didn't happen. It's just that they're planning on doing something.
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Would I be the asshole if I tell my friend her, in quotations, bridesmaids won't be throwing her an extensive bachelorette party if we aren't invited to the wedding? If we? We. The bridesmaids. We will find out. The bridesmaids won't be throwing her.
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Okay. So I, 27 year old woman, am friends with Jane, 28 year old woman. Jane and her fiance Brad, who's 29, recently got engaged. Jane is one of my best friends and we have known each other since college. When talking about our future weddings, Jane has always expressed that she wants me and a handful of our other closest friends to be her bridesmaids and to have a destination wedding.
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When I saw Jane and Brad the day they got engaged, one of the first things Jane said to me was how excited she was for me and our other friend to be her bridesmaids. This was about a month ago. However, now that Jane and Brad have started looking at wedding planning, they have decided to have a tiny destination wedding in Colorado and only their immediate family will be invited to save money.
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They also plan on having a casual party for all the rest of their family and friends after, but there will be no ceremony or sit-down dinner and there will very clearly not be a second wedding. Even though I was disappointed and hurt to hear that I would not be invited to the actual wedding, I understand that it is their right to have whatever kind of wedding they want.
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And if it is not important to her that her best friends be there, that's her choice. But what irked me is that Jane still expects a bridal shower, a long weekend trip to an expensive destination for her bachelorette party, and mentioned a registry for wedding gifts.
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I find it a bit ridiculous that she still expects to have these things thrown by and presumably paid for by the people that aren't even invited to the actual wedding. She still insists on calling us her bridesmaids, but since we will not be present at the wedding and will have no special designation at the party, I don't see how we actually are.
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I think a few people are misunderstanding my point here. I'm not saying I don't want to celebrate her at all or that she shouldn't get anything outside of her wedding. What's bothering me is her stated expectation of a big shower and bachelorette trip. She explicitly said she wants to go to Scottsdale. We are in Tennessee, so this requires a flight.
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Without an invitation to the wedding, she could throw any kind of backyard, courthouse, big, small, whatever wedding and I would be happy to do all of the above as long as I was actually invited.
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I guess depending on the time of year, it's like gonna be warm or something. I think what it is, maybe that she's feeling is like, there's an expectation, like, there's a lot of work. There's a lot of work in being a bridesmaid. I only know this from second hand. It's a lot of work to be, and then it's like, okay, but I'm part of this ceremony, I'm part of this wedding, so I'm putting in this work.
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It's kind of a... Und so ist es so, oh, aber dieses Werk ist noch erwartet von mir, auch wenn der Plan jetzt verändert ist. Und das Problem ist, es hat angefangen, als eine Geburtstag, in der sie Teil von all dem war, und dann hat es gewechselt. Und jetzt ist sie nicht Teil davon. Ich wundere, ob die Bride... Ich denke,
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Yeah, I think with how the bride is now going about this wedding, it sounds like that's more the vibe. Like, they've pared it down a lot. And it's like, with that, it's like, hey, it's not about... Because I agree, you're talking about, oh, this will be a really fun thing, but the bride is still...
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Framing it in this more traditional sense as opposed to, hey guys, do we want to just go do something really fun? Yeah. And we all do it together as opposed to, you need to throw me a party.
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Oh, and like throwing out a hint of like, oh, Scottsdale would be fun. Yes. That's a lot of work of then like, okay, cool.
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I have a feeling that the bride did all of that. She wouldn't be writing this post. She'd be like, oh yeah, it's fine. We're doing a different thing.
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I don't think she'll be the asshole for going and saying, hey, I don't think I want to go through with this now that the plan has changed. I don't think she's an asshole for that. I don't think that's even the conversation now of if you're an asshole or not, as much as just like, hey, the plans have changed, so go about it now that the plans have changed. Do a different thing now.
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Well, weddings are... Yeah.
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She needs to go as an individual and not explain it as we, because she is... The title is saying that we, and you're not speaking for we. Do not speak for we.
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She was definitely a bug. Very quickly a bunch of things and then you were born. Bird, a worm. I was like a falcon after my detective series. And then I became a blue whale and it got exhausting.
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This is scary. Bailey's is specific. That's so specific. Like why? It's really scary. Or did, no. I was like, did she tell someone that she trusted, like a teacher, and the teacher was talking about it and the kid heard it? Something... I don't know.
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And I turned into this. Now you're a female comedian. Yeah. Really saving the world over here. Anyways, but we also, we respect the human journey of true crime. That's the other thing. Yeah, we don't like to sensation it. Sensational.
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Relax, you probably told them.
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It's like, I don't understand people when you're like, I'm afraid this happened.
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She's already feeling... and now people that she trusts are making her feel a little bit crazy. That's the hard part with this.
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Yeah, because then if you make them feel alone, then they won't start telling you details. And then things will happen to them that are very real that they start to go, well, I'm crazy. No, I'm overreacting. And they're missing all the real signs that are right there.
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I don't even know this woman and I believe her.
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Yeah, exactly. You're not like, all right, we're in for the night. Here's my Bailey's, here's my TV. That doesn't happen. Let's get some toilet paper and then we'll call it. And then we'll call it.
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Humans figuring, humans experiencing and how they feel about certain things and how they experience it. We're really, really into that.
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Tell me there's more. Thank God, but also scary. So scary, and I will say, my first thought was not that he planted cameras in the place. I didn't even think about that.
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No! That's better for her safety.
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But I just want to know what the hell was going on. I'm genuinely worried for her. Like, I want to know, did we just uncover a web of students being fucking stalkers? We didn't do anything.
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Like, who knows whatever the fuck's happening now? In her bedroom?
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I gotta know. Oh, unfortunately, I don't know. I gotta have to know.
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Use your pancakes and go to a little... Oh, no.
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Well, it's, that's terrifying. Having your space invaded like that. What if she didn't hear him say that? And she lived and lived and lived with all those cameras there.
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Two little pancakes with a blanket over it. That's so cute. Oh, no.
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Oh my God, she's awful. This is what she does when she watches TV. Guarantee it. I'm like, I don't wanna hear all that, go. Everything in our house is turning green.
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Oh, I see it a little bit. It's a light tint.
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You're being like this supportive.
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Okay, so we have a little bit of green all over the place.
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You're the husband who believes, and we love that about you, Shane. Yeah, we do. Honey, your stuff's a little green.
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No, I think it's totally fine. I think jeans can be bullshit, but like, they're really hard. When you're six feet, you can never find a good pair.
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Oh, my God! This is not a warm blanket. The fire is not on. I don't like this. Oh!
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I think the cat went into something that's green and kind of got on the sheets, got it on. The cat's playing with the phone charger and now it's green. Yeah, and the cat's touching her feet and putting her feet.
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Yeah, we have our location and we've already had our fingerprints and we've left multiple traces of where we are and we've told our family. The doors are locked. Okay, great. We have a change of clothes just in case. We're ready for a good time.
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This OP opened up all those comments. If that was me, I'd be like, damn, this is hard to read. Those comments are like, he either wanted to fuck her or whatever. I mean, this sucks.
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For years and years and years.
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Oh, he got scared? I'm sick. I feel sick.
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What is going on? And what did the paper say? What did the paper say?
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You're what? Shane, that is brilliant. Write that down. Thanks, Shane.
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He's just an asshole. Dude, could you imagine?
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Yeah, and also, if you have a real issue with her, go to management. Talk to them about it. Do you really have to harass her until she quits? Get a gun magazine and put it on her windshield wiper.
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And I kind of love it. I kind of love it because to put a gun on someone's car, a gun magazine, that is fucked.
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Seek refuge, go! Go! Get an apple fritter and go, honey, go!
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But also, she's probably having a great time with Daryl, Danny, Darren. All the Ds. She's allowed to do whatever she wants. She's doing everything with the Ds with the D. And she's having a great time. And he's probably like, I hate her. Because, no.
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That's because he hates women.
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So true. This is from afar, but yeah. You're the shit.
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Meanwhile, Beth is fucking Dylan having the time of her fucking life. Beth is fucking Dylan, Darren, having a great time. And guess what? She did not fucking fault her, bitch. She was like, yeah, I don't like this behavior. I'm going to get you fired and escorted out of here.
