Matt Adkins
Appearances
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Yeah, so I've been doing comedy for about a year and a half, give or take, You know, people, they ask you, how do you come up with jokes? What's your writing process? Sorry, I'm out of breath, but, and I tell them, well, it's pretty simple, man. It's a lot like my ex. You know, after a few drinks, they really start hitting me, you know?
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
You know, I'm built kind of like Bugs Bunny, but, you know, I eat more than carrots. I eat ass, too. Yeah, you eat ass. Hell yeah. I also kind of look like Jesus if he sold fentanyl, you know? Yeah. I don't get it, like, he's kind of gaslighting us, talking about, oh, I came back from the dead in three days. Fuck whatever, dude, we do that nowadays, no problem. We got Narcan, dude.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
It's the big fucking deal. He needs to come back down here and see things have changed a little bit. All right, that's it, I guess. Matt Adkins.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
A year and a half, give or take. Where at? All in the here in Nashville? I go to Nashville. I go to Huntsville. I started in a venue 220 in Pulaski where the KKK was founded. Oh, wow. Very exciting. Kid Rock is hard as a rock right now. What do you do for work? Well, I'm a painter. I paint, not like artistry, but like houses and stuff. Commercial, whatever, whatever you got.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
You look like you have some interesting habits. I mean, I kind of like to do a lot. I mean, I'm a skateboarder. I'll go hiking. I'll fish. I'm like an ATV as a person, you know, all over the place. Okay.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Um... Let's see. Acid, mushrooms, uh... One time in Indiana, I did a Suboxone. I almost fucking died. Tell us about that. Yeah, so I was like... Me and the homies, I won a contest at Hardee's. I worked at Hardee's, and, um... Yeah... One of the people there was like, dude, sign up. You might fucking get on. I was like, I ain't no way, but here, you know what? If I do, I'll take you with me.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
I got on and then we was at the hotel and he's like, man, we need some weed. And I was like, dude, I'll find us some weed. Watch. A dude come walking out and the way he walked out, he had that, I'm a dealer walk. And I was like, he's got it. So I went over there and he's like, man, I can't get you no weed because my dude's out of town, but I got these Suboxone strips and I don't know.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
What did it make you feel like? Uh, For about 10 minutes, I felt really good. I was rapping Tech N9ne in the trunk and... Hell yeah. And a few other things, I was hanging out with this dog named Chico at the hotel, and then... Was the dog real? Yeah, the dog was real. Some old lady's dog. And then, shit, I don't know, we went to Wendy's, and I think that's where it went downhill.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
I got my hair ripped out by a drill, which was... I thought it was my shirt, too. I didn't even know. And my headphones. But, shit, I don't know. I got struck by lightning, kind of, I guess. Oh! Some... You got struck by lightning? Yeah, well, it hit the house, and I was hanging on to the... Back when refrigerators and freezers were separate...
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
I was hanging on in my Spider-Man costume, and that's when I found out, don't fuck with Electro, you know? I swear to God, I was in a Spider-Man costume, and it hit the house, I was like, and I swear to God, I flew from here to probably that stair set right there, dude, up against the wall. I never felt nothing like that. No power like that before. Shit was crazy.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Oh, dude, I've been told that I could be a cult leader, actually. I'm not even playing.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
That's a third person now. Really? Within a week that's told me that.