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Yeah, I like that storyline. Goddamn right. He didn't walk out on you. You rolled out on him.

Yeah, I like that storyline. Goddamn right. He didn't walk out on you. You rolled out on him.

Yeah, I like that storyline. Goddamn right. He didn't walk out on you. You rolled out on him.

Fiona, you are an absolute fuckin' icon. You are, I mean, in this little Kill Tony universe, you might be one of the most beloved people, and tonight you came out fuckin' guns a-blazin' and absolutely crushed it. I've been so looking forward to this for you, and it's awesome. You did it. The American dream. How loud can this place get for the great Fiona Cauley, huh? We can stand. Hot wheels!

Fiona, you are an absolute fuckin' icon. You are, I mean, in this little Kill Tony universe, you might be one of the most beloved people, and tonight you came out fuckin' guns a-blazin' and absolutely crushed it. I've been so looking forward to this for you, and it's awesome. You did it. The American dream. How loud can this place get for the great Fiona Cauley, huh? We can stand. Hot wheels!

Fiona, you are an absolute fuckin' icon. You are, I mean, in this little Kill Tony universe, you might be one of the most beloved people, and tonight you came out fuckin' guns a-blazin' and absolutely crushed it. I've been so looking forward to this for you, and it's awesome. You did it. The American dream. How loud can this place get for the great Fiona Cauley, huh? We can stand. Hot wheels!

All right. I do believe we have a bucket pool in the back. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a one-word name. Make some noise for Maniac, ladies and gentlemen. Maniac. It's a one-word name. This should be interesting. All right. Actually, this is Matt Adkins. They weren't able to find Maniac, I guess, and they handed me the piece of paper, so this is Matt Adkins. One more time for Matt Adkins.

All right. I do believe we have a bucket pool in the back. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a one-word name. Make some noise for Maniac, ladies and gentlemen. Maniac. It's a one-word name. This should be interesting. All right. Actually, this is Matt Adkins. They weren't able to find Maniac, I guess, and they handed me the piece of paper, so this is Matt Adkins. One more time for Matt Adkins.

All right. I do believe we have a bucket pool in the back. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a one-word name. Make some noise for Maniac, ladies and gentlemen. Maniac. It's a one-word name. This should be interesting. All right. Actually, this is Matt Adkins. They weren't able to find Maniac, I guess, and they handed me the piece of paper, so this is Matt Adkins. One more time for Matt Adkins.

Welcome to the show, Matt. Thank you so much, Tony. How long you been doing stand-up?

Welcome to the show, Matt. Thank you so much, Tony. How long you been doing stand-up?

Welcome to the show, Matt. Thank you so much, Tony. How long you been doing stand-up?

Okay. Absolutely. What do you do for fun?

Okay. Absolutely. What do you do for fun?

Okay. Absolutely. What do you do for fun?

I love it. How about drugs? You look like you've done every drug except for a daily multivitamin.

I love it. How about drugs? You look like you've done every drug except for a daily multivitamin.

I love it. How about drugs? You look like you've done every drug except for a daily multivitamin.

That's actually happened to Red Band. He just overdosed on the Wendy's one time. Oh, shit. Got a little blood sugar attack, didn't you, big boy? Come on. I love it. Tell us the craziest thing about your life, other than your near overdose, that you would find interesting.

That's actually happened to Red Band. He just overdosed on the Wendy's one time. Oh, shit. Got a little blood sugar attack, didn't you, big boy? Come on. I love it. Tell us the craziest thing about your life, other than your near overdose, that you would find interesting.