Ari Matti
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Dude, when I checked in, yeah, it was crazy. They asked me, like, what kind of room you want, and I started planning. I was like, fuck, I got to stay here all night. So I took, like, third floor. I was like, give me the back corner. My theory was, like, if I'm in the back, far away from the elevator, when the suck and fuck starts happening, you know? When they start to fuck room to room, you know?
Yeah. And then there were two more rooms to the corner, 369, and then I realized, holy shit, gay guys, they'll never quit before they hit 369. Dude, I stayed out all night in Florida. I even went to the hotel late because I was, like, hoping they'll fucking fall asleep.
Yeah. And then there were two more rooms to the corner, 369, and then I realized, holy shit, gay guys, they'll never quit before they hit 369. Dude, I stayed out all night in Florida. I even went to the hotel late because I was, like, hoping they'll fucking fall asleep.
Yeah. And then there were two more rooms to the corner, 369, and then I realized, holy shit, gay guys, they'll never quit before they hit 369. Dude, I stayed out all night in Florida. I even went to the hotel late because I was, like, hoping they'll fucking fall asleep.
Yeah, dude, I went there 3 a.m. Prime City, dude. Because I saw them printing one key card, like they gave me one key card, but I saw them printing seven, you know what I'm saying? They were up to something. And then, dude, gay shit was everywhere. So I go to my room, there's like a picture of four chicken and I'm like, oh my God, look at these chicken.
Yeah, dude, I went there 3 a.m. Prime City, dude. Because I saw them printing one key card, like they gave me one key card, but I saw them printing seven, you know what I'm saying? They were up to something. And then, dude, gay shit was everywhere. So I go to my room, there's like a picture of four chicken and I'm like, oh my God, look at these chicken.
Yeah, dude, I went there 3 a.m. Prime City, dude. Because I saw them printing one key card, like they gave me one key card, but I saw them printing seven, you know what I'm saying? They were up to something. And then, dude, gay shit was everywhere. So I go to my room, there's like a picture of four chicken and I'm like, oh my God, look at these chicken.
But then I realized, no, it's cock, you know? Oh, my God. Three different types of lotion. Three different lotions. Aloe vera, some natural shit, and some shit from China that didn't come off. You know what I'm saying? Dude. This is incredible. No, everything gay. Gay guys on the walls, in the shower. They're like, did you get the soap? Like a picture. I took pictures. I'll show you later.
But then I realized, no, it's cock, you know? Oh, my God. Three different types of lotion. Three different lotions. Aloe vera, some natural shit, and some shit from China that didn't come off. You know what I'm saying? Dude. This is incredible. No, everything gay. Gay guys on the walls, in the shower. They're like, did you get the soap? Like a picture. I took pictures. I'll show you later.
But then I realized, no, it's cock, you know? Oh, my God. Three different types of lotion. Three different lotions. Aloe vera, some natural shit, and some shit from China that didn't come off. You know what I'm saying? Dude. This is incredible. No, everything gay. Gay guys on the walls, in the shower. They're like, did you get the soap? Like a picture. I took pictures. I'll show you later.
The bed was gay? What? The bed was gay? The bed, yeah. I mean, I was scared. Everything was sticky as shit.