Anthony Anderson
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Jordan has 125. His buddy has 75. I have 45. And I get the domino and I look at him and I was like, yo, MJ, I said, this is going to be the hardest 25 points you ever had to score in your life. Just know that.
Now I'm out of my shell. Now I'm like, yo, fuck this. I ain't going to have this motherfucker whoop my ass. I played domino. Now I'm talking shit. I'm talking cash shit to this motherfucker. And he's giving it back. You send your wife to get money out of the bag. A modest libel. I'm like, yo, baby, go get the money. Go get the money. I'm feeling it. Money's on. My mom is laughing.
Now I'm out of my shell. Now I'm like, yo, fuck this. I ain't going to have this motherfucker whoop my ass. I played domino. Now I'm talking shit. I'm talking cash shit to this motherfucker. And he's giving it back. You send your wife to get money out of the bag. A modest libel. I'm like, yo, baby, go get the money. Go get the money. I'm feeling it. Money's on. My mom is laughing.
Now I'm out of my shell. Now I'm like, yo, fuck this. I ain't going to have this motherfucker whoop my ass. I played domino. Now I'm talking shit. I'm talking cash shit to this motherfucker. And he's giving it back. You send your wife to get money out of the bag. A modest libel. I'm like, yo, baby, go get the money. Go get the money. I'm feeling it. Money's on. My mom is laughing.
Fucking MJ is talking shit. And then we're sitting there and boom, I say some shit and I win. Right? He's like, run it back. I was like, okay, motherfucker, let's go. So now we're running it back. Now I'm talking shit from the beginning. Now I'm in my element and I'm boom, boom, boom, talking shit about him, his mama, his daddy, his kids, all this shit.
Fucking MJ is talking shit. And then we're sitting there and boom, I say some shit and I win. Right? He's like, run it back. I was like, okay, motherfucker, let's go. So now we're running it back. Now I'm talking shit from the beginning. Now I'm in my element and I'm boom, boom, boom, talking shit about him, his mama, his daddy, his kids, all this shit.
Fucking MJ is talking shit. And then we're sitting there and boom, I say some shit and I win. Right? He's like, run it back. I was like, okay, motherfucker, let's go. So now we're running it back. Now I'm talking shit from the beginning. Now I'm in my element and I'm boom, boom, boom, talking shit about him, his mama, his daddy, his kids, all this shit.
And then I'm whipping his ass and I'm whipping this motherfucker's ass. And then I was like, yo, I wish me and my wife could make babies right now because we would go upstairs and make a baby right now and we would name him or her MJ. Just so when he or she got older, she could say, Daddy, why did you name me MJ? And I could relive this moment right now. Bam! Damn it, motherfucker! Won the game.
And then I'm whipping his ass and I'm whipping this motherfucker's ass. And then I was like, yo, I wish me and my wife could make babies right now because we would go upstairs and make a baby right now and we would name him or her MJ. Just so when he or she got older, she could say, Daddy, why did you name me MJ? And I could relive this moment right now. Bam! Damn it, motherfucker! Won the game.
And then I'm whipping his ass and I'm whipping this motherfucker's ass. And then I was like, yo, I wish me and my wife could make babies right now because we would go upstairs and make a baby right now and we would name him or her MJ. Just so when he or she got older, she could say, Daddy, why did you name me MJ? And I could relive this moment right now. Bam! Damn it, motherfucker! Won the game.
His security comes out of the cabana. There's a DJ on the pool. The DJ scratches the record, stops the music. The fucking hotel security comes out. The people that are swimming in it. Because it's the opening. It's the grand opening of this huge fucking hotel in the Bahamas. Everybody stops and turns towards us. Don't worry. I just whipped Michael Jordan's ass in dominoes. He all right, though.
His security comes out of the cabana. There's a DJ on the pool. The DJ scratches the record, stops the music. The fucking hotel security comes out. The people that are swimming in it. Because it's the opening. It's the grand opening of this huge fucking hotel in the Bahamas. Everybody stops and turns towards us. Don't worry. I just whipped Michael Jordan's ass in dominoes. He all right, though.
His security comes out of the cabana. There's a DJ on the pool. The DJ scratches the record, stops the music. The fucking hotel security comes out. The people that are swimming in it. Because it's the opening. It's the grand opening of this huge fucking hotel in the Bahamas. Everybody stops and turns towards us. Don't worry. I just whipped Michael Jordan's ass in dominoes. He all right, though.
Oh, wow. And I try to have my lady take pictures of it. The motherfucker refuses to take pictures with me. Now, I have to find these pictures because I have pictures of this motherfucker just looking.
Oh, wow. And I try to have my lady take pictures of it. The motherfucker refuses to take pictures with me. Now, I have to find these pictures because I have pictures of this motherfucker just looking.
Oh, wow. And I try to have my lady take pictures of it. The motherfucker refuses to take pictures with me. Now, I have to find these pictures because I have pictures of this motherfucker just looking.
Just like this. And me sitting there smiling. But he refused to take pictures with me. And then we're on this island for the next three days for the celebration of the opening of this hotel. So there are dinners. There's parties. There's everything that we're going to. There's golf. We're taking group pictures. Every group picture we take, he kicks me out of. Oh! He's so mad at you.