Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

Where are you, fucking Hakeem and Chuckles?

Take a lesson from Big Fat.

Big Fat the Corgi knows what to do, stands on business.

I love that one.

All right.

What else, Kylie?

Okay, we have another story.

The headline is, a professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County.

And Bridget on Twitter says, am I having a stroke?

And I actually have the video of the news report.

And honestly, it just gets more confusing as you learn more facts.

So we're going to play it here.

OK, so and he went on to shoot a passenger in his car.

I did not ever learn how he drove the car and held the gun.

I think for the leg, there's probably like an extension type thing, right?

And then we just saw a video of him shooting the gun and clearly he's a good aim because he's a cornhole champion, despite being a...

quadriplegic.

And so it's a really fascinating story coming out of the United States where, again, we go back to the gun problem that even people with no arms and no legs can kill people with guns.

Yeah, that's how fucked up America is, that even a fucking quadriplegic can commit murder.

That's how good Americans are with guns, which was interesting about the Olympics, because I guess there was like a shooting thing and like we lost.