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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

"No Kings" Protests Defy GOP Expectations & Jon Gives Trump a Royal Inspection | Sen. Bernie Sanders

21 Oct 2025

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1.06 - 18.529 Podcast intro/outro announcer (Comedy Central)

You're listening to Comedy Central. From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. This is The Daily Show with your host, Jon Stewart.

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47.45 - 58.168 Announcer/Host voice (show stage announcer)

Welcome to The Daily Show, ladies and gentlemen. We've got a great show for you tonight. I don't even want to tell you this. Senator Bernard Sanders, Independent Vermont...

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75.209 - 97.438 Jon Stewart

I swear to God, I've never seen this before. You announce a guest and a mosh pit forms. You started going on there. You're hearing that, man. If you're watching tonight's program with a billionaire, you might want to get him some headphones because it's about to get all populist up in this bitch. That's for sure. But first, it's exciting news. Believe me, I'm excited as well.

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97.839 - 137.127 Jon Stewart

We're going to start, though, with the major news from this weekend. New York's annual Halloween dog parade results. That is not the picture we used in rehearsal. It's a great reminder each year that dogs, like humans, are capable of experiencing humiliation. Perhaps you missed this year's annual dog parade because you remained inside all weekend because you knew

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137.41 - 145.08 Jon Stewart

if the No Kings protests would be taking place and you heard what that might be like.

145.1 - 153.652 Podcast intro/outro announcer (Comedy Central)

We call it the hate America rally. I bet you see pro Hamas supporters. I bet you see Antifa types. I bet you see the Marxist in full display.

153.712 - 162.845 Bit actor playing 'Congressman' (bit)

This crazy No Kings rally this weekend, which is going to be the farthest left, the hardest core, the most unhinged in the Democratic Party.

165.188 - 195.115 Announcer/Host voice (show stage announcer)

What the? Not the hardest core. I expected partial Marxism and hardcore, but not full display, hardest core ha-Marxism. It's going to be like Mad Max out there with Chuck Schumer on flaming guitar.

195.135 - 210.018 Jon Stewart

That's a real photograph. And so this weekend, we sat in our bunkers, doors locked, windows boarded, muskets and cyanide pills at the ready, prepared for whatever the hardest core had in store.

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