Ari Matti
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KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Hey, this is Redneck, coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas, for a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Mrs. Lawrence made love to each and every one of the dudes in my friend group.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
When her son found out, he was so jealous.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Not all of them, but some of them I would have sex with.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
I've never seen him lie in sheep or try to fool the streets.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
I've never seen him lie in sheep or try to fool the streets.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
He always pays my bill and buys me weed.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
I would love my child no matter what, but if he's trans, I'll say the same thing about his penis.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
I say every time he wants me to get him a puppy.