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You could lie under a bed and sleep. You could wash your sheets. You could saturate with someone. You could get green. This is insane. Is there an update?
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Here's the deal. I bet he went to his mom's house, and the mom was like, what happened to you, my son? You know? Yeah. It's really sad. And then he sucked his thumb and went to bed. And he went to bed in his little blankie.
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I hate this. We hate this. This is making me sick, sick, sick. Potpourri? Not the potpourri. Not the sand. Not the pictures. Not the dates. Not the printer. The dates. Because I was like, oh, maybe this person collects hair to make, like, cool wigs. No. No. It feels like a weird thing. Yeah. It's disgusting. It's got potpourri in it. And they got the dates and pictures. It's fucking disgusting.
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So many hairs. I could. I could. If we kept going, I could.
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You get it, right? Yeah. And when they sweep it up, they go, look how much hair I have. Yeah. Oh, my God. We'll sweep it up.
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A good collection today. Put it in. Put it in. Oh, my Amazon potpourri package came in.
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She's like, maybe a middle part.
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Ugh. Damn! That, I hate all that. That might feel more cringy than the person sleeping under your bed. Wow. This is scary. I don't know why hair on top of hair and it's your hair and it's your life and your hair has memories and why can't, go don't. I don't like it. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.
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Dude, I would have snatched it and put it under my coat or something.
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No, of course. They're sitting down.
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Yeah, what about no? Yeah. Yeah, potpourri and sand and salt and shit. Dates and pictures. Dates.
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Happy Thanksgiving, bitch. For being a bitch.
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I'm freaking out. Everything inside of me is crawling.
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Dude, that is nightmare city. To be honest, the thought of having anyone in your place that is not supposed to be there but underneath your bed...
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I think when someone calls you and texts you that many times over and over, it's scary. It's terrifying.
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I mean, that's a lot of people. I do that to her.
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And it's his roommate? And his roommate goes, saturation time.
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I do too because I just don't see how, yeah, I don't know how they're doing. Like, I don't, I understand, like, hair. No, I don't. I don't. I don't. You understand what? I don't. I don't. I was going to say, like, when she said your hair is just so soft, I was like, oh, yeah. But then I was like, wait a second.
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I would say if she were to make it for, like, a wig, okay. That's why I was like, there's, like.
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Yeah. How many other people did she do that to?
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I've also never heard a $350 charge for breaking up with your stylist.
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No, no, no. Well said. Also, rural area, is she going to see the stylist? That's what I got scared about, too. I get scared about that, too. It's like, at local bar, hey. At local bar? Yeah, you know, at local bar, hey, hey. Hey, no hey. That sucks.
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Spooky is like, I don't even think covers it. Scary.
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Something about body oils, but we don't need to talk about it. No, yeah.
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Like we both almost barfed. No, I was very close. Like throw up was here. Wow. It was right here. That's got to be a record for this show. Yeah. Oh my God. It was like right here.
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Reddit Stories, man. They bring it out of you.
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Yeah, thanks for making my day. We're just going to head back under here and do this again. This fits both of us. It's really fun.
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Your legs crunch the other way. You slide.
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If that was a regular person, regardless, if that was, like, your good friend that you knew really well who, like, wanted to date you or just, like, even that is weird. The fact that this is an absolute... They're not even really friends. They're just roommates.
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No, I'm with you. That would be not okay.
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Have you ever seen Worst Roommate Ever on Netflix?
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He went to Dunkin' Donuts, a place of God. Dude, let him sleep under your bed. He's going through a breakup.
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You know, like at Christmas time when you turn on the fire and you have a warm little blanket and you're like, that's us with, um, detectives in their sixties.
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Let him saturate you, dude, come on. He wasn't touching you. Yeah, barely.
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I think it's really scary, especially when you're sleeping. You are not fully there. You feel safe that you are absolutely resting, your body's healing, and there is someone actively in there. Like, just the thought of someone in the corner of your room watching you, but underneath? Can you imagine if he went up and tickled his little feet? Don't do that, Amanda! Bring it off!
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Here's the deal, guys. You have to wear a blanket around your feet. If you don't, your feet are going to get tickled. And I know, I know. You know this? No, I know that Shane likes to have a little leg out sometimes. He's told me this. You guys are too close. Which is like for the taking at any moment.
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Yeah. This week was hard. Boom, boom, boom. And I just saw them all flash between my eyes. And you're like, yeah.
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But you just have your leg out?
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You've got to wrap everything up.
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Well, I don't have a cat. I potentially have a hundred ghosts underneath my bed that are ready to tickle at any moment.
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No. I don't sleep with my water bottle. It goes in the cabinet at night.
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How big is your water bottle? This is what she does. She watches things like this and she goes like this.
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So no. I don't set myself up for that shit. No. I tuck in like a burrito and I prepare for the night.
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He's like, you've got to see this, man.
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Why did he get a decaf coffee, though?
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He's like, oh, this is what it is. He's like, yes, it is. No, guys. For three months, he dropped his glasses every night?
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I think because he wants this guy to be into it. I think he wants to be like, God, that's creepy.
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Yeah, he's like, go ahead, man. Boogeyman looks at him and goes, you're a fucking freak.
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Okay, she was a lawyer, and you know me, I was a detective. Yeah.
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The platform that we used before Shopify needed regular updates, which sometimes led to the shop not working.
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No, what I care less about is your LA anniversary. Wenn Leute sagen, ich bin in L.A. seit sechs Jahren. Entschuldigung, wahrscheinlich hat jeder das gemacht. Ich verstehe es nicht.
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Cool, du bist in dieser Stadt so lange.
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Wenn du, nein, das ist... Nicht zu dir, ich meine, du sagst das jemand anderem.
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Ich bin so, uff, erinnere mich nicht. Nein, ich weiß. Okay, ich muss raus.
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Ja, du kannst... Kann ich das sagen? Wie wenn du... Wenn ich sage, hey... Du musst übergehen, um noch einen 200er zu bekommen.
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This person sucks in every sentence of this story. Every part of this they suck.
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die man von einer Feier erwarten kann. Aber wie bei jedem anderen.
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Ich kann es nicht übersetzen, wie er es geschrieben hat.
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Also, lawyer up, because your wife is cheating on you.
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Und es ist verrückt für mich, dass sie, weil ich dachte, es war einer von diesen Jungs, der nur Mad Men schaut, der denkt, hey, ich habe eine Promotion, alle, lasst uns gehen. Promotion, das ist so, wie sie es sagen. Oder, weißt du, es fühlt sich einfach so an, es ist verrückt.
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Aber es ist sehr altartig. Ich denke, das ist sehr in unserer Stadt gesprochen, aber ich denke, damals war es so, dass der Kopf oder die Spitze des Anrufs und der Leiter des Shows alle Gifte und Blumen bekommen würden. Aber jetzt bekommt der Leiter eines Shows meistens einen Kühlschrank für die Leute am Ende.
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Keanu hat uns alle Motorräder gekauft.
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Oder wenn der Quarterback die ganzen Leute auf dem Team bekommt, wie ein großer Weihnachtsgift oder so. Wenn du der große Person bist, solltest du Gifte für die Leute bekommen. Aber damals war es wirklich korrupt. Und ich glaube, es war so, dass die besten Leute die Gifte bekommen.
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I love an update starting with stop!
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Literally stop thinking I did that. I didn't.
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I'm so glad this is now out.
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Ich bin besessen mit... Wo ist das Problem, Bruder? Nicht mit diesem Kerl, sondern mit dieser Persönlichkeit. Das ist so vertraut zu mir. Ich habe Menschen ohne Angst gesehen und gesagt, schau dir das an, just operate the world.
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I have a friend that I grew up with and went to college with who has no anxiety and she was fascinating to me. And still to this day, I love being around her because the world is so interesting to me. I think it's just like the lack... We're so used to like now embracing our like...
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Und es ist wie, sie ist einfach so, ha, lasst uns gehen. Ja. Was? Was meinst du, du bist nervös? Was meinst du? Denkst du nicht, dass du es tun kannst? Ich denke, du kannst es.
