Anthony DeVito

He goes, I'm your cousin from your father's side.

So I was excited.

When I was really little, my grandmother on my dad's side, which, you know... His mom.

Yeah, his mom.

And I think, like...

what would be a cousin i guess like one of my uncle's kids we would meet for breakfast like every couple months but it was nothing more than that there was no kid shit kid shit how excited are you for christmas exactly that kind of stuff never like hey you're not being disrespected are

first think first don't ever fucking order chocolate milk around me again because those fucking people whoa jesus so you're at this basketball game and this guy just goes i'm your cousin yeah because i'm your cousin i go home and tell my mom kind of excited just because it is all women in my household this is like a guy and i'm an only child what did he look like he looked like he looked like me but he was so much he looked he had all the features that i have but all more handsome

He was, like, six inches taller.

His hair was, like, perfectly coiffed.

His eyebrows were plucked.

As, like, someone obsessed with basketball at the time, he was, like, a decent player.

Oh, you played with him?

Yeah.

We were playing basketball at the park.

He was like a good rebounder, good fadeaway, solid jump, like all these things.

Keeps a secret.

Yeah.

She, you could see, cause this is the moment she had been running from ever since I was born.

So you could see it all come to the surface on her face.

And she got like stark white.