Ari Matti

I remember all of us being like, Jesus Christ, this Mongoloid.

This fucking... Some dudes like to fight.

That's a very unfortunate thing that you enjoy.

See, that was another thing.

That when I went to all these self-defense classes, I used to go to Wong Wing Chun, you know?

And there would be a master who said, you know, sparring is not real-life combat.

In real-life combat, I hurt you.

I kill you, you know?

And I'm like, hmm, interesting.

But I would already go to jiu-jitsu, and I'd be in my head like...

You know, this instructor shows up, he's got a belly button that has hair in it and it's a little floppy.

And I'm like, I reckon if I low kick you, you're going to feel something.

And that was a big problem, you know, with self-defense courses.

And me and Preet, the jiu-jitsu guy, we actually used to go to a couple of youth camps where there was troublesome youth, you know, who get into fights.

And we would do demonstrations where...

Do you know in the 90s in Eastern Europe, there was a rise in people getting stabbed because people would think that you take this course on, you know, you take a course every Sunday where they teach you.

Somebody had to actually be done.

I remember my friend telling me, like, if you attack me with a knife, you're more dangerous to yourself than you are to me because he believed in the system.

And then all these retards would be in fucking Latvia or something.

And you're with your girl and some crackhead comes up at you and you're just carved up.