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Es war sehr... Es gab Zeiten, in denen es so lustig war, mit ihr zu sein. Aber dann gab es Zeiten, in denen es so verrückt war. Weil es wäre so, wir werden... Weil, ja, sie war so... Ich habe mit ihr Theater gemacht. Und es wäre so... Sie war so, warum glaubst du nicht, dass du es tun kannst? Und ich war so, ich habe Impostor-Syndrom. Ich fühle mich nicht gut genug.
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Und sie war so, aber du solltest dir gut genug fühlen. Und ich war so, ja, ich soll. Wenn ich das tun könnte, dann, ich weiß es nicht.
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And like, I feel like you are so, you're layered. Thank you. You're welcome. And like, this friend of mine was so not even that. And it was hard for me to get deep on a different layer.
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Ich denke, mentale Schwierigkeiten. Ich denke, diese Person, wie mein Freund, hat vorher nervös gewesen, hat vorher traurig gewesen, hat vorher gefreut gewesen. but like anxious, like a certain type of in your body, like oh my god, I have no reason to feel this way. Or like... Ja, ich denke, normale, tägliche Emotionen, die Reaktionen zu deiner Umgebung sind, denke ich, hat diese Person.
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Es ist nicht wie ein Psychopathen. Aber ich denke, es ist einfach die Idee, wie eine Art Einfluss auf das Leben, das diese Person hat, wo es ist, oh, ich bin verloren. Ich weiß, wie ich nach Hause gehen muss.
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Yeah, so it's like a rehearsal for the funeral.
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And what's funny to me is her obsession with, OP's obsession with it.
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Where your neuroses sometimes are so at the front of your life, that when you see someone with such ease, it's so like, It's like a fantasy. You're like, whoa.
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I know. I also wonder... I use maps to get literally home. Even if I know how to get home. I use it just because.
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I felt at peace just hearing that. But like, I'm confused. So she's throwing a party.
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But when I see someone just like, like she said, like OP said, to just get home, doesn't use a phone...
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It must be where he lives too. It must be like an option where you don't need to be on the job that he has.
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It's actually so true. I'm thinking about people like in my older generation. Like my grandpa wasn't like an anxious dude.
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Weil es eine kleine Firma ist.
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Ich weiß es nicht. Ich meine, ich vermute, Jobs, wo... Es ist Tegan und Sarah.
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It feels like because of her workplace... You can't do last minute vacations. It feels like what he did is the right way and she has to unfortunately do that. She can't force him to change his plans and that's just their work environment.
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It's like so old-fashioned to be like, okay, tomorrow they get on a plane.
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Literally. Yeah, I don't see the problem with... It's kind of crazy to have a full wedding and then go on a vacation the next day. Und die Leute haben das nicht mehr gemacht, weil es einfach verrückt ist.
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That's what's also weird about this work's way of getting time off, is that everyone's time belongs to themselves. You shouldn't have to ask for your time. It's just a breach of privacy to be like, I need your free time for my free time. It shouldn't add up like that.
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They should be asking somebody else as like a mediator that's not each other, because that's so fucked up.
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Ja, es fühlt sich so an, als würde sie das Event ausdrehen, aber es ist nicht so.
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Es ist nicht jeder andere, der für seine eigene Zeit kämpft.
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Wait, you have to keep reading.
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Wait, so that sucks, so he's only the one that was seen meowing.
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I'm gonna ask something that may be unlikable.
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I can't believe he meowed back, to be honest.
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Sie sind auch nicht Freunde, wie es klingt. Es klingt so, als wären sie Co-Arbeiter.
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No, they would be like, are you rolling?
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Ich denke, wenn du unter deinem Atem meintest, und wir waren wie normale Menschen in einer normalen Arbeitsumgebung, und dann meinte ich wieder aus Vertrauen oder wie ein Ja zu dir, und dann sahen alle mich an, hörten nicht, wie du es tust, dann würde ich sagen, er meinte mich.
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It's not like I meow all the time.
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If they fuck, I want us to blast music and I want everyone to get up and dance.
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If they fuck or fall in love, I'm gonna lose my fucking mom.
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Yeah, and that's what it will be, but I'm just giving myself a little bit of a something.
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It's always a nice gesture to be like, hey, throw in a barbecue, come. And that's the best part about coworkers, you don't really have to go. Yeah. Crazy thing to say. But like, with your friends, you're like, oh, you gotta go. You know what I mean?
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Das ist der schlechteste Update. Ich wollte, dass sie sich verbinden.
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Zumindest hier kriegst du es nicht auf dem kaltem Schulter, du kriegst es nur auf einem Thumbnail. Über und über und über.
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Über und über. Und dann wird es einfach geprintet und so.
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Und das ist okay. Dann ist es dein Brand. Aber dann, kannst du dir das kaltes Schulter vorstellen?
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It's literally like when a little kid in an adult environment comes out wearing a Spider-Man costume and everyone goes, Spider-Man! That's like our whole job, yeah. That's what I feel like.
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When I do something stupid, everyone goes, yeah.
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Wait, so every day I can't laugh?
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So every day is trying not to laugh?
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What if she gets Peter's job?
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Oh, this is so fucking messy. Like, that's what I'm saying.
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I can't think of another reason for HR than this.
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I would not be well. I'd be pacing back and forth. I'd probably have to get a therapist. I'd be eating the cake before they cut the cake. I'd be a fucking mess.
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Zumindest? Ich denke immer an sie und denke mir so, woops. Das ist wirklich lustig.
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Yeah, but also I'll say that sometimes people want to get caught. Their subconscious is like, I can't do this anymore.
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I can't be honest for myself, so I need someone to rat me out.
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Any Jersey Shore fans in the room? No. Dear Ronnie. No, yeah, it was Dear Sam. Ronnie made out with a girl in bed.
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Es gibt so viele spannende Momente. Es gibt ihn, der an die Polizei geht und sagt, dass meine Ex-Frau mich verletzen wird.
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Ich liebe es, dass er sagt, ich habe für ein Jahr gepostet, also habe ich diese Möglichkeit genommen.
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OP war einfach so, ich habe schon lange keine Karriere-Schiff gemacht.
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Or just being like, I think it was working here, where it was like realizing that people, like we'd finish a shoot or something and it was like, hey, we're gonna grab beers or whatever. And someone just being like, hey, I have no more social energy in my tank. And being like, that is so relatable and understandable. And you can't force that. And that's okay. Yeah.
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Joe wusste das ganze Zeit, das war der Update. Und dieses Grandmaster Ghost war verrückt.
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He's like, I don't know if Joe's being cheated on, but the brownies went over. Whoa, what's a new co-worker?
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This email will combust in two minutes.
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The police know and they know that I am disappeared.
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And he's being hypnotized this whole time.
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Yeah, where's the grand boss?
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When was the wedding happening?
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Someone at the end of a Reddit Stories episode connecting all the Reddit Stories together? I've never heard of it.
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Literally, it's impossible to work here. It's been so nice to hang.
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Lass uns das nie machen. Ja.
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Und nächstes Mal müssen wir eigentlich Pancakes haben.
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Oder wir essen tatsächlich Pancakes während Reddits.
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And it's like, no, they're like there for a reason.
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Yeah, also I feel like people who, like, this is a really weird take, but I feel like I've seen it in reality TV too, where people love funeral as a theme and they find it very fun and a big deal. There's been funeral divorce parties. It feels like she's making it a big deal because she's labeling it her funeral and she's calling it and you can't say no, but it's just a party.
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But then also sometimes so late at night.
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No, 100%, I totally get it. And it's a little punk-rocky to be like, my marriage is over, let's eulogize it or whatever.
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It's cool. But I think, like, she's doing this.
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To eulogize something? I think it's lame as hell.
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But it's kind of a theatrical fun theme, because you get to be super, it's like a fun theme, I guess.
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But she's using that theme to do that.
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It's also kind of like dangling your worth in front of someone, being like, if I was gone.
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Das war wie ein kleiner Fantasie-Moment, Spencer. Aber ja, nein, ich denke, du hast recht. Wir sollten es sehen können. Und ich fühle mich, als würde sie sehen, wie Leute für sie aufstehen.
