Announcer

We are here. Kid Rock in the fucking house. An amazing time is about to be had in beautiful Nashville, Tennessee. Kid Rock, Mark Norman, you guys know how it works. Over 200 human beings signed up for the chance to be selected out of this bucket. They get 60 seconds on the stage. You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten.

We are here. Kid Rock in the fucking house. An amazing time is about to be had in beautiful Nashville, Tennessee. Kid Rock, Mark Norman, you guys know how it works. Over 200 human beings signed up for the chance to be selected out of this bucket. They get 60 seconds on the stage. You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten.

That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood Bear. which brutally interrupts them. I conduct an interview. We have some fun. We meet them all at once. The whole thing's improvised. Anything can happen. Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show? I have selected the first bucket pool of the night.

That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood Bear. which brutally interrupts them. I conduct an interview. We have some fun. We meet them all at once. The whole thing's improvised. Anything can happen. Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show? I have selected the first bucket pool of the night.

That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood Bear. which brutally interrupts them. I conduct an interview. We have some fun. We meet them all at once. The whole thing's improvised. Anything can happen. Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show? I have selected the first bucket pool of the night.

While we go wrangle them, I have one of our great golden ticket winners ready to get us started with a brand new minute. And by great golden ticket winner, I mean perhaps the greatest golden ticket winner in the history of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, on an absolute hot streak, to get us started tonight, this is the unstoppable force known as Martin Phillips.

While we go wrangle them, I have one of our great golden ticket winners ready to get us started with a brand new minute. And by great golden ticket winner, I mean perhaps the greatest golden ticket winner in the history of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, on an absolute hot streak, to get us started tonight, this is the unstoppable force known as Martin Phillips.

While we go wrangle them, I have one of our great golden ticket winners ready to get us started with a brand new minute. And by great golden ticket winner, I mean perhaps the greatest golden ticket winner in the history of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, on an absolute hot streak, to get us started tonight, this is the unstoppable force known as Martin Phillips.

Martin Phillips getting us started here tonight. I love it, Martin. You are, this is a very special look.

Martin Phillips getting us started here tonight. I love it, Martin. You are, this is a very special look.

Martin Phillips getting us started here tonight. I love it, Martin. You are, this is a very special look.

Hell yeah. I fucking love it. You look like if Brokeback Mountain had an actual broken back.

Hell yeah. I fucking love it. You look like if Brokeback Mountain had an actual broken back.

Hell yeah. I fucking love it. You look like if Brokeback Mountain had an actual broken back.

You know how to tap dance? It's just walking, you know? Oh, okay. Well, why don't you put the mic on the floor? Let's see if we can pick it up. Hell, yeah. Oh, shit, this is a first in Kill Tony history. Who better to be our first tap dancer than the... Styling support.

You know how to tap dance? It's just walking, you know? Oh, okay. Well, why don't you put the mic on the floor? Let's see if we can pick it up. Hell, yeah. Oh, shit, this is a first in Kill Tony history. Who better to be our first tap dancer than the... Styling support.

You know how to tap dance? It's just walking, you know? Oh, okay. Well, why don't you put the mic on the floor? Let's see if we can pick it up. Hell, yeah. Oh, shit, this is a first in Kill Tony history. Who better to be our first tap dancer than the... Styling support.

Oh, I love it. Martin, you're enjoying Nashville? Yeah, it's cool. I just got here this afternoon, but... Jesus, you got thrown right into the vortex, huh?

Oh, I love it. Martin, you're enjoying Nashville? Yeah, it's cool. I just got here this afternoon, but... Jesus, you got thrown right into the vortex, huh?

Oh, I love it. Martin, you're enjoying Nashville? Yeah, it's cool. I just got here this afternoon, but... Jesus, you got thrown right into the vortex, huh?