Anthony Anderson

Like when I used to be nominated for an NAACP Image Award. Every year I go and I think, ah, shit, this is the year. And I was like, ah. And then one year I was like, oh, this is it. Oh, no, I showed my ass in this. This was it. And I get there. I didn't look at who the other nominees were. So I was just like, I don't give a fuck who's nominated.

I get there and I look at my category and I was like, Denzel Washington. Oopsie.

I get there and I look at my category and I was like, Denzel Washington. Oopsie.

I get there and I look at my category and I was like, Denzel Washington. Oopsie.

And the winner is, for best lead actor in the movie, Denzel Whitehall.

And the winner is, for best lead actor in the movie, Denzel Whitehall.

And the winner is, for best lead actor in the movie, Denzel Whitehall.

Like he called me up one day, Thanksgiving. He was like, yo, Ant, you got any aluminum foil?

Like he called me up one day, Thanksgiving. He was like, yo, Ant, you got any aluminum foil?

Like he called me up one day, Thanksgiving. He was like, yo, Ant, you got any aluminum foil?

I was like, I'm in Qatar right now. But yo, I can give you the code to my back door. Cool. So I was like, yo, I'll give you the code to my back door, man. It's in the drawer right next to you. He said, nah, that's all right, man.

I was like, I'm in Qatar right now. But yo, I can give you the code to my back door. Cool. So I was like, yo, I'll give you the code to my back door, man. It's in the drawer right next to you. He said, nah, that's all right, man.

I was like, I'm in Qatar right now. But yo, I can give you the code to my back door. Cool. So I was like, yo, I'll give you the code to my back door, man. It's in the drawer right next to you. He said, nah, that's all right, man.

I owe him a sweet potato pie, by the way. He always calls me about the sweet potato pie because he knows I bake.

I owe him a sweet potato pie, by the way. He always calls me about the sweet potato pie because he knows I bake.

I owe him a sweet potato pie, by the way. He always calls me about the sweet potato pie because he knows I bake.

The brand Jordan would ask me to come do their corporate things for their athletes that wear brand Jordan. Like he would do a corporate retreat with just his elite athletes who wear his stuff. Oh, so fun. And I would be there as the host. As a world record holder. Yeah. I would just be there as a host and having fun. And all we would do was play golf and he would have competitions.

The brand Jordan would ask me to come do their corporate things for their athletes that wear brand Jordan. Like he would do a corporate retreat with just his elite athletes who wear his stuff. Oh, so fun. And I would be there as the host. As a world record holder. Yeah. I would just be there as a host and having fun. And all we would do was play golf and he would have competitions.

The brand Jordan would ask me to come do their corporate things for their athletes that wear brand Jordan. Like he would do a corporate retreat with just his elite athletes who wear his stuff. Oh, so fun. And I would be there as the host. As a world record holder. Yeah. I would just be there as a host and having fun. And all we would do was play golf and he would have competitions.

He would set us up in different groups. They could be eight or nine groups with 10 athletes per group. And it was like, yo, I want you guys to create a new shoe and tell us what you think it is. And whatever group wins, we'll get a pair of Jordans from Jordan one, all the way up to whatever year we're at that, at that time, every single pair,