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I love it. Ari Matty, you are a goddamn superstar.

You did it again. You did it again, folks. The juggernaut, the Estonian assassin, Ari Matty. We're trying to get him his American citizenship. It's a lot harder than you think it would be. You could probably make a call, right? Kid Rock knows a guy. Ooh la la. Heidi and Val absolutely killing it tonight. Time for bucket pool number eight.

You did it again. You did it again, folks. The juggernaut, the Estonian assassin, Ari Matty. We're trying to get him his American citizenship. It's a lot harder than you think it would be. You could probably make a call, right? Kid Rock knows a guy. Ooh la la. Heidi and Val absolutely killing it tonight. Time for bucket pool number eight.

You did it again. You did it again, folks. The juggernaut, the Estonian assassin, Ari Matty. We're trying to get him his American citizenship. It's a lot harder than you think it would be. You could probably make a call, right? Kid Rock knows a guy. Ooh la la. Heidi and Val absolutely killing it tonight. Time for bucket pool number eight.

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Ryan Sharp, everybody. Here we go. You guys still having fun out there? Here he is, Ryan Sharp.

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Ryan Sharp, everybody. Here we go. You guys still having fun out there? Here he is, Ryan Sharp.

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Ryan Sharp, everybody. Here we go. You guys still having fun out there? Here he is, Ryan Sharp.

Yikes. So, Ryan Sharp basically saying that, blah, blah, blah, blah, you have a roommate, and your roommate showed you his butthole once. You could have done that in five seconds. It took you 60. Okay. You're 23. How long have you been doing stand-up? About a year. Amazing. So, is that your best joke? Uh, yeah. Really?

Yikes. So, Ryan Sharp basically saying that, blah, blah, blah, blah, you have a roommate, and your roommate showed you his butthole once. You could have done that in five seconds. It took you 60. Okay. You're 23. How long have you been doing stand-up? About a year. Amazing. So, is that your best joke? Uh, yeah. Really?

Yikes. So, Ryan Sharp basically saying that, blah, blah, blah, blah, you have a roommate, and your roommate showed you his butthole once. You could have done that in five seconds. It took you 60. Okay. You're 23. How long have you been doing stand-up? About a year. Amazing. So, is that your best joke? Uh, yeah. Really?

I got... Do you have anything shorter? Do you have, like, one short joke? Do you have, like, something that's, like, 10 or 20 seconds long where it's like... No. How is that possible? You must have one joke that has nothing to do with your roommate just showing you his butthole. I'm rooting for you here. I'm trying to help you. 23... There must be something, right?

I got... Do you have anything shorter? Do you have, like, one short joke? Do you have, like, something that's, like, 10 or 20 seconds long where it's like... No. How is that possible? You must have one joke that has nothing to do with your roommate just showing you his butthole. I'm rooting for you here. I'm trying to help you. 23... There must be something, right?

I got... Do you have anything shorter? Do you have, like, one short joke? Do you have, like, something that's, like, 10 or 20 seconds long where it's like... No. How is that possible? You must have one joke that has nothing to do with your roommate just showing you his butthole. I'm rooting for you here. I'm trying to help you. 23... There must be something, right?

You got a one-liner or something. Shut the fuck up. Who boos a 23-year-old, you fucking dorks? Shut up. None of you chased your dreams at 22, so stop being a faggot, okay? Stop it. You could boo the fucking 40-year-olds that have been doing it eight years, but don't boo a 23-year-old one year in. And that's coming from me. You got a short joke? Pull your dick out.

You got a one-liner or something. Shut the fuck up. Who boos a 23-year-old, you fucking dorks? Shut up. None of you chased your dreams at 22, so stop being a faggot, okay? Stop it. You could boo the fucking 40-year-olds that have been doing it eight years, but don't boo a 23-year-old one year in. And that's coming from me. You got a short joke? Pull your dick out.

You got a one-liner or something. Shut the fuck up. Who boos a 23-year-old, you fucking dorks? Shut up. None of you chased your dreams at 22, so stop being a faggot, okay? Stop it. You could boo the fucking 40-year-olds that have been doing it eight years, but don't boo a 23-year-old one year in. And that's coming from me. You got a short joke? Pull your dick out.

Okay, we're going to create you a short joke right now just by asking you the right questions about your life. You ready? You just got to answer honestly. You're 23. Did you go to school? No, I dropped out. Of college? No, 10th grade. Okay, sweet. You dropped out of 10th grade. What made you drop out of high school at 10th grade? The prison system. Tell us more.

Okay, we're going to create you a short joke right now just by asking you the right questions about your life. You ready? You just got to answer honestly. You're 23. Did you go to school? No, I dropped out. Of college? No, 10th grade. Okay, sweet. You dropped out of 10th grade. What made you drop out of high school at 10th grade? The prison system. Tell us more.

Okay, we're going to create you a short joke right now just by asking you the right questions about your life. You ready? You just got to answer honestly. You're 23. Did you go to school? No, I dropped out. Of college? No, 10th grade. Okay, sweet. You dropped out of 10th grade. What made you drop out of high school at 10th grade? The prison system. Tell us more.

How did you get arrested?