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Ann Jones

πŸ‘€ Speaker
396 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

So here we are.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

This chapter book from the school library has just got very interesting and very well-thumbed at the bit where the characters are starting to have sex.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

It only took 3.9 billion years for the Earth to come of age.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

which is just 600 million years ago.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

But these very first animals, the rangiomorphs, only seem to last for a little while, evolutionary speaking, because something is coming.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

No pun intended.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

But it was an explosion.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Sounds important.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

It's like spring blossom season on the tree of life.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Little twigs are appearing all over the shop, flowering with eyes and gills.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

There's trilobites, shrimpy things, eely things, skeletons, proboscises, and even newfangled things like predators.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

It's what I can only call evolution's ejaculation.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Marisa Betts is a geologist and paleontologist.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

So perhaps along with all these innovations, we get the latest in lovemaking technology brought to you by the Cambrian explosion.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

OK, new organisms, but same old, same old reproductive strategy.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Wow.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

And I do sound impressed because this is a key moment in the history of reproduction.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Let me explain.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

The internal eggs could mark a potential split between strategies to have babies.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

On one hand, you have lots of babies, but you don't worry about them at all.