Max Tidy

Hey. So I seen a video of a guy killing a bear with a blow dart gun the other day. Yeah, because that's what pops up when you type in guy blows bear. Nashville, we shave our balls in here? We shaving our balls? Yeah, yeah, I like to do mine with a straight razor. act like I'm holding my dick hostage. I start saying weird shit and I'm like, you know how I got these scars?

My dick looks up like circumcision. Oh man, you guys, this crowd probably doesn't have to imagine, but imagine getting into the Ku Klux Klan and finding out you're not a racist. How embarrassing is that? You gotta get the tattoo covered up? Just says JKKK? Hey, solid. Cool, I'll take that. One on a good note. What's up? Max Tidy, welcome to the show. How's it going? Good.

How long you doing stand-up comedy? Nine years. Where at? South Bend, Indiana, mainly. Wow. That's where you still live?

You made a child. That happened. Oh, are you dating one? Oh. I'm not Kid Rock, bro. Oh.

I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, man. Epstein's Island? It's a joke.

Dude, my family loves Kid Rock, bro. My family loves Kid Rock.

Is that your real name, Max Tidy? Max Tidy. What do you do for work? I work at a dispensary.

All of it in Indiana? That's legal there? I work in Michigan. I just recently moved to Indiana. Okay. So you drive up to Michigan.

It's like half an hour.

Yeah, we have a schedule set up.

I get him for my two days a week, and then every other Sunday, then once a quarter, I get him for a week straight. Talking about my visitation rights right now? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, that's the decision that I made. I like that. Kid rock?

That's a good point.

Yeah.

30?

Maybe 20. Let's make it 20. Let's make it 20. Have you guys heard everybody mad about these pirate guns? You guys heard everybody mad about these pirate guns? The R-15. Oh, God. Yeah, I think they're mad about the shooting at that pirate bar. The Sandy Hook. Okay.