Yoana Dixon
Appearances
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
Hello. Hello. I'm too short for this. Hello. So I just got engaged. to a comedian, which was really fun until I realized very quickly that date night equals open mic night and weekend away equals waking up at 6 a.m., getting in my car, driving eight hours to the Bridgestone Arena parking lot for the Kill Tony show. So that's my weekend away. How fun.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
No, yeah, so I didn't come into comedy for the things that, you know, people usually do. Money, fame, women. Single ladies? Yeah. No, I just really wanted to be included in his hobby. Isn't that fun? Well... Anyway, well, so, you know, he needed a host, and I'm not afraid of a microphone. And people ask me all the time, what is it like to be engaged to the Frisco Kid?
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
And I don't know if I'm in a real relationship or in the longest bit of his whole career. So, yeah, that's my time.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
Different kind of shows. My fiancé, he runs the Music Depot in Northwest Arkansas, so I host there, and I host around Northwest Arkansas.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
Yeah, well, the interesting thing is that my fiancé is Mexican and loves my black cat.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
And I serve really horrible people that don't want to tip me.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
Is that so horrible? Sorry you're not in a happy relationship. That sucks.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
He's right there. I think he would be happy to be deported to South Central L.A.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
He heard it was N.W.A., a nice white area. Where did you guys meet? At church, at the Lord's house. Where else would we meet?