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Auch dein Leben muss nicht enden, um es Sinn zu geben.
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And your life doesn't have to be ending to make your friends show up.
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It's like when you have a big theme, I always need like a justification for the theme.
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Just like a little something. Like are you leaving the job? Like what's happening?
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Das ist lustig. Du zwei bist wie einige meiner Lieblings-Co-Workers.
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And you showed up and then you find out that she was so pissed.
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You talked to her, you didn't. You're crazy.
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First time a Tegan and Sarah song has been referenced on Reddit stories.
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I was just about to say, it's actually pretty fucking rich of us to sit here this whole time and be like, she's crazy for doing this when we have so much content. I think there's a difference, though.
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But ours was justified. It was like, here's a joke machine.
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And it's a theme. Und es ist gut, und man kann es einfach klicken.
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Now that we got that out of the way.
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Ich habe noch nie mehr von dem erwähnt, was ich sagen wollte. Ich glaube, alle Partys sind eine Feier der Leben.
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Like, look at you just asking me to show up and you don't know what's going on with me.
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I had to squeeze in a shower this morning, Cody.
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And Tegan and Sarah are co-workers.
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I, um... I was, uh... I was, yeah, I'm gonna talk about it a little bit. Okay. I was, like, seeing someone, and we went home to visit his family, his, in, yeah, wherever. And I got there, and it was winter, and I was kind of pale, and I had a hat on, and I was blowing out my hair, so I didn't look like, I looked white. I looked white, okay?
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Or just, like, not, like, and, like, I think I'm pretty white passing for some, sometimes. Mm-hmm. but I was white passing for sure. I was wearing like a polo or whatever. Not that that says I'm white, but that's white passing for sure.
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I'm wearing like Vans or some shit. And I get there and immediately the family starts talking about like race stuff in a really, really, really potent way in that I was like... Like immediately. Like it was like right off the bat. Like they were like... ready to talk about this with their son who's back. And it was during the George Floyd stuff. So it was like, tensions were high.
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And these were people who were isolated from, they live in a cabin on a lake away from, so it's only what they hear from their other family and cities and their Fox News. So they were heated and ready to talk about it. And immediately I was like, I have never felt more, I'm in a cabin. I felt like get out. I was in a cabin on a lake with all these white people talking about this.
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like how people deserve to die and all this shit and like all this crazy shit. We tried to get him on a plane so bad. I had to text Moon Goon, my comedy group, and I was like, you guys, we were supposed to sleep in an apartment. They moved us to the basement where there were no doors that I could lock.
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I was sleeping on a couch. I was supposed to have a bed and then it was all these things going on. I ended up sleeping in the bathroom because it was the only door that I could lock. Girl. And then other in-laws were supposed to come, and I was like, please let there be non-white in-laws. Girl, there was one other non-white in-law.
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And then my date had to end up going, well, my date was sitting there like not saying anything while they're like going on this rant. And so then he has to like take them like later that night, he takes them, I'm like running away. He takes them and he's like, just so you know, like chances, like chances half black, like all those things you said.
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But I was just like, this is when I knew it wasn't gonna work. Cause I was like, why didn't you stand up for me while they were speaking? Yeah.
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At first, he didn't clock it, but then he was like... And we had had a lot... I knew... I should have known that this would have been his family because of all the conversations we had over the years. And a lot of it was me educating him on, like... like race and like what blackness is and what whiteness is and the invisibility that comes with it.
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And so he learned a lot and so I should have been prepared for where he came from to be the place that he would have come from.
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Right then and there.
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Whoa. I have my own Reddit story coming.
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Damn. You gonna do this? I was like, I didn't share that too many. No, you did a great job. There's a lot of details. Oh, I'm sure. But that's all in anonymous form. Look out for it. Oh my God. We'll be like, that's the one.
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He'd be so confused.
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Yeah. We're not losing the Charles part.
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She's got some colors missing.
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Okay, what family member would I be to you? Ooh, that's tough. We're both your cousins.
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And could have been a real story and then used AI to make it readable.
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That's awesome. My mom said that I...
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There's also, I don't know how he was telling them, but it sounds like he's already kind of rude in general. The camera's the big black thing on the tripod. And if I'm drunk at a wedding, I'm gonna be like, what an asshole. Sure. Like, hey guys, and we're over here in three, two, we're right here and it's the last time we're gonna take, I guess that takes a lot of energy.
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Well, it's also like you want to comment on social media how bad the pictures are. Bitch, I'll show you why they're bad right here and right now. Don't comment on my profile telling me how the pictures are bad when you were the reason. Here's the reason. You, look at your comment. You know what? Now you look stupid.
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Oh, I need to know if the friend watches.
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What is the content? Is it just her? I'm assuming it's probably.
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And about the no contact thing, about the threat of no contact thing, you don't unsheathe the sword if you're not ready to use it.
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Boom, boom, boom. Let's talk, let's, Chance, let's talk about that. No, no, no. And the original expression is don't pull out the gun.
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I ordered the rainbow roll.
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That, the amount of deflection is... So you don't go to the house of mouse?
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Not the messenger.
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It's almost like a spell. It's almost like I'm gonna redirect all of this energy into this magical, magical place, because it's the only place that can probably save it or ward it off.
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I want so bad that their Disney trip, like the girlfriend that he was sleeping with was there, and they interacted multiple times in line. They just don't know it. I want the universe to work like that.
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Can I tell you, I knew it. I felt it. I was like, he's cheating at Disneyland. I thought it was gonna be at least at Disneyland. Yeah. It's not even there. So that there's a cursed memory to it. Yeah. I mean, there is a bad memory to it. You just found out that he was cheating at, like, he wasn't cheating at Disneyland, but you found out there. That doesn't make any sense.
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I will say there is a betrayal of trust here where she is allowed to say, I do not want your help. And he is actively saying, you don't get that choice anymore.
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Silently doing the thing that she doesn't want him to do?
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She's saying, she's actually saying, I do not want your help. I do not want your money. Because she wants to make it on her own. She wants another person's money.
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Is there another update?
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This woman is awesome. Yeah.
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She sounds like a really dope... Their marriage sounds really fun, too. The fact that you're like... Like, I want in. Like, are they looking for a third or what's the...
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There's also like this, with my experience, when family offers money, I feel that they now have this power over me. I fully understand that. I now owe them this. I have to do this because they helped me. And I don't, a lot of times, I don't want that. I don't want those strings attached to me.
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That's true. She's actively saying, I don't want. I don't want strings on me.
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And you don't, like I remember. You have to have an empty improv show. You have to have an empty improv.
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You learn from the empty improv show.
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Also, like, family, like, trees now, they're so crazy. They're so disjointed. Have you seen these trees?
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I don't think there is ever a time that telling someone that they're overreacting is a good idea. I don't think there is such thing as overreacting.
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I wonder if he still sees them outside of the dinners.
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And I will not be enabling comments on this post. Like he doesn't want to hear anything. The fact that he tried to beat us to it with the question.
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The one about leaving your friend, that friend group from that office and that friend that knew about it, I can understand a little bit of that, like, but to act like it's a requirement rather than like a, like, help me, help, help me heal. Yes. These things will help rather than like, these are the rules.
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It feels like he is abusing the shame and guilt that she is feeling and manipulating that to then have full control of her. And so his insecurities could be silenced and he has her basically on his train.
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That was a quote from Satan. So he is quoting Satan.
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It's giving Satan. It's giving Satan a little bit.
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I was going to say, where is Satan on the record?
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And I also feel for her because shame, I do believe shame and guilt could blind you in scenarios where you're like, I messed up, I deserve this. And that's not true.
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So she's like going behind his back rather than communicating openly because it sounds like this guy doesn't want to communicate and he just has restrictions.
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Next story. Yeah. Brain rot.
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No, it happens at lunch all the time. I'll hear someone talking about a musical, and I'm like, be present with the conversation you're in, Angela. What y'all talking about?
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Yeah, that made me think of my grandpa. We caught him. When he figured out how to connect his hearing aids to his phone, he would, like at dinner, and he's just on Facebook watching videos. And it's just connected. And he's like, they're not working today or whatever. And we're like, yes, they fucking are. Or he would turn them off on purpose so he could enjoy his meal. And we were like...
