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KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

1606.498

All right. Get why you brought the dog now. You're going to need emotional support after that set.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

1801.792

Wow. I think that's a bomb-sniffing dog.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

2087.944

How old are you today? I can't tell if you're 17 or 48.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

2093.528

Oh, that's not good. Nice.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

2133.933

Showstopper. That's what we used to call a rape whistle.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

2174.385

The red band appropriately wearing his Predator shirt. In honor of Russell Brand.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

2712.116

Wow. You look like a Katrina victim. You can black her every time I see it. You look like if a box at Newport's was a person.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

2812.175

Yeah, I know magic. Black people love science and hate their kids, but that was really something, I gotta say.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

2928.742

You only noticed her because you look like Kool-Aid. That's...

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

3217.534

Well, at least one of your deliveries is good.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

4020.339

Are you a comic or a substitute teacher?

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

4057.671

Don't worry. Ocean life is the only time you're around something wet.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

4418.037

Well, I gotta say, you suck dick, you're in a wheelchair, you're like Stephen Hawk Tua. Boom.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

4522.251

And he's older, right? So you'll both be in a motorized scooter soon.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

4583.25

Wait, is your dad not around?

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

4588.031

Oh, jeez. He really missed out on some parking.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

4732.458

I mean, that standing ovation was a little offensive.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

5056.513

Dude, you got to start a cult.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

5061.899

Oh, yeah, I can see it.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

5066.163

Just thinking about the thought of, like... Can I get a fist bump from... Oh, yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, bro. You're like Charles Manson, but... Without all the ladies, right? Yeah, and he killed...

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

5110.78

I'm trying to get it to the crowd, but the wind caught it.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

5277.68

Was the couch still at the Raymoor and Flanagan when you fucked it? Or was it... Every time, baby. Every time. Wow. Was it a black couch? Yes, absolutely. Leather. You know the one. Oh, leather.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

5409.84

Damn. Seven kids. You're like Elon Musk without the money. Just a bunch of rusty parts in the yard.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

5890.531

And the jean shorts cut off with the boots. Very nice. The jean shorts. Oh, yeah.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

5897.574

That hand was sticky.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

5949.328

It's God's country. I love it. I love that. I love the little boy church shirt you got ready tonight.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

5963.014

I thought it was picture day. Like a Cosby sweater.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

6012.579

No. Uh-uh. There's no abortion here, but you got the miscarriage with the food.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

6063.178

On my phone. No, no. Crazy, right? What the fuck is that? I didn't know what to do, so I bought a gun.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

6621.587

Is any woman willing to fuck him?

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

6629.923

Sorry, buddy, I tried.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

6979.108

Nothing. Yeah, Mark? Kid Rock's got a lot of women, but David was the only one whipped last night.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

7027.899

Oh, yeah. There's Bojangles Unchained.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

7045.632

You miss it. Ari Matty was wearing your shirt from eighth grade.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

7164.769

Go for it. Come on. Call him what you want to call him. The N-word. I'm just joking. Don't do it.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

7200.503

Thank you. You're free, too, now.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

736.616

If this isn't a Make-A-Wish, I don't know what is. This is a beautiful thing. It's like if somebody put Woody from Toy Story in the microwave.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

7702.986

It's a beautiful head of hair. Thank you, old son. Thank you, Mr. Mark.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

8057.279

When's the wedding? Because he might get deported. November. Look at that guy.

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

8095.229

Did he want to get up tonight, and then you ended up getting up?

KILL TONY

#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

8650.002

What's with the new outfit? I see you got a track suit on. Usually you look like you're in a jug band.