Maniac

Fun fact, I'm not racist. In fact, my ex-wife is black. We were married for eight years, three kids together. Just because I hate that bitch doesn't mean I hate all black people. It's case by case. Another fun fact, I used to fuck my couch. Oh yeah. When I was a kid, I'd fuck the shit out of that couch. The problem is I trained on this couch and the cushions go straight up and down just like this.

And that's how I trained. I'd lay on top and punch straight down. So when I got my first piece of pussy, my angles were off. Pussy's more of an upshot, right? So I had this poor girl laying on the bed, and I'm just laying on top of her, and I'm just stabbing straight down and just fucking the shit out of the crease between her thighs. And I'm just giving it to her for like 30 seconds.

And then she stops me, and she says, hey, guy, it's not even in. And I had already finished. It's a roof. Don't we?

Absolutely.

My wife would have to tell you specifics, but pretty much every week, you know, we grind. And then, of course, exciting stuff like this. Bro, I'm manic as a motherfucker right now. How y'all doing? Wow. Woo! Woo! I love it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do HVAC, commercial industrial.

Wow. Wow. Oh, my God. Got manic last weekend and built him a treehouse because that's what we do.

So we got 18, 14, soon to be 13, 12, 11, 10, and 6.

She's doing fucking awesome. Got her own job around here at Great Star College. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

So I pretty much grind seven days a week. I work for the greatest company, Southern MEP, and then I work for myself on the weekends doing HVAC, residential, and all that. You know, and then I got a lot of hobbies, boxing, comedy, you know, doing shit with my kids. You box? I stay busy.

You ever been in a fight? Once or twice, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir. Who was she? A big girl. Incredible. Wow. No smoke.

She's got a wonderful girlfriend. I love her to death. Right, right, right, right. She came to me about two, three years ago, and she was like, Daddy, I'm gay. You know, I hope this doesn't freak you out. And all I heard was no dicks. And so... Wow. Wow. You know what I mean?

Absolutely, absolutely.

I'd be freaked out if he was interested in touching anybody. No, no, no, not if he was gay. My 14-year-old's autistic. He battles epilepsy. He don't let no one... He only let nurses touch him. So if he ever, like, wanted a connection with anyone in that kind of way, we would celebrate it, absolutely. You know, hard-swallowed, maybe. But we would celebrate it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I suffer from speaking weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe where it comes from.