Ari Matti

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Everybody likes you.

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The Rage Files School of Comedy, everybody.

Old finger.

No, I love it.

Yeah, just... Make some fucking noise!

A friend of mine got cheated on by his girl. Very sad. And he found out that she cheated the only way men find out that they've been cheated on. She told him. Let's be honest, men ain't figuring shit out. We don't notice when you get a new haircut. You think I'm gonna notice a sparkle in your eyes? You think I'm gonna notice an overall glow about you?

A friend of mine got cheated on by his girl. Very sad. And he found out that she cheated the only way men find out that they've been cheated on. She told him. Let's be honest, men ain't figuring shit out. We don't notice when you get a new haircut. You think I'm gonna notice a sparkle in your eyes? You think I'm gonna notice an overall glow about you?

A friend of mine got cheated on by his girl. Very sad. And he found out that she cheated the only way men find out that they've been cheated on. She told him. Let's be honest, men ain't figuring shit out. We don't notice when you get a new haircut. You think I'm gonna notice a sparkle in your eyes? You think I'm gonna notice an overall glow about you?

Dude, I can't imagine how easy it is to cheat on a guy. I could come home, the other guy's in the closet. Smell of sperm is all across the apartment. I'll still be like, baby, what you cooking? Is that full? You could have the other guys cum fall out of your pussy, I'll be like, holy shit, I'm killing it. I'll tell my friends, my baby girl cum white, dude.

Dude, I can't imagine how easy it is to cheat on a guy. I could come home, the other guy's in the closet. Smell of sperm is all across the apartment. I'll still be like, baby, what you cooking? Is that full? You could have the other guys cum fall out of your pussy, I'll be like, holy shit, I'm killing it. I'll tell my friends, my baby girl cum white, dude.

Dude, I can't imagine how easy it is to cheat on a guy. I could come home, the other guy's in the closet. Smell of sperm is all across the apartment. I'll still be like, baby, what you cooking? Is that full? You could have the other guys cum fall out of your pussy, I'll be like, holy shit, I'm killing it. I'll tell my friends, my baby girl cum white, dude.

Cheating on a woman though, different story. They can tell. Even if they don't have evidence, they'll just look at you, fucking... You'll just fucking... Dude, if you want to cheat on a woman, you got to meet that other bitch in, like, Guadalajara with a fake passport. You got to destroy the evidence after. You got to fucking... You might have to drown that bitch. You might have to...

Cheating on a woman though, different story. They can tell. Even if they don't have evidence, they'll just look at you, fucking... You'll just fucking... Dude, if you want to cheat on a woman, you got to meet that other bitch in, like, Guadalajara with a fake passport. You got to destroy the evidence after. You got to fucking... You might have to drown that bitch. You might have to...

Cheating on a woman though, different story. They can tell. Even if they don't have evidence, they'll just look at you, fucking... You'll just fucking... Dude, if you want to cheat on a woman, you got to meet that other bitch in, like, Guadalajara with a fake passport. You got to destroy the evidence after. You got to fucking... You might have to drown that bitch. You might have to...

You might have to drown her in the lake. Like, sorry, mamacita. But the bitch will know. Lo siento, mi amor. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.