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KILL TONY

#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE

Tue, 22 Apr 2025

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Chapter 1: Who are the main hosts and band members of Kill Tony in Nashville?

0.609 - 27.79 Band

Hey, this is Red Band, and you're listening to the Death Squad Podcast Network. This episode of Kill Tony and every episode of Kill Tony can be found at DeathSquad.tv, Apple, Spotify, and anywhere you get podcasts. Check out TonyHinchcliffe.com for everything The Golden Pony, Tony Hinchcliffe. You can also check out ShopSquad.tv for Death Squad merch, hats, mugs, whatever. ShopSquad.tv.

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28.21 - 30.212 Band

And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.

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42.065 - 55.143 Redman

Hey, this is Redman, coming to you live from the Bridgestone Arena, here at Nashville, Tennessee, for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony and Max!

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71.8 - 73.8 Announcer

Nashville, Tennessee.

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77.101 - 86.763 Audience Member

Who's ready for the best fuckin' night of your lives?

88.624 - 96.446 Audience Member

Fuck yes! Goddamn, motherfuckin' right, Nashville!

98.86 - 147.318 Announcer

Woo-wee! Make some goddamn noise for Brian Redband, ladies and gentlemen. And how about one more time for the best damn band in the land here in Music City, USA? Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Big Mike Michael Gonzalez, Matt Muehling on the electric, John Dees on the keys, and right there, he thinks he's in Austin still. That is the one and only Dee Madness on the bass guitar.

151.601 - 152.181 Band

No reaction.

152.441 - 181.18 Announcer

No reaction. Dee, you don't even smile. You got fucking 15,000 people going crazy. You're sitting there with a straight face. There you are, you son of a bitch. How about one more time for our little opening act, our little crowd warm-up? Wynonna Judd! What kind of fucking dreamland are we in? We might stay here. Why don't we do a residency in Nashville for a while, huh?

Chapter 2: Who are the special guests featured in the Nashville Kill Tony show?

4484.439 - 4484.98 Announcer

That's amazing.

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4485.22 - 4486.44 Fiona Cawley

Anyone can do it.

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4489.156 - 4494.859 Announcer

Amazing. Amazing. Is your father gonna roll you down the aisle?

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4494.879 - 4505.684 Fiona Cawley

No, I think I'm just gonna, like, army crawl or something.

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4505.704 - 4512.848 Audience Member

The best.

4516.064 - 4522.231 Announcer

This is one of those moments that can only happen on this fucking show, this magical dialogue.

4522.251 - 4526.376 Bones Eye

And he's older, right? So you'll both be in a motorized scooter soon.

4526.396 - 4531.482 Fiona Cawley

Yeah. I'm excited to teach him how to use it, you know?

4531.822 - 4547.448 Announcer

Hell yeah. I love it. Um, seriously, though, is your father in your life? Is that how that works? Does he kind of, like, is he just gonna, like, hold your joystick and push it slightly forward and walk alongside of you? How does this work exactly?

Chapter 3: What is the format of the Kill Tony show and how do bucket pools work?

6543.507 - 6546.749 Ryan Sharp

This has to be up there.

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6550.511 - 6551.351 Announcer

Come on, Ryan.

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6552.392 - 6560.196 Ryan Sharp

This is what you want. I can't think of anything. Virgin?

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6560.736 - 6588.415 Announcer

No. All right! Do you have any special moves in the bedroom that you do? Have you ever done a trick that works for you? Do you have any special things you do to please a woman in the bedroom? I'm pretty sure that's called sexual harassment nowadays. No, not if she consents, Ryan. I'm saying that when you're having sex with a consenting woman, do you have any tricks or anything that you do?

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6588.595 - 6592.217 Announcer

Any special maneuvers? The Eater Burrito Bowl? Yeah.

6593.619 - 6597.22 Ryan Sharp

Yeah, I take the burrito and I empty it out and then eat it out of her.

6597.94 - 6604.582 Announcer

That's my special go-to. Jesus Christ, Ryan, you are crazy. This is wild. Do you love doing stand-up?

6605.942 - 6612.904 Ryan Sharp

It's a fun hobby. I'm not really good at it, but I do it anyway. It's just for the love of it. It's fun to get on stage and embarrass myself.

6612.944 - 6620.666 Announcer

There you go. I guess that's about as good as it's gonna fucking get with the styles of Ryan Clark, ladies and gentlemen. There he goes.

Chapter 4: Who are some notable comedians from the Nashville show and what are their backgrounds?

7346.545 - 7352.927 Announcer

Yeah. What made you stay in South Bend? A child. Okay.

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7354.027 - 7361.049 Max Tidy

You made a child. That happened. Oh, are you dating one? Oh. I'm not Kid Rock, bro. Oh.

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7364.232 - 7370.996 Announcer

Man, it takes a set of Bawita balls to make a joke like that. You've seen the crowd he's been running with.

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7372.136 - 7377.659 Max Tidy

I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, man. Epstein's Island? It's a joke.

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7378.1 - 7378.6 Announcer

Okay.

7378.64 - 7382.302 Max Tidy

Dude, my family loves Kid Rock, bro. My family loves Kid Rock.

7383.294 - 7396.277 Announcer

Max, you better fucking show goddamn respect to the king himself. Give it up for K-Rock. Let him hear it. Come on. Well, you don't need to do that. They already love him. It's a lot of hosting. Okay, Max.

7396.617 - 7401.778 Max Tidy

Is that your real name, Max Tidy? Max Tidy. What do you do for work? I work at a dispensary.

7402.538 - 7409.62 Announcer

Okay. How old's your kid? Six years old. Six years old. And you're able to support yourself and the kid off of a dispensary job?

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