Ari Matti
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Dude, I can't imagine how easy it is to cheat on a guy. I could come home, the other guy's in the closet. Smell of sperm is all across the apartment. I'll still be like, baby, what you cooking? Is that full? You could have the other guys cum fall out of your pussy, I'll be like, holy shit, I'm killing it. I'll tell my friends, my baby girl cum white, dude.
Dude, I can't imagine how easy it is to cheat on a guy. I could come home, the other guy's in the closet. Smell of sperm is all across the apartment. I'll still be like, baby, what you cooking? Is that full? You could have the other guys cum fall out of your pussy, I'll be like, holy shit, I'm killing it. I'll tell my friends, my baby girl cum white, dude.
Dude, I can't imagine how easy it is to cheat on a guy. I could come home, the other guy's in the closet. Smell of sperm is all across the apartment. I'll still be like, baby, what you cooking? Is that full? You could have the other guys cum fall out of your pussy, I'll be like, holy shit, I'm killing it. I'll tell my friends, my baby girl cum white, dude.
Cheating on a woman though, different story. They can tell. Even if they don't have evidence, they'll just look at you, fucking... You'll just fucking... Dude, if you want to cheat on a woman, you got to meet that other bitch in, like, Guadalajara with a fake passport. You got to destroy the evidence after. You got to fucking... You might have to drown that bitch. You might have to...
Cheating on a woman though, different story. They can tell. Even if they don't have evidence, they'll just look at you, fucking... You'll just fucking... Dude, if you want to cheat on a woman, you got to meet that other bitch in, like, Guadalajara with a fake passport. You got to destroy the evidence after. You got to fucking... You might have to drown that bitch. You might have to...
Cheating on a woman though, different story. They can tell. Even if they don't have evidence, they'll just look at you, fucking... You'll just fucking... Dude, if you want to cheat on a woman, you got to meet that other bitch in, like, Guadalajara with a fake passport. You got to destroy the evidence after. You got to fucking... You might have to drown that bitch. You might have to...
You might have to drown her in the lake. Like, sorry, mamacita. But the bitch will know. Lo siento, mi amor. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
You might have to drown her in the lake. Like, sorry, mamacita. But the bitch will know. Lo siento, mi amor. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
You might have to drown her in the lake. Like, sorry, mamacita. But the bitch will know. Lo siento, mi amor. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Yeah, my life, dude, 12 fucking years. Nobody wanted me. The festivals didn't want me. Fuck JFL. I hope you fucking burn to hell.
Yeah, my life, dude, 12 fucking years. Nobody wanted me. The festivals didn't want me. Fuck JFL. I hope you fucking burn to hell.
Yeah, my life, dude, 12 fucking years. Nobody wanted me. The festivals didn't want me. Fuck JFL. I hope you fucking burn to hell.
They did, by the way. They went bankrupt. Somebody bought him. I hope he dies, too. I've auditioned to every fucking festival. I've been to London, Melbourne. Fuck you. Nobody wanted me. And then I finally found this motherfucking hardcore comedy community. Yeah.
They did, by the way. They went bankrupt. Somebody bought him. I hope he dies, too. I've auditioned to every fucking festival. I've been to London, Melbourne. Fuck you. Nobody wanted me. And then I finally found this motherfucking hardcore comedy community. Yeah.
They did, by the way. They went bankrupt. Somebody bought him. I hope he dies, too. I've auditioned to every fucking festival. I've been to London, Melbourne. Fuck you. Nobody wanted me. And then I finally found this motherfucking hardcore comedy community. Yeah.
Like, you mentioned that, like, you're obviously like... In Austin, yeah, but I think it's like the Kill Tony fans, they're always so cool, you know? They wanna be cool. You know, they don't wanna run up. The guys are always weird, you know?
Like, you mentioned that, like, you're obviously like... In Austin, yeah, but I think it's like the Kill Tony fans, they're always so cool, you know? They wanna be cool. You know, they don't wanna run up. The guys are always weird, you know?