Ari Matti

My dad had a limousine service.

My dad had a limousine service.

My dad had a limousine service.

He's like, just one note, you have too many dogs. I love America, but you got them so many barking dogs. Even the guy that can't barely wobbly walk. Losing his dog to the homeless.

He's like, just one note, you have too many dogs. I love America, but you got them so many barking dogs. Even the guy that can't barely wobbly walk. Losing his dog to the homeless.

He's like, just one note, you have too many dogs. I love America, but you got them so many barking dogs. Even the guy that can't barely wobbly walk. Losing his dog to the homeless.

Just one note, you have too many dogs.

I love America, but they got them so many barking dogs.

Even the guy that can't barely wobbly walk.

Losing his dog to the homeless.

LAUGHTER

What else?

I like to give the crowd information about me so that we feel comfortable with each other.

Like, I know you guys can't tell, but I'm actually in one eighth Caucasian.

Thank you.

I'm really in one eighth, though.

Like, my grandfather is mixed.

That's half.

You break a half down, that's a quarter.

And if you break a quarter down, that's an eighth.