Ari Matti
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KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Yeah, you look like a mason jar guy.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
That's very exciting.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
You're making a good point, not shit.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I usually never know if a man is handsome.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
You know when a girl goes, he's handsome, I go, what the fuck you talking about?
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Just to be clear, I'm not Canadian.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Hi, my name is Finnegan Timothy O'Malley.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Clearly, my mom named me to be an alcoholic by 21.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Every day after I go to school, I have to go to hell.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
But most of you know it as the YMCA.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
The people who work there are barely older than us.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
They just went through puberty themselves.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
I can see their pimples.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
My friend Jackson is taller than most of them there, mainly because Jackson is a 5'4 beast.
KILL TONY
#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
Every day when we walk in there, we're forced to wash our hands like we're carrying a disease.