Bones Eye

Yeah.

All right. Get why you brought the dog now. You're going to need emotional support after that set.

Wow. I think that's a bomb-sniffing dog.

How old are you today? I can't tell if you're 17 or 48.

Oh, that's not good. Nice.

Showstopper. That's what we used to call a rape whistle.

The red band appropriately wearing his Predator shirt. In honor of Russell Brand.

Wow. You look like a Katrina victim. You can black her every time I see it. You look like if a box at Newport's was a person.

Yeah, I know magic. Black people love science and hate their kids, but that was really something, I gotta say.

You only noticed her because you look like Kool-Aid. That's...

Well, at least one of your deliveries is good.

Are you a comic or a substitute teacher?

Don't worry. Ocean life is the only time you're around something wet.

Well, I gotta say, you suck dick, you're in a wheelchair, you're like Stephen Hawk Tua. Boom.

And he's older, right? So you'll both be in a motorized scooter soon.

Wait, is your dad not around?

Oh, jeez. He really missed out on some parking.

Fuck him.

I mean, that standing ovation was a little offensive.

Dude, you got to start a cult.

Oh, yeah, I can see it.

Just thinking about the thought of, like... Can I get a fist bump from... Oh, yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, bro. You're like Charles Manson, but... Without all the ladies, right? Yeah, and he killed...

I'm trying to get it to the crowd, but the wind caught it.

Was the couch still at the Raymoor and Flanagan when you fucked it? Or was it... Every time, baby. Every time. Wow. Was it a black couch? Yes, absolutely. Leather. You know the one. Oh, leather.

Damn. Seven kids. You're like Elon Musk without the money. Just a bunch of rusty parts in the yard.

And the jean shorts cut off with the boots. Very nice. The jean shorts. Oh, yeah.

That hand was sticky.

It's God's country. I love it. I love that. I love the little boy church shirt you got ready tonight.

I thought it was picture day. Like a Cosby sweater.

No. Uh-uh. There's no abortion here, but you got the miscarriage with the food.

On my phone. No, no. Crazy, right? What the fuck is that? I didn't know what to do, so I bought a gun.

Is any woman willing to fuck him?

Sorry, buddy, I tried.

Nothing. Yeah, Mark? Kid Rock's got a lot of women, but David was the only one whipped last night.

Oh, yeah. There's Bojangles Unchained.

You miss it. Ari Matty was wearing your shirt from eighth grade.

What up?

Go for it. Come on. Call him what you want to call him. The N-word. I'm just joking. Don't do it.

Thank you. You're free, too, now.

If this isn't a Make-A-Wish, I don't know what is. This is a beautiful thing. It's like if somebody put Woody from Toy Story in the microwave.

It's a beautiful head of hair. Thank you, old son. Thank you, Mr. Mark.

When's the wedding? Because he might get deported. November. Look at that guy.

Did he want to get up tonight, and then you ended up getting up?

What's with the new outfit? I see you got a track suit on. Usually you look like you're in a jug band.