Ari Matti

Here you go, baby.

And you see your fucking blood on your hands.

And that's always what I learned from immediately.

I was like, from those street, from working as a bouncer, is that, yeah, I'm comfortable in a sparring environment.

Mouth guard on and we're friends.

Even though you're trying to take my head off, I'm in a comfortable environment where I know if I go out, it's over.

You know, if I get hurt, if you hurt me with a middle kick.

You're not going to get...

But there's men out there who go to bars, they get gacked up, and they just brawl.

Those are men who are comfortable in the chaos of a bar, you know.

See, that's what I'm saying, is that even though I might be a jiu-jitsu guy, this guy's going to bite my ear.

He's going to, you know.

You don't want to fight people, period.

Period.

So that's when I really put together all those self-defense.

And me and Preet would go to youth camps and we would, he would like, he would like, he would like crinkle up a plastic bottle and he would be like, okay, Ari, do all the cool moves that we've, that they all teach, you know, like, hi, hi.

Behind the back grab the knife you know and then he would just you know I would like grab his wrist and then he would just pull the knife away And he's like at that point you have a deep cut in your arm You'd be far and he would look at those kids and go so you guys think that if you see your white flesh like a rose Open up in your palm you think you're gonna look at that and go okay fucking get the pose no, that's a

I had to pee too, but I was just like, I'm going to piss my pants on this.

By the way, I have to say, dude, watching you do that live special is amazing to just watch you.

Dude, me and Ron White were in the green room when you were on stage and we were like, thank God.