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It's all thanks to Steven Spielberg's film, Lincoln.

It's all thanks to Steven Spielberg's film, Lincoln.

Their former Secretary of State, Dick Mulpus, failed to send a copy of the resolution to the Federal Registrar. Classic Dick Mulpus.

Their former Secretary of State, Dick Mulpus, failed to send a copy of the resolution to the Federal Registrar. Classic Dick Mulpus.

The current Mississippi Secretary of State, Delbert Hoosman.

The current Mississippi Secretary of State, Delbert Hoosman.

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