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What's the... How do you, as a father, because I cannot picture you as a father to an 18-year-old girl. Yeah, it's wild. Has she ever brought any boys home or anything like that? No, she's gay. Yeah, we rockin' out to Harlem, yeah. She came...

It's all a father can really ask for. I love it. You talk about that on stage? No, not yet. Just now. You should. That's great. And it's personal to you. Yes, sir. Amazing. Amazing. So you were truly pleased when she told you that she was gay?

It's all a father can really ask for. I love it. You talk about that on stage? No, not yet. Just now. You should. That's great. And it's personal to you. Yes, sir. Amazing. Amazing. So you were truly pleased when she told you that she was gay?

It's all a father can really ask for. I love it. You talk about that on stage? No, not yet. Just now. You should. That's great. And it's personal to you. Yes, sir. Amazing. Amazing. So you were truly pleased when she told you that she was gay?

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14.

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So what would you say if the 14-year-old boy told you that he was gay?

So what would you say if the 14-year-old boy told you that he was gay?

So what would you say if the 14-year-old boy told you that he was gay?

Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said he suffers from epilepsy? Epilepsy.

Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said he suffers from epilepsy? Epilepsy.

Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said he suffers from epilepsy? Epilepsy.

I like your fucking style, maniac. It's incredible. We got one big joke book for you, buddy. Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. Got it. Appreciate you, big dog. Let's keep it moving along. Before we get back to this bucket, ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you, this place is about to get very loud. I'm bringing up another regular, and it's a very special regular indeed.

I like your fucking style, maniac. It's incredible. We got one big joke book for you, buddy. Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. Got it. Appreciate you, big dog. Let's keep it moving along. Before we get back to this bucket, ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you, this place is about to get very loud. I'm bringing up another regular, and it's a very special regular indeed.

I like your fucking style, maniac. It's incredible. We got one big joke book for you, buddy. Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. Got it. Appreciate you, big dog. Let's keep it moving along. Before we get back to this bucket, ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you, this place is about to get very loud. I'm bringing up another regular, and it's a very special regular indeed.

This man has been an icon in this show's history. And soon, I'm sure, we will be able to get him his United States citizenship.

This man has been an icon in this show's history. And soon, I'm sure, we will be able to get him his United States citizenship.

This man has been an icon in this show's history. And soon, I'm sure, we will be able to get him his United States citizenship.

Ari Mati, for the record, with a new minute, 55 seconds. This guy never misses, never takes a show off, and goes above and beyond, basically doing two sets at once, almost a two-minute long set. Of course, we let our regulars go as long as they want. Ari, how the fuck did that feel? You just did it again, buddy. Thank you.