Announcer/Host voice (show stage announcer)
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This country has too many angry old white people.
Says, hold on, Fox News.
Fox News says, why are old white people so angry?
Fox News, mad that there are so many old white people in America.
We must wage jihad against prediabetes and apparently rhythm.
You don't want to do this shit on the cheap.
He showed us a picture of the park, a big X. He said, what if we had them come and then just red wedding the shit out of them?
And we told him, Mr. President, we're not there.
It's from the Corning line!
The most spectacular line in all engravings!
It has a hole in the middle for your...
You can place the corning line around your .
It'll look like a bishop wearing an Elizabethan collar.
Chuck, no, just so I'm clear,
That's his official portrait.
That's the one he picked.
Bring me my corning line that I may place my beshriveled f***.
I've been in the business a long time.
I'm not the president, but I've shaken a lot of hands.