Yoana Dixon

Hello. Hello. I'm too short for this. Hello. So I just got engaged. to a comedian, which was really fun until I realized very quickly that date night equals open mic night and weekend away equals waking up at 6 a.m., getting in my car, driving eight hours to the Bridgestone Arena parking lot for the Kill Tony show. So that's my weekend away. How fun.

No, yeah, so I didn't come into comedy for the things that, you know, people usually do. Money, fame, women. Single ladies? Yeah. No, I just really wanted to be included in his hobby. Isn't that fun? Well... Anyway, well, so, you know, he needed a host, and I'm not afraid of a microphone. And people ask me all the time, what is it like to be engaged to the Frisco Kid?

And I don't know if I'm in a real relationship or in the longest bit of his whole career. So, yeah, that's my time.

I'm too short for the stand.

Like, kind of two years.

Yeah.

Different kind of shows. My fiancé, he runs the Music Depot in Northwest Arkansas, so I host there, and I host around Northwest Arkansas.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, the interesting thing is that my fiancé is Mexican and loves my black cat.

Me.

I'm a waitress.

And I serve really horrible people that don't want to tip me.

Boy.

Is that so horrible? Sorry you're not in a happy relationship. That sucks.

He's right there. I think he would be happy to be deported to South Central L.A.

He heard it was N.W.A., a nice white area. Where did you guys meet? At church, at the Lord's house. Where else would we meet?

To God's country, yeah.

That's how it works.