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And then my grandmother goes, he's turning off his hearing aids. I see what you're doing, John. You're turning off. He's like, what?
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And your sitcom can turn into a 45-minute hour spinoff.
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Sick, dude.
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Wasn't what I was going for, but loved that.
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No, I got it. I got it. I was going into a drama, into The Good Wife.
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Then it's Jerry Springer.
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Yeah. And then we're at Saturday morning cartoons.
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Are you fighting for the best case scenario of your relationship?
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Your look. Can I ask for the people at home and for me, what is technically brain rot?
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Yes, that she is. By paying off the mortgage, she is investing in the home.
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Just referencing stuff. Mostly. When we were in middle school, when it was just like movie quotes.
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Thank you.
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Yeah. Yeah. Or you're like, you're just referencing content.
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Like you just lost the game.
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So just like cringe shit. It's cringe.
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Oh, that's why I always sing.
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Thank you.
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Sometimes wrong people say we have to be a team no matter what.
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Sometimes people who are manipulative say we need to be a team no matter what.
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Like a mob boss says that. You're right. That's the departed. Literally. And it's like, I don't know if teamwork is always good.
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And don't you want honesty from your partner? Right. Like... That's the team. That's the team. It's sharpening each other. Yeah. Yeah, and being like, hey, bad look, bud. With respect. With respect. And good communication, but, like... I still love you. Nothing's wrong with that look. I have best friends that I love... to death and their two sisters.
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And it's fun though, it's funny though, because sometimes when we get into arguments, they will always have each other's backs. And it's hard for me because I'm like, no matter what,
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You guys are going to gang up on me.
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And they don't intentionally do that. They love me so much. But it's just like having each other's back sometimes doesn't breed like a great environment. No. And they love me and it's fine. But growing up in high school, it was like insane. Because then you'd go against the family. Oh, Jesus. And you're like, oh, no. And I don't think anybody wants to just blindly be followed like that.
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or blindly agree.
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Yeah, I just don't think it's a good look. No, it's not.
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And like how they have the wife that looked the other way or whatever.
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Yeah. Hell yeah.
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That I can understand.
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I will get behind if someone doesn't wanna be called out in public. That's a vulnerable space to be in, especially as a couple. I used to, with my ex-boyfriend, I used to be like, I don't like to fight in front of people. It makes me uncomfortable. And that's a boundary for me. Like if we wanna talk and talk about something going on under the hood, I don't wanna do it in front of people.
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It's just, and that's a boundary. That's a personal boundary. Yeah.
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I also have some friends that are only jokes. And it's not even a relationship, where I'm like, oh, we don't talk deep. We just giggle. We just do bits. And those are great, too. But sometimes, I think for your primary relationship, it's hard if it's just joke city. Some people like that, though.
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That feels like a fun table situation.
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But it sounds like, yeah, I think you are on the money with saying that it isn't about what she's joking. It's not the brain rot. It's the deflection. It's the joking, yeah. Exactly.
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she's just like, I gotta figure this out. So then maybe she goes, I blacked out, what happened?
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Oh gosh, this is a tough spot to be in.
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I think you could, in a very delicate and respectful way, just be like, hey, I clocked all that. like the context was pretty wild, we were drinking. Like, I think I need to like sit on it with a sober mind. Right, yes, exactly. And be like, it's just, we weren't grounded in reality, we were drugged up, like we were on alcohol.
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It's not stupid, it's just- It's not stupid. Change is scary, but this feels like it's gotta happen either. You gotta get shit off, shit or get out to play.
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It also, it kind of makes sense their age to me a little bit because I remember believing that relationships, like things in life change, but relationships don't. Like you're my best friend for life and nothing's going to change that. And then people move away and you're like, nothing's changing. We're still best friends. And I think like growing older, no matter what, relationships change.
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Yes, and if it's his feelings or a job or moving or anything like that, or their parents, it just feels like no matter what this was coming, so you can't like drag your feet.
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I also think like it might just be a lot of fear coming up that's in the way and that's why sometimes people like to drink to just silence that and just let your gut do it whatever, which is a scary situation to be in because sometimes fear, I don't know, it just feels like she's living in the what if, what if.
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I had this situation a little bit in college where it was just like, I don't want to shit where I eat. I don't want to, like, date people around. And, like, sometimes you just get close to people and feelings happen and you can't really be like, well, we got to go back.
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There's no way.
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Don't ask about the half. Don't.
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Yeah. Oh. I'm dying to know. Please be in love. If they're not, I'm going to never believe in love.
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You really delivered those too.
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I'm the guitar.
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We know what it's like. Just about to enter the realness of it all. I know. Yeah. We're just about to hit our stride. Like on the precipice of it.
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Still, I'm just like, so, 22.
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My God. My God. Oh, wait. I'm so sorry. I had a take. I wanted to say. Oh, yeah. I'm starting to think this. I don't know if I'm ready to like really hard launch this thought, but I've been floating in my head that trends are always embarrassing. Fashion trends, trend trends.
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Anytime I see a picture of myself in high school following a trend very well, and I know I looked amazing then, it's embarrassing now. So I'm starting to think if I wanna dress on trend, I get a little scared. When you see brides from the 80s dressing on trend for the 80s, you're like, that sucks. You have that now all the time. My mom was in a huge headpiece. I spit.
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Shane? Whoa! What do you like to do in the spring? Please don't tell me reading inside.
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Whoa! That's so funny, because I was literally just thinking about how Booking.com is the official accommodation partner of MLB.
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No, it's okay, because I'm going to sing this one. Take me out of my small home. Take me out on a trip. Buy me room service and baseball hats. I don't care if I ever get back. Tell my wife it's easy to bulk online with bulking.com. It's a slay. For it's nice to leave my bland house for an out-of-town stay. Shane, whenever I'm traveling in the US, I like to check out Booking.com.
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With their wide variety of stays, Booking.com makes it easy for you to find and book the right stay for you, no matter what, if you're looking for a cozy vacation home, a five-star hotel, or even a cabin in the woods.
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Is it something I could change?
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Do you want me to leave or? Yeah, you could, yeah, sure. Got it, coach.
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You should have communicated or you should be communicating.
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Oh, yeah.
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I just don't understand how the beats work. Declan somehow sneaks past.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
That's perfect. I hold people hostage too long. You're going to feel held hostage by me too. Because now I'm feeling comfy.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yes. That's why I said this reminded me of my family a little bit, because it's like, oh, the person who's having the outburst and who we're expecting to have the outburst. That's not their responsibility. It's the people whose outburst it's going to affect. You know what I mean? It's going to. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Thank god! Post-wedding? Because this was 28 days ago!
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Whoa. We're five minutes in and you said that. We'll check in in an hour.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Not at the wedding. Not a closure talk at the wedding that you're hosting at your house. Why does Dave want that at his wedding? Why is he entertaining this? Actually, though, Leslie deserves this final talk.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
In between the cha-cha slide? It doesn't have to be the first date, but maybe year two. Oh my goodness. This guy's asking a lot of OP. Insane. Now to make this a closure thing is a wild turn. Get coffee in a public place. Yes.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I mean, Reddit, I'm like a year and a half into having Reddit be a part of my life. Yeah. Isn't it scary? My God.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
maintain a set a decent set of like composure why that's why why why what has leslie done for you that's so great like i know this feels less honestly this second update i'm like it's starting to feel less like a thing about leslie and more a thing about power this guy wants to control it and she's like and op's like this is my land this is crazy
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Or you just say like, I think it was weird. He walked into this conversation, like reframing the wedding to be a closure moment for OP and Leslie.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
He's like, actually, this would be good for you as well. Like, that's kind of manipulative a little bit.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Well, I guess OP's got to throw a rager because they got the insurance. They just got to have a party now. What are you going to do? Oh, my gosh. That sucks. And that's, like, a big friendship.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Pretty fair because it wasn't until the last update I was like, okay, now we're getting a little wild. We're getting all the tea.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Oh my God. See, I have to be careful because I'm realizing every Reddit story that deeply affects me is just an ignorant boy.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Oh, my gosh. This isn't a trip to the grocery store or the arcade, my guy. I can't imagine when you're pregnant like just what is going through your mind when you go for a regular checkup with the doctor just because your body is not yours. Like you have a lot going on. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
It's just... Brings a cutting board to the bedroom. There was a story where someone brought... What? Like their wife was sick and he brought the cutting board to the bedroom.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And to just be like, not even a funny bit. So he parks and he pulls back and he goes front.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
She's like second trimester at least, right? I think so.
