Ryan Sharp
Appearances
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
How are we doing tonight? It's weird, I'm 23, I'm from Pittsburgh, and I live with a roommate, and it's weird being an adult male with an adult male roommate, because some nights I'll be at work, and I work overnight, so I don't get home until 2 a.m., and they'll text me like, hey, there's a fresh batch of brownies on the counter. Don't forget to clean up after yourself.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Feels like living with a wife sometimes. And other times... I'll wake up at 1.30 in the morning and I'll open my door and he'll just be standing there looking at me like that. Like, hey, does this look infected to you? But... It's okay. It's okay to have those type of relationships with your homie where you can look at their fucking dark star and be like, no, man, that looks totally fine.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Whoa! I was a really bad drug dealer, and I got arrested in school.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Uh, some kid's like, oh, his backpack smells like weed, and they searched me, and I had a quarter ounce of weed on my backpack.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
No, they listen to me. I'm the most well-rounded manager we have.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
You get free burritos? Uh, yeah. Nice. Hell yeah. If you couldn't tell. That's all I eat is food from work. Absolutely.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Um, I, uh, my buddy's actually a comic that I'm here with, and I record a lot of his stuff, and I go out and do, uh, open mics and support all the bros and shit.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
I produce music. Yeah. Do you ever sing? Not as much anymore, but I do. What do you do?
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Yeah, I take the burrito and I empty it out and then eat it out of her.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
It's a fun hobby. I'm not really good at it, but I do it anyway. It's just for the love of it. It's fun to get on stage and embarrass myself.