Ari Matti

The bed was gay? What? The bed was gay? The bed, yeah. I mean, I was scared. Everything was sticky as shit.

The bed was gay? What? The bed was gay? The bed, yeah. I mean, I was scared. Everything was sticky as shit.

What was gay about the bed?

What was gay about the bed?

What was gay about the bed?

It was a hard bed. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, guys, our knees can take a pounding, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. We don't need to be soft, you know? Yep. But I do have to say... What? I do have to say... At some point, I did go down to the bar where all the gay guys were hanging out. I gotta say, it was a wonderful time of my life.

It was a hard bed. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, guys, our knees can take a pounding, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. We don't need to be soft, you know? Yep. But I do have to say... What? I do have to say... At some point, I did go down to the bar where all the gay guys were hanging out. I gotta say, it was a wonderful time of my life.

It was a hard bed. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, guys, our knees can take a pounding, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. We don't need to be soft, you know? Yep. But I do have to say... What? I do have to say... At some point, I did go down to the bar where all the gay guys were hanging out. I gotta say, it was a wonderful time of my life.

Gay guys know how to fucking party, dude.

Gay guys know how to fucking party, dude.

Gay guys know how to fucking party, dude.

Because usually you go to bars, you're scared you're gonna get your ass beat or something. Dude, all I got was a shower with compliments. That's right. Free drinks, a smooch. Things were wonderful.

Because usually you go to bars, you're scared you're gonna get your ass beat or something. Dude, all I got was a shower with compliments. That's right. Free drinks, a smooch. Things were wonderful.

Because usually you go to bars, you're scared you're gonna get your ass beat or something. Dude, all I got was a shower with compliments. That's right. Free drinks, a smooch. Things were wonderful.

I love a smooch!

I love a smooch!

I love a smooch!

A friend of mine got cheated on by his girl. Very sad. And he found out that she cheated the only way men find out that they've been cheated on. She told him. Let's be honest, men ain't figuring shit out. We don't notice when you get a new haircut. You think I'm gonna notice a sparkle in your eyes? You think I'm gonna notice an overall glow about you?

A friend of mine got cheated on by his girl. Very sad. And he found out that she cheated the only way men find out that they've been cheated on. She told him. Let's be honest, men ain't figuring shit out. We don't notice when you get a new haircut. You think I'm gonna notice a sparkle in your eyes? You think I'm gonna notice an overall glow about you?

A friend of mine got cheated on by his girl. Very sad. And he found out that she cheated the only way men find out that they've been cheated on. She told him. Let's be honest, men ain't figuring shit out. We don't notice when you get a new haircut. You think I'm gonna notice a sparkle in your eyes? You think I'm gonna notice an overall glow about you?