Anthony DeVito

You view the world.

It also changes, like, you're malleable enough as a little boy to go, like, that's who I am too.

Because you want to be like that.

Because you want to be like that.

So it was like, so that was kept, you know, that kept me from that.

And then she cried in the way of, like you said, like, I let you down.

And then it was me crying too, being like, you didn't.

I now understand all of the things, you know.

It did.

Yes, it did.

No, she still didn't.

But some of it is just due to, like, it's, you know, she'll say things, like, to this day she'll say things, like, very offhandedly that, like, because the memories sort of just, like, spark and go away kind of stuff.

But, like, no, I remember we were driving once, and offhandedly she was like, you know what John Gotti was at your christening?

And I was like, what?

That was the one, that was the first thing she, cause I never, the deal we made when I found out about it, cause I had been doing standup for a couple of years.

The deal we made is she was like, you know, you now know these things you do.

You cannot talk about this on stage.

She was like, that was her big thing.

And that, when she told me that I tried it at a Creek open mic under the guise of like, you know what I mean?

like that's kind of weird oh man i was probably drunk in the audience i was like what's the veto fucking talking about this is so sad i tried it because i thought i had a premise that merited i was too excited i just thought it was so funny that the other side of the coin of that would be like well maybe in my head like what if all italian like what if all crime bosses went to all christenings like it's really funny college scouts show up to high schools for prospects