Angus

I was wearing the goggles.

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I said let it fester for a second. I had an entire bag of Sour Patch Kids last night and they are not sitting right with me. Does that make you fart?

I said let it fester for a second. I had an entire bag of Sour Patch Kids last night and they are not sitting right with me. Does that make you fart?

I said let it fester for a second. I had an entire bag of Sour Patch Kids last night and they are not sitting right with me. Does that make you fart?

It's like putting mayonnaise on a donkey. Doesn't help. Never helps.

It's like putting mayonnaise on a donkey. Doesn't help. Never helps.

It's like putting mayonnaise on a donkey. Doesn't help. Never helps.

I was... I got home last night and was very, very hungry and was like, you know what? I'll get some like Applegate nuggets. I got to stop eating out. So I Postmates them from like the grocery store because it was like already nine o'clock.

I was... I got home last night and was very, very hungry and was like, you know what? I'll get some like Applegate nuggets. I got to stop eating out. So I Postmates them from like the grocery store because it was like already nine o'clock.

I was... I got home last night and was very, very hungry and was like, you know what? I'll get some like Applegate nuggets. I got to stop eating out. So I Postmates them from like the grocery store because it was like already nine o'clock.

and the guy comes and he like dropped the bag and then like jogged away like i didn't have like he rung the door while i was there in two seconds he was already gone and uh i looked in the bag and it's cauliflower nuggets and i was like yo hey and he was like what's up dude and i was like this isn't what i ordered and then the elevator door just closed and he left and

and the guy comes and he like dropped the bag and then like jogged away like i didn't have like he rung the door while i was there in two seconds he was already gone and uh i looked in the bag and it's cauliflower nuggets and i was like yo hey and he was like what's up dude and i was like this isn't what i ordered and then the elevator door just closed and he left and

and the guy comes and he like dropped the bag and then like jogged away like i didn't have like he rung the door while i was there in two seconds he was already gone and uh i looked in the bag and it's cauliflower nuggets and i was like yo hey and he was like what's up dude and i was like this isn't what i ordered and then the elevator door just closed and he left and

And so I called him and I was like, you brought me cauliflower. I asked for chicken nuggets. And he was like, I don't know, man. They said that was like a fair replacement because they didn't have the ones you wanted. I was like, what? Why would that be? Why would that be a fair replacement? This is a different. They're fundamentally different. Did you eat them? No. Oh.

And so I called him and I was like, you brought me cauliflower. I asked for chicken nuggets. And he was like, I don't know, man. They said that was like a fair replacement because they didn't have the ones you wanted. I was like, what? Why would that be? Why would that be a fair replacement? This is a different. They're fundamentally different. Did you eat them? No. Oh.

And so I called him and I was like, you brought me cauliflower. I asked for chicken nuggets. And he was like, I don't know, man. They said that was like a fair replacement because they didn't have the ones you wanted. I was like, what? Why would that be? Why would that be a fair replacement? This is a different. They're fundamentally different. Did you eat them? No. Oh.

I feel like they could have been good.