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Ann Jones

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396 total appearances

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What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

It's a numbers game.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Maybe some of them will make it.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Biologists call this an R strategy.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

On the other hand, there are K strategists.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Fewer babies, but they look after them more carefully.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

They do a lot more parental care before and or after hatching.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

But that means that each kid is increasingly important, right?

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Each individual kid takes more of your resources.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

So you have to be way more careful about whose gametes you're mixing your own with.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

You do not want to be bringing up a nupties son.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

This drive is what will give rise to most of the things that you hold dear in this world.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Dancing to a cumbia, birdsong, being absolutely ripped, diamond rings, colourful beetles, eating a spaghetti strand from each end and coming together.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

All of this has to do with gamete selection.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

So back to the fossils.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

We've got eggs being brooded internally, right?

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Which leads me to ask, well, how did they get fertilised?

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

Does it mean that we, what the dark time explorers, are on the cusp of finding the very first penis?

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

David Siviter is a rock hard sort of guy, an emeritus professor of paleontology at the University of Leicester.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

That is old, a good 200 million years before T-Rex, in the Ordovacian period, where the weather was warm, the world was moist, most of the land was in the southern hemisphere in Gondwana, and the sea level was much, much higher than it was today.

What The Duck?!
Sex is Weird 1: The world's first d*ck pic

In fact, at the equator, the sea might have reached 40 degrees Celsius.