Annie Letterman
Appearances
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
But no water's gone in. It's weird, right? Yeah. I'm starting to think about if I'm stranded on an island, I'm good. If there's no water, if I'm somewhere, I feel like I'm going to be able to rehydrate. I feel like, honestly, I could have saved the Palisades. I honestly am starting to feel bad. They said there's no water. I go, I actually have water, guys. I actually have some.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Oh, no. How do you feel? I still think there's something in there.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Yeah, that's way more yellow than I thought it was going to be. In my head, it's just clear. It's like... Yeah, it's not... I just can't just be pee.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
I'm very excited. We're bound. Okay. We could be, instead of blood sisters, we'll be squirt sisters. It will be Squirt Sisters. I think we will be Squirt Sisters.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
This is like the Maxi Pad commercials where they use the blue. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Look at this. Yeah. Little Smurf hand in there. I mean, this is wild. I mean, it's science. You got to do it.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
I feel like it has to be like a, like a, it's just not, it doesn't, It doesn't feel like pee to me. Yeah.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
She's the reason we know that. The red ball. The red ball.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
I'm so excited. I have brothers and I've always, I always was like the girl that was like, can I join the frat? Like, I was like, why can't I do the boy things? And look at me now, baby. Look at me now and my prostate.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Yes, and so— I would rather it be you go, you see the anatomy books, and they're actually waterlogged from women squirting so much on them. I would rather them be sealed shut like my mom's Fifty Shades of Grey that was near her bathtub. Yeah.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Listen, when I die, I am donating my body to this study. I'm donating my vag. Take it. I love Helen. I like how she describes things. She's like, this beautiful tissue. It's lush. Everything she says is so poetic.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
This is disgusting. I'm horrified. No, I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Pee on one level is diluted blood. Listen, they are ejaculating all over our bodies. Why would we not be allowed to pee on them? I mean, I've had my eyes sealed shut. Why would I not be allowed to pee all over you? That as well. Now I'm going to be more angled at it. Like when I'm mad at him, I'm going to be like, all right.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
We must, right? Do not wait for my body to be donated. Please. Please. Get onto this now.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
I mean, ideally, we would be debunking it and saying it's not pee, but I'm not going to, I would never send a letter to France saying, Yelling at a scientist. I will accept. I accept science. No, but I do. I'm telling you, the little bit of protein, that little ejaculate is enough for me. It's enough. It's enough. It's enough. That is not bullpen.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Oh, let's give them 70. I'm going to give them over 50%.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Right. But we've got it. We can't start focusing on the boys. We've got to finish with the girls first. We've got to finish with the girls. We've got to finish finding out about the women. We can't just jump ship. All of a sudden, there's going to be all these grants and money given to find out if guys squirt. We're going to be like, what?
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
We are trying to figure out the protein, the constellation.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Oh, I have some advice. Yeah. um you gotta get a clit sucker you gotta get a clit sucker vibrator and then i think it's wait what is i'm not what is a clit sucker vibrator a clit sucker is like a it's a vibrator and it's a suction that you put right over your clit and then while they're they're penetrating you you have like the double but it's really it's very strong it's very amazing
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
I haven't, but I will soon. Now I'm going to listen, yeah. No, but it's definitely like a relaxing, because I do think I have that too, where it's like you just, you want to like hold in things. I don't know if all women feel that, but for me, what she said made sense, where it's like, yeah, you don't want to queef, you don't want to do this, you don't want to do that.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
So you're always like trying to not... Exist, I guess. Yeah. But to me, it's like, I have to be emotionally open and I have to be, because I can hold back and not do it.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
I just want to say, guys, I really never thought I would. I never thought I would and I did. So even though it might not be for you, maybe it is.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Look, I'm a loud, proud squirter. But I think the thing that is interesting is the torn out pages of that book is what I'm thinking about the most, where it's just this, I think when we've just, there's just been a history of sort of just sweeping women's pleasure under the rug or not just, you know, redirecting away from it and stuff.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
And I think that's why I think I would just say, like, do it for yourself. And, you know, it's fun. It's like a fun thing and makes you feel like... Powerful? Yeah, I feel powerful. Sure. Yeah. And yeah, I'm okay with it being a little pee. I know that was very blue. It was very blue. I want to thank them for not using red because that would have been scary. It would have been very scary.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Thank God it's not period. Can you imagine? I already have too much trouble leaving a trail of that all around town.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
And we just found out it was period, I would be so mad. Oh, God. But that's what's exciting. I'm just excited. I think the lesson I learned from learning how to score was just like, it is just a comfort and a release and just letting myself go, which is not always so easy. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much, Annie. Well, I have to pee so bad, which is so funny.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
The whole time I'm like, is this psychosomatic or do I really have to pee? I stand up, I'm just soaking wet. And it'd be fine. And it's all fine. I just, I think I'm ready to surrender. I'm ready to surrender my argument. All right. It's okay. I'm not mad. I'm okay with it. And I will go forth. I will tell squirt jokes with integrity, scientific integrity from now on. Thank you so much, Addy.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
We will now let you go. Thank you so much for having me. This was so knowledgeable and cute and fun. Thank you.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
That's what I want it to be. I feel like the people that say it's pee are always men too. I don't want them to be right. I feel like they're downplaying our squirt.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
I feel the same way because it's not... Pee is, it's yellow. It smells like pee. Like, you know, it's a distinct thing. It just seems like a completely different, it's a different consistency than pee.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Well, I squirted for the first time a couple of years ago. And I was, I thought, you know, I was 39. I just never thought it would happen for me. I feel like it's kind of a, it's an inspirational tale. And I was just really surprised because I've had people in my past try. And then my fiance, I just didn't even, I wasn't trying. And then the levees broke. Wow.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Did you know this? I didn't, but I also love that she said abundant.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Well, just like, you know, like my pussy's like manifesting or something. It's abundance. Yes.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Beautiful. That's gorgeous. The red ball, too. I like that red ball. Right? It's very Pokemon. Isn't there a squirtle? There's a squirtle on Pokemon.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
But then now when I bring it up, people go, it's pee. And then I go, I really don't want it to be pee. I fear it's pee. I don't want it to be pee.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Wow. I love that. That would have changed a lot of my sex life if guys were trying.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Right. And pleasure with it. And then all of a sudden that's not necessary. But it is necessary for the guy to have the pleasure and for them to shoot.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
You mean like our bodies own our natural astroglide that we make ourselves?
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
Our vaginas are Jesus. But are they not? That's incredible. I was thinking maybe there's sweat involved in this too. Yeah. It's just going to find out that it's like sweat, diarrhea, and pee. I'm going to be like, oh no.
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Squirting: What's Really Happening?!
I feel that. I feel that. I feel that it's a different hole. It doesn't feel like it comes out of the same place.