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Patrick Callahan. Here you are. This is it. You're in it. A big house in the big house.

What's up, buddy?

What's up, buddy?

What's up, buddy?

What exactly is your... What do you eat to be shaped like that exactly? It's a very specific shape. You have the arms of a normal-sized man. You have the kind of head and neck of a normal-sized guy. And even the chest, I dare say, is normal-sized. And then all of a sudden, it gets crazy.

What exactly is your... What do you eat to be shaped like that exactly? It's a very specific shape. You have the arms of a normal-sized man. You have the kind of head and neck of a normal-sized guy. And even the chest, I dare say, is normal-sized. And then all of a sudden, it gets crazy.

What exactly is your... What do you eat to be shaped like that exactly? It's a very specific shape. You have the arms of a normal-sized man. You have the kind of head and neck of a normal-sized guy. And even the chest, I dare say, is normal-sized. And then all of a sudden, it gets crazy.

How do you... When you... Oh, a lot of people in Nashville cheer for losing and regaining weight. I guess that's a pastime here. This is incredible. That's what it's all about, dude. Oh, my goodness. What's up? This is incredible. So how did you lose the weight? Let's start with gain the weight. Your mom's cooking?

How do you... When you... Oh, a lot of people in Nashville cheer for losing and regaining weight. I guess that's a pastime here. This is incredible. That's what it's all about, dude. Oh, my goodness. What's up? This is incredible. So how did you lose the weight? Let's start with gain the weight. Your mom's cooking?

How do you... When you... Oh, a lot of people in Nashville cheer for losing and regaining weight. I guess that's a pastime here. This is incredible. That's what it's all about, dude. Oh, my goodness. What's up? This is incredible. So how did you lose the weight? Let's start with gain the weight. Your mom's cooking?

You do. You look like Kid Rocky Road. This is incredible. Yeah, I get melted ice cream pretty much. Thanks, Red Band. We got Red Band and Lap Band. Red Band and Bread Pan. That's me. I love it. How long you been doing stand-up, Patrick? Almost two years. Almost two years. All of it here in Nashville? In Dayton. Dayton? Yeah. Wow. You seem like you haven't been dating anybody your whole life.

You do. You look like Kid Rocky Road. This is incredible. Yeah, I get melted ice cream pretty much. Thanks, Red Band. We got Red Band and Lap Band. Red Band and Bread Pan. That's me. I love it. How long you been doing stand-up, Patrick? Almost two years. Almost two years. All of it here in Nashville? In Dayton. Dayton? Yeah. Wow. You seem like you haven't been dating anybody your whole life.

You do. You look like Kid Rocky Road. This is incredible. Yeah, I get melted ice cream pretty much. Thanks, Red Band. We got Red Band and Lap Band. Red Band and Bread Pan. That's me. I love it. How long you been doing stand-up, Patrick? Almost two years. Almost two years. All of it here in Nashville? In Dayton. Dayton? Yeah. Wow. You seem like you haven't been dating anybody your whole life.

I have a lady, okay? You do?

I have a lady, okay? You do?

I have a lady, okay? You do?

Oh, okay. I'm guessing that's where the kitchen is. I think her name is Wendy. True. I love it. I love it. You guys live together? Uh, yeah. Yeah. What's your house? Is it a white castle?

Oh, okay. I'm guessing that's where the kitchen is. I think her name is Wendy. True. I love it. I love it. You guys live together? Uh, yeah. Yeah. What's your house? Is it a white castle?

Oh, okay. I'm guessing that's where the kitchen is. I think her name is Wendy. True. I love it. I love it. You guys live together? Uh, yeah. Yeah. What's your house? Is it a white castle?

Yeah.