Angela Kinsey

I don't know how I can sugarcoat this, so I won't.

At this point, we don't have a show.

I repeat, we do not have a show!

Pick that up.

I see some of you are getting emotional.

Do you know what would happen if we cried at Juilliard?

Do I have to remind you that Defiance High School is mounting an amazing production of Bye Bye Birdie that's gonna blow your asses off?

Well, we also talked about how much water Tom Brady drinks.

And we wondered where and how football players go to pee.

Well, thanks to Amanda S. from Salisbury, North Carolina, we might have an answer.

Amanda says football players definitely pee on the sidelines into cups.

If you've ever sat behind the bench, you see it happen.

Come on.

Usually they use their big coats draped over them and they turn toward the field, or they use each other to maintain privacy.

I've sat behind the bench at NFL games many a time, and while I know what's going on, I've never seen penises just flying around.

Laughing face emoji.

I literally can't believe I didn't catch that.

I mean, I know that song.

It is on multiple playlists of mine.

I feel like they just had fun in the writer's room.