#725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare
The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home
Dr. Smosure! I love you guys!
Hey, this is Red Bank coming to you live from the Bridgestone Arena here in Nashville, Tennessee for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? We are live in Nashville, Tennessee. Make some goddamn noise for Brian Redband. And how about one more time for the undeniable Wynonna Judd. Keep it going for the best damn man in the land. Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Big Mike Michael Gonzalez. On the drums. Matt Muehling on the electric guitar. John Dees on the keys. And that is indeed D-Madness live in the flesh at Bridgestone Arena. Woo, Saturday's a little bit louder than Friday. I like this fucking shit. That's what the fuck I am talking about. We are in some energy tonight. Nashville, Tennessee, we're out here dodging tornadoes. I don't think there's anything that could fucking stop us in the world.
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You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show? Let's do it. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna introduce two guests. First guest that I'm going to introduce is, believe it or not, one of the newer guests in the history of the show. This former comedian, he retired. He was doing it for a couple decades, and... and he retired, and now he's trying to come back, make a name for himself. And so far, as a guest on the show, he's done a pretty good job. This is the arena debut and the return of one of our new favorite guests. Make some noise for Tony Caruso. Oh, wait a second. It seems like they really like this guy.
He's got a lot of energy tonight. Hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Hey, oh, my goodness! Whoa!
Tony Caruso is back! Oh, my God! Oh, oh, oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God. He is 82 years old and moves a lot. Oh, he's dying, folks. Come on over here, Tony. Moves a lot like Dr. Phil. He's a wild boy.
Nashville, we're trying to get fucked up tonight a lot! We're trying to get fucked up! Who's trying to get fucked up tonight?
I got a question for you. Who's got two thumbs and may or may not have a hooker in his room with the Marriott right now? This guy!
Tony is here. Oh, oh, oh! Whoa! Oh, my goodness. Can you believe those knees? Those 82-year-old knees. Feel good. It's all in there. All right. Save it. Save it. Ladies and gentlemen, your other guests. Another literally, truly one of the best comedians in the world. I I love this guy. You guys are in the eye of the storm tonight as I bring up literally a second-time guest, one of my favorite guests in the history of the show, one of my favorite comedians, and one of the world's favorite comedians. Make some goddamn noise for the one and only Matt Wright!
We are doing this shit tonight. We are living the Kill Tony life with Tony Caruso and Matt Wright on a Saturday night in Nashville, Tennessee. Let's fucking go. What's up, Nashville? We are starting the show differently than normal tonight because I like to try different things and fucking experiment, as you know, from my sex life. So we are going to start tonight's show with a bucket pool, ladies and gentlemen. We're taking a chance here.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–18:42
2
What happens during the introduction of the guests?
18:42–34:59
3
What unique performance format is introduced?
34:59–39:12
4
How do the comedians interact with the audience?
39:12–1:12:54
5
What kind of jokes do the comedians share about Nashville?
1:12:54–1:13:19
6
How does the audience respond to the comedians' performances?
1:13:19–1:13:24
7
What is the significance of the golden ticket winner announcement?
1:13:24–1:13:29
8
How do the comedians reflect on their experiences in Nashville?
1:13:29–2:30:09