Annie Teicher

No.

I said, thank you.

Yeah, I'm pretty happy.

Yes, yes.

It's very sad and I do it, yeah, just me and the wax and... No, what do you, how do you, what do you really do?

Okay, so, yeah, I, you know, I work and I just do comedy and doing this as much as I can.

Yeah, it depends on who I'm going out with.

You're just like, yeah.

I went on the open mic last week and I got called back and I just did it before this.

20 minutes.

I'm not sure about having kids.

My best friend just had a baby, a little girl, and she told me she feels like her reason to live is to be a mom.

But if your reason to live is to be a mom, and your daughter's reason to live is to be a mom, and her daughter's reason to live is to be a mom, that's called a pyramid scheme.

And I'm not picking up on any drumbeat out there to make any more of me.

I can't come close to doing my own taxes.

TurboTax asks me the same questions every year, and I still have to call my dad.

Like, hey, dad, do I pay railroad union dues?

No?

Okay.

Am I American Samoan?