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That's what's weird. Also, it's red flagging to me when someone loves a joke that they can tell other people don't love because I think jokes are like a giving thing where it's like giving, it's like us, it's something for us to share and laugh together. And if the other person isn't laughing- You just find pleasure in someone being like bamboozled a little bit or like you like it.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
You like to like kind of stop someone in their tracks. And I don't know. I don't really like that kind of humor where it's like, fuck you. The car is not moving anymore.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Sick, dude. Like jokes that alienate someone. I think that's what it is. It's just not fun. And he's like, no. Of all the times to do it, when she's going to see the doctor for her baby. Yeah, a little baby. That she's carrying.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
He's going to miss the gender. What if the doctor was like, boy, no, it's a girl. No, it's a boy. No, it's a girl. He's like, oh, be serious.
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Or she should be like, I'm at the front door. No, I'm at the back door. I'm at the front entrance.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Also, could you imagine being a baby growing up with that footage being out there of like parents being like, we want a girl. And then you see a video being like, oh, sorry, I was a boy.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
That's why I'm like, I have to drop it. Reddit makes me do that.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
It's really sad. Really sad. It's just old-fashioned. It's giving, like, newspaper. You know what I mean? It's just, like, old. We don't do that stuff anymore. No.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah, I think it's just like show respect until you make your partner feel safe again.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And I, and I honestly, if I put myself in his position, I, yeah, I'm like, oh, that sucks. But I also then go back to the fact that before taking this ability away of him coming, she just said, please stop. And he still kept going. And that's just like a respect thing. Yeah. Yeah.
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Or the attention she's getting. And he wants to make it about him.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Like, she's the star of the show when they walk in there, right?
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And right before, he's like, let me... Mm-mm. Oh, my God. Seems like he's got to take like a little stand-up class or something. Just get that energy out somewhere else.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And, like... Cars freak me out. I feel as if, like, people's partners, when someone gets pregnant, they get ultra, like, sensitive. They're like, oh, don't go down the stairs, babe. Yeah. Or don't hold that magazine, babe. Yeah. And this is going the opposite way. Like, let's play with motor vehicles?
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Be careful with those mics, babe. It's your show. Make sure they don't hit the baby.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
She's just busy, you know? She's just buying things for the nursery, I guess.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
That's when you know. That's when you know his mom's on the other line. Goodness gracious.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Why don't you just deliver the baby yourself and just call it a day?
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. And I feel as if, like, this opportunity, what's happening is OP's partner's chance to show that he does have what it takes to be a father and be patient and respectful. So if he wasn't throwing a fit, it'd be like, oh, okay. It's okay. Like... He feels bad. He said sorry.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
So now you can go to the appointments, you know, like but you're like really shit in the bed right now and making it a bigger deal. Yeah. Calling her hormonal. Get over it. Calling a pregnant woman hormonal. Wild.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Like immediately, like five minutes. At least. I honestly, I was thinking about, as you said that, I'm like, I feel like I put myself in time out when I'm like not well.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Could you imagine if like while you were throwing that fit, he was like, you're hormonal. That just like. It would make it worse. Makes it so much worse.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Okay, hold on. I read this somewhere. What is it? I think it's in Amy Poehler's book. She goes, I always cry on a plane. Okay, I cannot watch a movie on the plane. It could be the happiest fucking movie. I'm bawling. I cry all the time on a plane. What is that? And I don't know what it is. And if someone can figure it out, because I've heard of this phenomenon. Because, like... I cry all the time.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
What's like the plane movie that's gotten you the most? I'm trying to think. Like I'll even just journal on a plane and I'm in tears. Journaling your own thoughts. And I'm like, what a trip. My God, my grandma's getting old and it's beautiful to still see her. Oh, fuck. And I'm like going. Planes are emotional. I don't know why. Maybe it's because like you could see the world.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
You could see where you live and it's really small and you're like, wow, we're so much bigger than this. Oh, I think so.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Okay, I would never tell someone they're too hormonal or they're being hormonal, but if I saw you sobbing during Mufasa, I'd say you're being hormonal. It was ridiculous.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I've had like a lot of flights lately. Yeah, what else? I'm trying to think of the last. Oh, I watched a couple episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race and I cried on a plane. Oh, but that is emotional. They always put like three episodes of one season of something.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
A real pain. Okay, I fell asleep in the middle of that.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
No, that's a cool thing, I feel. My old ass. Okay, I watched that on a plane. Aubrey Plaza. And Bill Hader. Nope, not Bill Hader. Maddie Ziegler. No, it was the old guy. Oh, I'm thinking of a different Aubrey Plaza movie. An A24 Aubrey Plaza.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I hope he just says one simple apology before this baby's about to pop.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah, come on. Driving herself home? Come on. Ridiculous.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Ooh, talking about things with gray areas on the internet. Yay.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Instead of getting... Whoa.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
This one's intense. This is pretty intense.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I'm like, I'm trying not to peak, which is so unlike me. Oh my gosh. It's so unlike you. Okay. This is what I love about Reddit and this show and just talking about things because I always have an opinion right off the bat. Okay. And I never am like, first opinion is the right opinion, right? Like I always need to like talk it out. My knee jerk was like, that's not your money.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
But I also need to talk these things out. And that's why, because I know that there are things I'm never always seeing like right off the bat. I just feel her saying, first of all, it was very defensive wording.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. And she was like, listen, I don't know. She kept blaming it on his mistake to not changing it. But that doesn't make it her money, in my opinion.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
No, no. That low key took my breath away. Maybe that's a sweet thing.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I don't know. Like, the only issue I have with it is being, like, no matter what, she didn't earn that money, if that makes sense. Yeah. Like, I understand, like, you know, when people have divorces and then, like, some of whatever that person was making at that time, some of it goes to their spouse.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Like, if, like, my friend was married to a guy whose album, who, like, wrote a very successful album and she was there supporting him during it. Mm-hmm. And like, like that kind of stuff I get where I'm like, you were there or you were a part of, I don't know. This is like. You were so removed. And she doesn't have, I don't know. There's nobody to take care of except the kid.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. Because I also wonder where his will sits in all of this, if he had one. Because if that's talking about, like, oh, my God, I feel so financial talking about this. But I'm like, if there is money being left to... To his kid. Yeah. And that's just like some money he forgot about? I mean, he's got to have other assets, you would think.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I'm like, if I died tomorrow, who would my Venmo balance go to? I don't know. Next of kin. My Venmo? Like I'm thinking like little other pockets of money you don't know you have. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Why do I think wills are like pieces of paper?
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
But that wasn't a mistake. That was just, he just didn't do something.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I keep forgetting about the breakup part of this. I know. Because then that kind of makes me understand when there's like emotion, like strong emotion behind a decision. Sometimes you're like, that might not be like completely grounded in logic and it might be something that she needs. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And that heartbreak sounds also... life-changing and, and like a, a thing that could blind you in other areas, like give you a blind spot because I can't imagine how like hurtful that was, how, how hard that is to get over. So then on accident you run into all of his money. That's kind of insane. I did a commercial and they didn't give me a good lunch and I kept my tank top that they gave me.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And I was like, I deserve it. You do. But it's like little things like that where you're like, I don't know. Does that make sense? Like when sometimes we're like brokenhearted, we think things belong to us that maybe sometimes they don't just because we're hurt.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I don't know. I don't know. I wish we knew if this person who passed, like, was a forgetful person or was, like, a very intentional person. Because your whole theory is juicy.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
So it sounds like people were siding with OP in the comments.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Because ultimately, I mean, we both agree like legally. Yes, this is hers. We're talking about morally. Right. We're like just trying to figure out like, yeah, was this an oversight that she should worry about or.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Just block them all and go off-grid? Just, like, move? Go into hiding? That's not enough money to, like, pick up and go. Actually, it is. I don't fucking know.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And this is... I'm a confrontational girly. Ooh. I think I'd ask to get coffee with her. And if I'm getting good vibes... Okay. I don't know. Because I want, honestly, the comments made me realize, like, you need to know if this baby was his.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Because what if their relationship wasn't doing well? No. And you never know. You never know. But what if, like, he was completely in love with her and this is his baby and he cares about his baby and blah, blah, blah. You never know.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
OK, is this crazy? You take some of the money for you because he made a mistake, I guess. Yeah. Which still feels weird. And then you give some of the money to his parents and then they have to decide. I like that. I like that. Or you give all the money to charity and you buy a nice pair of jeans.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. I don't know, man. This is a tough situation.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I feel as if she should cover the funeral and then walk. I don't know. My opinion is changing every second. I don't know.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Do the poll and be nice. Moving on to this next one. Can you do multiple of these a day or you can't?
