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Okay, here we go. You're going to like the way you look. Hey, Christina. Hey, Tom. I just had my first Pajitzki effect since I first learned of the phenomena and the proper term for it. This Saturday morning, I was sitting with my boyfriend drinking coffee, and I suddenly had an inspired thought to come up with my own phonetic alphabet system based on poop and dick-related words. Mm-hmm.

A as in asshole, B as in b-hole, C as in dick. You get the point. We came to the letter J, and I said, jerk off. And my boyfriend said, ejaculation. And I said, oh, how about we use that for E instead of excrement? Then I thought, wait a minute. Jerk off and jack off are synonymous. Jack off must come from the word ejaculation. I was elated. I never made that connection before. Wow.

A as in asshole, B as in b-hole, C as in dick. You get the point. We came to the letter J, and I said, jerk off. And my boyfriend said, ejaculation. And I said, oh, how about we use that for E instead of excrement? Then I thought, wait a minute. Jerk off and jack off are synonymous. Jack off must come from the word ejaculation. I was elated. I never made that connection before. Wow.

A as in asshole, B as in b-hole, C as in dick. You get the point. We came to the letter J, and I said, jerk off. And my boyfriend said, ejaculation. And I said, oh, how about we use that for E instead of excrement? Then I thought, wait a minute. Jerk off and jack off are synonymous. Jack off must come from the word ejaculation. I was elated. I never made that connection before. Wow.

This is what Christina was talking about. What an amazing feeling. I have to tell someone. Then I immediately wrote this to you guys. Okay, that's all. I love you guys are the best. Carolyn.

This is what Christina was talking about. What an amazing feeling. I have to tell someone. Then I immediately wrote this to you guys. Okay, that's all. I love you guys are the best. Carolyn.

This is what Christina was talking about. What an amazing feeling. I have to tell someone. Then I immediately wrote this to you guys. Okay, that's all. I love you guys are the best. Carolyn.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

I never thought of that, actually. I never thought of it. I just thought, you know, jacking off has just been such a part of my life that I've never thought about the origins of it.

I never thought of that, actually. I never thought of it. I just thought, you know, jacking off has just been such a part of my life that I've never thought about the origins of it.

I never thought of that, actually. I never thought of it. I just thought, you know, jacking off has just been such a part of my life that I've never thought about the origins of it.

Now I know. Thanks, Carolyn. I think you gave us all a Pazitsky effect.

Now I know. Thanks, Carolyn. I think you gave us all a Pazitsky effect.

Now I know. Thanks, Carolyn. I think you gave us all a Pazitsky effect.

Jerk off, jack off. Jack off. E-jack, E-jack.

Jerk off, jack off. Jack off. E-jack, E-jack.

Jerk off, jack off. Jack off. E-jack, E-jack.

Big, big kind of world news we should kind of touch on for a little CNN update for the folks. Well, it's actually three major criminal trials taking place. The Menendez brothers are going to be resentenced. Diddy and Tony Johns are going on trial this week. Three of the biggest celebrities, big kind of criminal cases. I know. So first, I guess, Menendez Bros.