Finnegan Timothy O'Malley
speaker
35 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2025
last heard Jul 2025
Finnegan Timothy O'Malley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I don't understand why sometimes subjects are okay to talk about and sometimes they're not.
Like the size of a woman's vagina.
I was at work the other night and Becky runs in and says, Tasha's in labor.
She's at six centimeters.
And a half hour later, she's like, she's at seven centimeters.
I'm like, man, she's talking about how large this woman's vagina is.
And nine months ago, when I was telling everybody how this soon-to-be single mother's vagina was so tight, I have to go see HR?
That doesn't make any sense.
She will be a single mother because I will not have any more kids.
I've got three, they're disappointing enough.
I have an atheist lesbian daughter and a daughter that dates a Mexican and I don't know what's worse.
The one that's gonna, the godless dyke that's not gonna go to heaven with me or the one that's coming Catholic.
I also have a son and that's my minute.
Because this was closer than Austin.
Okay.
Did you think about... I've been planning on doing a minute at Austin, and this was closer, so I pulled the trigger.
I considered it, but I also like the idea of saying, first time ever.
It is.
I...
I'm a lot cooler in front of a crowd than I thought I would be.
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