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
You're like, I don't know. You're an asshole by the end.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Okay. Also, her friends and family need to know she's not getting a divorce because he wants to touch her boob. She's getting a divorce because she's being deprived of like a partner. Like he won't. The last time he hugged her was on her fucking birthday. Oh. That's the saddest shit I've ever heard.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Like, it's less about the boob. It's more about, like, he's absent.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
If you don't touch me or hug me or hold my hand, I think you're mad at me. And it's like it's I think acknowledging when you have a different love language, especially with touch with somebody. Yeah. And not making that change is not good. Like it's like it's him not knowing how to like meet his partner halfway and show physical anything. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
at all it's just confusing because it's like how do you expect her to enjoy being a stress ball if there's no other form of like intimacy and touch I can't get over the I wonder if he sucked his thumb till later in life what has he been doing the whole time before her I've heard a whole thing like what if he was a baby who sucked his thumb till he was really old or he sucked his mommy's titty till he was really old
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And he has like like like it's giving like like like man boy a little bit.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Or there's just something under the hood that has nothing to do with her, but just his comfort. But your partner's identity is not solely your comfort. That's a dangerous position to be in. And I understand why she's like feeling trapped.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I'll hold my boobs when I'm stressed. Yeah. I love them. It's like two little hot pockets when you're cold. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Wait, I actually am a little split down the middle. Only because it would be chaotic to have the new relationship there with Leslie.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Goodness gracious. I know he's not saying it like that, but that's what it is. It's coming off like that.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Neither can you. I'd, like, watch YouTube videos really loud on my phone. Be like, oh, if this is you finding peace, this is me finding peace.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Oh, yeah. He won't be able to sleep. It's so messy. I'm trying to think of what else you could do to your boob to make him be like, get off. I'd like put like spikes on it or something. I don't know.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Just do something that's like, this doesn't feel good. What a fucking loser.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Go buy a doll, dude. I literally... Go get a doll.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. Because obviously he doesn't want to talk to her. I mean, maybe he does, but there are things that he doesn't want to deal with. No, he doesn't care to talk to her at all. He's trying to fall asleep. You can get a boob anywhere you want.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. The next time he's like, come over here. She just throws him this like little tip ball or something. And she goes, here you go, babe. Bought this for you. Oh, you know what she does? And she goes like this. Here's your own boob to hold so I can go wash your dishes and I can be in two places at once. That's what she should do.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
But Morgan, those breastplates won't also clean the floors and do the sheets. You're right. Like, come on. It's not a good sign. I...
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
But if Leslie is still a mess over the breakup, which it kind of sounds like Leslie is. It would be a little messy. But it's this person's land. Yeah. It's their house. It's this person's grandma's land. Their lake. How bougie. I'm like, to have a private lake in your backyard? Recently, I had a friend text me a day before her wedding that I wasn't invited to.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Because I understand like how she said the boob holding thing wasn't bad in the beginning. And it was like, oh, I'm needed. This is cute.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
But then if your cup is not being filled or whatever, like if you're not being loved on and it's just you giving your body, that's a hard place to be in. Let's get into the comments.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
This comment just wrecked me to my fucking core. Because it's like a power thing to be like, drop everything you're doing and come over here. I want to take a shower after that comment. There could be some juice to that. Yeah, and it's like a, stop it. Come over here.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Okay, yeah. So then I think this is a control thing because that's freaky.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah, no, this turned. This made a turn. Uh-uh. This is bad.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And we're like friends, but not like really close or close.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Because he needs her fucking nipple? This guy's got to go on a walk. This guy's got to go to school. This guy's got to go to therapy. I'm like really freaked out by him.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
She was like, hey, someone dropped out and you were on my list that I couldn't make work because it was like a smaller wedding. Do you want to come? And I was like, I only want to go if I get a plus one. I was like, am I allowed to ask for a plus one that last minute? Yeah. But that makes me think of this because plus one stuff, talk about fairness, that always gets tricky with weddings.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I would. Yeah. If I had like all the money in the world, I would just send him a sex doll every day or something and be like, but then, you know, that would confront him being like, oh, this isn't about the boob in my hand because, oh, you can give me all the boobs I want. And it's actually not about that. This is because you want to control another person.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And that makes you insecure and tiny and dumb.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
That's why I'm bummed that her friends and her mom like didn't really pick up on it because it's so clearly not about the boob.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I love what you just said because... Like there are so many bad dynamics in relationships that can't get broken because sometimes the people around you aren't giving you like the most, I don't know, but like, like this is such a, it's, it is a great tool that Reddit has become is to be like, you can have a group, a group, like a masses of people being like, this is red flag. This is red flag.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
We're all from all different parts of the world. And we're saying this isn't good. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
That's bad. Oh, my God. I love it. She's OK. I hate I hate this for her.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. No, she's fine. I just like, I just hate that her support system isn't helping her right now.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
oh my god the prime of your life like the movie's just beginning it's just beginning and there are hot men in the movie who hold your face not just your boo yeah and he's 30 like not even a big age gap not even like a big poor guy's got a lot coming for him oh man your your rom-com's about to start and his tragedy's about to begin
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
So we go with death first, then the second one. Okay. Okay. And on a, yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Also, I just want to say, I really appreciate that on this show, you say how old it is. Yeah. Shane doesn't do that. So I don't know if it was like in the early 2000s.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Or like, but now I like, I'm living in the same universe as his OP right now.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
You do? I'm ready. I don't know how to drive those, but have confidence enough to just like tell myself I can do it.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
a horse van i'll let you drive that yeah i forgot about that and i'll just practice for the end of the world yeah i won't let a horse go in there on our first trip around no no you should get a big truck that says two hot takes and it and it goes out in front of op's house it's like honk honk they're like move that bus and it's you being like get in here it's not about the boob you're safe here oh my god you show up to the wedding oh my god i need to brand my bus you need to brand your bus
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. Why are you so fucking jealous and stupid of a ghost of a ghost or just grief? Like that's like, that's your partner's grief that you can't control and turn off and turn on and decide when it's been too long. Yeah. Too long? No. It's been 10 years. 10 years isn't even that long. Do you remember that?
