Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

I just think it's over the fucking top.

You would think I would be more sympathetic given that I was truly like the perfect open up the dictionary, perfect example of your parents make all your choices.

You are following their script definition.

You would think I'd be more sympathetic with these guys, but I'm just really not.

I'm like, I love this so much.

I'm so proud of that person.

It reminds me of a story if we might digress for just one moment.

So in college, one of my girlfriends was dating a guy and he cheated on her, but she had his beer cooler in her car.

So what we did is we went and scooped up dog shit all over the place, put it in the cooler and

took it back to him and with a note that said you cheated on me i'm shitting on you and it was fucking gross as fuck because it was like two or three days before he opened the beer cooler i just found out two years ago this whole time he and his friends thought we had shit in the beer cooler because

I'm like, remember when you shit in that beer cooler?

I was like, oh yeah, we got the dog shit.

He's like, no, you guys shit in the beer cooler.

I was like, we didn't shit in it.

We've got dog shit.

But yeah, so I'm really proud of that moment.

Obviously that was my idea back in college and I want to take full credit.

That was good, Pops.

Oh my gosh, the dedication.

I admire this kind of dedication.