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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

In the Field with Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Wed, 23 Apr 2025

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The truth is out there, and so is Grace Kuhlenschmidt, so follow along as the Daily Show correspondent hits the field.  Grace learns how to live off the grid in the middle of Manhattan from a man who's been doing just that. She tackles aging in the government by meeting with the youngest member of congress. Prior to the election she met with professional election prognosticators to see who would win, then returns to demand answers when they prove unreliable. Finally she heads to the streets to see if young people are willing to delete their social media apps now that they're all controlled by evil billionaires. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chapter 1: Who is Josh Spodek and how does he live off the grid in Manhattan?

25.259 - 41.65 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

When you hear off the grid, you probably think of living in a cute cottage in the woods like Ted Kaczynski. But you don't have to venture way the into the wilderness to live like Ted. Meet Josh Spodek, astrophysicist, NYU professor, and real life Captain Planet.

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41.99 - 47.273 Josh Johnson

I used to empty my garbage weekly. Now I empty my garbage once in 2019, once in 2018, once in 2017.

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50.095 - 69.426 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Okay, twin, I also only take out my trash once a year. But recently, Josh went even further, taking his Manhattan apartment off the electrical grid completely. So what is your problem with electricity? Did it kill your family? Or did it because I'm now realizing that's kind of something that could happen?

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69.906 - 76.73 Josh Johnson

I do use electricity. I have my solar panels that I take up to the roof and charge the battery in, but that's it. I try to minimize my footprint as much as I can.

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77.262 - 87.866 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Now, what exactly is electricity? And I know the basics. It's the stuff that's in the air.

88.307 - 90.387 Josh Johnson

Electricity actually is very complicated.

90.427 - 93.709 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

When people think it's simple, I'm like, are you dumb?

95.299 - 98.803 Josh Johnson

In one sense, it's simple in that it just works because that's how it works with gravity.

99.104 - 99.544 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Gravity.

Chapter 2: What does it mean to live with zero electricity and zero waste for a day?

237.861 - 239.843 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Right. That's usually what I'm saying to myself.

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240.242 - 243.746 Josh Johnson

And you think, do I have to think about every other person on the planet every time I do anything?

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243.766 - 246.83 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

That's exactly how I think. It's like you're reading my brain.

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247.11 - 250.354 Josh Johnson

But systemic change begins with personal change. I gotta quote Abraham Lincoln here.

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250.694 - 251.015 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Okay.

251.355 - 254.679 Josh Johnson

Nothing damages you more than to do something that you believe is wrong.

255.821 - 262.437 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

And I'll quote Abraham Lincoln. God bless America. He said that a lot.

262.597 - 263.138 Josh Johnson

Probably, yeah.

Chapter 3: What cognitive challenges are associated with aging politicians?

263.338 - 287.34 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Wow. Josh had inspired me. And I was ready to make a difference, too. Going a full 24 hours living life Spodek style. This is a day in my life with zero electricity and zero waste. I start my day by waking up. Whoops. No electricity means no lights. Luckily, my toxic roommate isn't home, so I'm using her food to make my famous green glow smoothie.

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287.781 - 320.567 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

I start with bananas, some beautiful organic kale, one scoop of collagen, and then... Next up, a trip to Precycle, a packaging-free store where you bring your own containers. Good thing I always travel with my Tupperwares. Josh, if you're watching, check it out. Man, I'm really doing this. Hello. So these are oats right here. And then last but not least, these are the flour.

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321.268 - 321.968 Store employee at Precycle

Sure, yeah.

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321.988 - 324.99 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

You can probably just weigh my whole hand just to make it a little bit easier.

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325.01 - 325.05 Store employee at Precycle

OK.

337.04 - 343.503 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Oh my God, I did it. That was only 90 minutes. me.

Chapter 4: How does cognitive testing work for politicians and why is it proposed?

357.589 - 357.569 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

1%?

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357.909 - 403.842 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

You said you had 5% 10 minutes ago. you. OK. All good, bro. All good. Just me here with my thoughts. That's chill. I know what to do. Sadly, I didn't make it. But you know what I did make? A difference. And that's something they can never take away from me. America's democracy may not be the strongest, but at least it's the oldest. There seems to be some sort of gerontocracy.

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403.882 - 420.166 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

We have the oldest leaders among rich countries. And we love all of them. Joe Biden, Donald Trump, this guy. But are there drawbacks to having our leadership with one foot in heaven? I spoke to Mark Fisher, Neuropolitics Researcher at UC Irvine.

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420.586 - 436.573 Mark Fisher

We know that brain function tends to deteriorate with aging. One of the first to go of all the cognitive functions is called executive function. It's decision making. I see. And what could be more important for a political leader than decision making?

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436.713 - 458.184 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

What am I gonna have for freaking lunch? I'm president of the United States. What the heck am I gonna have for lunch? That's a hard decision. And I hope that I have a burger for lunch. I guess I've had this freaky misconception that old people are wiser and smarter than me. And it feels like what you're telling me is that that's not true and I should never trust them.

458.604 - 471.807 Mark Fisher

Oh, I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. No, I think that the experience that one gains over the course of a lifetime, extraordinarily important. But there are some measurable cognitive functions that do begin to decline over the age of 60.

Chapter 5: Who is Maxwell Frost and what is his perspective on youth in Congress?

471.847 - 476.108 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

So even though you have more experiences, you are still getting dumber.

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476.128 - 479.989 Mark Fisher

You know, I'm a neurologist. Dumb is not a word that we use. Okay.

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480.149 - 481.79 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

All right. I'll say it then.

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481.83 - 482.27 Mark Fisher

Don't worry.

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483.19 - 489.753 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

So having a bunch of old brains in charge might be a bit of a problem, but this wise old neurologist actually has a solution.

490.073 - 498.798 Mark Fisher

Our Neuropolitics Center, we came out with a recommendation that cognitive testing should be done on all politicians, not just older politicians, all politicians.

499.178 - 501.879 Alan Lichtman

Woman, man, camera, TV.

502.219 - 506.221 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Unsurprisingly, Trump says he aced his cognitive test already.

507.041 - 510 Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection)

If you get it in order, you get extra points.

Chapter 6: What do election prognosticators say about the presidential race?

536.306 - 536.706 Mark Fisher

Absolutely.

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536.986 - 537.507 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Thank you.

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537.587 - 540.728 Mark Fisher

But that's not really, that's really not assessed in real cognizance.

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540.808 - 560.617 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

It doesn't need to be. Without seeing his test results, we can only guess how well, or not well, Trump's brain is doing. But it did make me curious. Could my brain be president? My name, Grace. My date of birth, June 30th, 1995.

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560.777 - 564.959 Mark Fisher

This first part of the exam, this isn't scored, so this is just identification material.

567.185 - 583.696 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Okay, God, I would like to be scored on those two, actually, if possible, because I think I got them right. Do you have more difficulties doing everyday activities due to thinking problems? No, I have almost nothing to do on a daily basis. At the bottom of the very last page, write, I have finished on the blank line provided.

583.856 - 585.797 Mark Fisher

So this is a test of delayed recall.

586.658 - 594.21 Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Got it. This one is so easy. Can I call my mom to just double check? Last question.

594.27 - 598.851 Mark Fisher

In the course of just a few pages, we've covered many cognitive domains.

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