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Do you remember there's a scene in Princess Diaries that blew up on TikTok recently where she's, like, she's walking with Lily, the, like, the, like, quirky girl. And she's like, you still sad about your dad dying? Hasn't it been, like, two months already? And someone was like, how did this get past... like the second draft. I missed that. It's a great, like fine. I have to send it to you.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
It's so funny. She's like, it's been like a month. Get over it already. You can't, you can't tell someone's grief what to do. I'm really, I really hate that for them. And I, what sucks about this is that it seems like it was between OP and his new partner. Yeah. But the only person that is the real like person getting affected by this is Chloe. Their daughter, right? Eleanor. Eleanor.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
No, I thought that was the wife. Chloe's the wife. Thank you. Wow. So you're good at this. I just feel bad for the daughter.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And a wedding. Right? And your ex is there. And your new boo's there. That sounds like a lot.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
To throw away a VHS or whatever the hell it was is so drama.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I was going to say, if this has to do with your relationship, then that's between you and an OP. This is not about her. I'm just so confused. Like if like I liked that this post included that like she's never feeling like, oh, I wish you were like this. I wish you were like my ex-wife like this or my late wife. He doesn't do that kind of stuff.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And it's just for his daughter that this stuff comes up.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. I also don't think he overreacted. He was asking after he's calmed down. I was like, did I overreact? No. I think every reaction you had is so specific to you and your daughter. And like no one, no mutual friend can be like, well, I know about this. So I can tell you you're overreacting. It's his it's his grief and his daughter's grief.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Can everyone reach out to him? He's not being sensible.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Here's the box, Wendy. She's not asking to see the footage. She just wants to know where it's located. That's so sus. Why? And premeditated.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Oh, there's no way I'm not putting that stuff in the cloud when she's like eight or nine.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
But, like, that's why you back everything up.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
little loose cannon like still actively trying to get back together like what's Leslie gonna do yeah Leslie might add on to her debt and like buy more clothes buy like a big outfit for this you know what I mean like these are like like we're coming in hot and then we're adding alcohol and a lake to the situation bye I'd say go peaceful like why can't OP just like support their friends and then like invite your boo over to the house yeah no that's messed up I get it it's their house I know I know
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Some rose water, some holy water, some electrolytes, some therapy. Wendy. Wendy. Wendy.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
What a sick way to make this continue to go on if Wendy did that.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. Or, like, archive them and don't delete them.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I want them on the grid. They must stay. This is so dark. But I'm dead. I feel so bad. That was, those tapes, like, okay, I'm trying to understand, like, maybe a world where she, like, Wendy doesn't want, like, their wedding tape or something around.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah, I almost cried when you were reading.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I can't get over a hit in the car because she knew he would go into the trash.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And they're sitting in your fucking car. And he's crying. But you're going to text friends and tell them to text him that he's being overdramatic. But you won't go to your car and just get them? They were in the car. Can't you understand that you're in the wrong? Just...
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Sir. Like something like this is so bold that if he moves on, something else is going to come up and he's going to feel like a fool if he ignores.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I was going to say, how vintage. Okay. What do you want heads to be? Let's do heads the relationship. Heads the relationship? Okay. Okay. Flip.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Why they're not engaged. I'm just going to listen.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Because at some point you start picturing like the same person for all of these. I know. And they all own a gazebo. You know, and I'm like, no, no, no. This is a new person. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
That actually makes sense though. Be like, I'll host your wedding. I'll save you a lot of money. I don't want my ex here.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah, I guess. I mean, it's giving like a girl who's like putting her cigarette out in like a big fire. Maybe that's dark. But like, yeah, maybe no. But I mean, it's just... No, I can see it.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And she just was like, I mean, she's going through it too. She... Her fiancé. I mean, this and the other one made me think, like, when you've been wronged by a partner, are you allowed to, like, do two wrongs equal a right, right? Like, it's like, she's so pissed, and I get it. Yeah. Because she's like, that's so fucked up. So then she wants to do something fucked up back. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
But, I mean, she didn't have to, but I also don't blame her for doing that. I mean, she just told the truth.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
So they really swear it was just to transfer the sperm and that's it?
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Ew. In and out. That's disgusting. That's it. Not that, but just like them being like, we didn't do anything. It's just this and that. It's like how Mormons soak or whatever. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
That I just I can't like it just like I know it's just like it's like a weird like stealing of bodily function. It's like it's like a weird like like I hope like I hope they were. I don't know the movie version. I'm like, oh, my God, they're in love with each other or whatever. But but she's like being like, no, it was just.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
He's like, I did nothing wrong. I just helped. He's like, isn't this what you wanted, bro? Yeah, exactly.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
What are you going to do now? Are they texting secret things? No matter what, a lie is a lie, right? Yeah. You're lying from your partner. You're hiding something from your partner and that's not good. And at the end of the day, she can be honest and tell who, if her, if their parents and grandparents or whoever want to know why they broke up, they were engaged, right? Yeah. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I think she's allowed to tell them the truth. Why does she have to protect them?
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
So OP, you know, the wheels were turning on that one. Yeah. And that takes, oof, that's hard. That's really hard. I don't envy them. That's a hard situation to be like, I'll do you this massive favor, but some of your family isn't in
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
ask him to actually fuck you it's also weird to put someone in the position to lie for somebody else right like oh yeah like were they ever gonna tell him yeah and so she's like did were they still having sex after she got pregnant Honestly, that's where it all lies. That's where it lies. Was it once?
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
So you were just jerking it and then you really stuck it in right as... And then you're like, okay, we can all go back to our own partners now. Mission complete. Ew.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Mm hmm. Oh, my God. I mean, I can understand a world in which the girl leaving can be like, and all the families are like, why did you guys break up? And she's like, you have to talk to them.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
invited to the wedding yeah your cousin Kim your cousin can't come because then that puts honestly the couple in the hot seat who should be in the hot seat for this you're you know what I mean like you're asking your friends to do and your cousin to be in a weird situation so
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yep. It's like you can't get mad when you're a bad person. In public. And you're getting mad that somebody else told you, told somebody else that you're a bad person. No. Like, don't tell anybody, please. No. You messed up. Don't be bad. You messed up in every timeline, so now everybody knows. You can't hide it.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
What a blast. If you ever need anyone to drive a bus, go pick somebody up.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
See, I need to get contacts. And I've been dragging my feet. And it's making my eyesight worse. This is for another time.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And my car glasses. I'm always losing them. Anyway.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Okay. My mom was so drama growing up. So I think that's why I'm scared of them.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
What are you working on? What's going on? Working on getting a bus license. You can just find me on Instagram. For some reason, someone has my handle. Well, someone has my handle without my middle name, so I added my middle name, but now it looks like I'm trying to be so cool. So my handle is Angela Giovanna Geritana. That's my full name. It's very intense. Giovanna? Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
It was supposed to be Angela Giovanna Geritana. My mom goes, that's a little too Italian if it has an A in the middle. So it's Angela Giovanna Geritana. As if that's less Italian.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
It's a lot. And I'm like. It's not a lot. If only this woman. She's like a 70 year old in Sicily. Would just give me at Angela Geritana. Everything would be easier.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I watched that video of, I just watched Amanda and Tommy together with you was during Christmas is my favorite time. I love it.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. I went on his show for his first season. Okay. Now it's in the second season.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
I know. Look at him go. He's a fucking machine.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
If anything, I'm going to plug my podcast, which is Artists on Artists on Artists, but also Serving Cut, which is Tommy Bowes.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
This commenter sounds like she's from my family. A little Jedi mind trick manipulation. This sounds a little Italian being like, oops, why don't we just detente? No one do, no one, it's not a word like, like, like surrender, like put it, it might be the wrong definition of the word.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah, truly. Never have a comfy chair over there.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
But like being like, okay, hands up. No one, no one, no one does this.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And we all just show up and no one brings a boo. That's a good way to do it.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
You're like, I'm here at the gazebo right now. It's a mess. Live from the gazebo.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah, you know, that's just gets you on your toes.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Yeah. And then if someone spills like a big bottle of chilled red on your nice rug, insurance will cover it. That can't be real.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
And I feel, I already bought one of those small little vacuum cleaners because I want it like in the crevices because I'm so paranoid. Yeah.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
See, my ex-boyfriend had the Co. I'll take you to the Co.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
So that might be a failure like in the like bill of rights of this or whatever is like don't offer it unless you mean it you can't rescind because i think if the couple thought of this in before it happened yeah they could have probably avoided this and just not given leslie or op a plus one it's an intimate wedding 75 people like that's on the smart like smaller yeah it's smaller so i'm like
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
They should have just said no plus ones. If I was asking my friend whose land it was and my cousin's was their ex, I think I would have saw this coming. I'm sorry. And I wouldn't have been like, I'm not giving you the power.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Those make me look a lot funnier than I actually am.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Leslie should do a little like my best friend's wedding moment and get like a friend to like be their fake partner. I love that movie. They get a movie. Iconic. Julia Roberts shows up. Cameron Diaz. The security for the event. They're really hot too.
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207: That's Unfair?! Ft. Angela Giarratana
Oops, I fell into the lake. Help me. Help, help.