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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, y'all. The number one live podcast in the world is going back out on the road again. Our first time since Madison Square Garden of last year. Truly traveling. As you probably know, night two of Nashville sold out, but you can still get tickets for night one, April 4th. There is also the London O2 Arena. Massive, massive arena. It's our only show in Europe. That is June 7th.
I'm doing stand-up comedy in some arenas, like the Maverick Center, just outside of Salt Lake City, Utah, April 18th. Reno, Nevada, the Grand Theater. The Honda Center in Anaheim, California. I can't believe I get to go all the way back to the West Coast to do stand-up in a legendary arena like that. In Anaheim, May 9th. Resorts World in Las Vegas, May 10th. Announcing this week, Connecticut.
The Mohegan Sun. I'm doing stand-up on July 11th. Edmonton, Canada. July 18th, Vancouver, September 14th. And if you're a wrestling fan, I will be hosting the Roast of WrestleMania, Sunday night, 420, after night two of WrestleMania, right there in Vegas. Huge guests, huge surprises. Make sure you check out the Sunset Strip Comedy Club on 6th Street. And of course, the Comedy Mothership.
Shows will be going on sale soon for another big Monday release.
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Chapter 2: What upcoming events are mentioned?
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Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony H. Glenn!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives tonight, huh? And one more time for the best damn band in the land, huh? Live in the flesh, Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Michael Gonzalez, Nachos Belgrandes, sí, señor. That's Big Mike on the drums, huge. It's a little bit bigger every single week. He's growing like a chia pet.
Matt Muehling on the electric guitar, ladies and gentlemen. John Dees on the keys. And this is indeed live in the flesh. Dee Madness on the bass guitar. Oh my God. How exciting is this? We have a hell of an episode ahead of us. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible. You guys ready to start the fucking show or what?
This is Kill Tony brought to you by ZipRecruiter and Shopify. I'm so excited about tonight's guests. This is actually a repeat of two guests that have been on together before. One of them has the newest special on Amazon called Anonymous. We love him, one of our New York brethren. The other is literally perhaps easily known as the greatest guest in Kill Tony history, former guest of the year.
reigning hall of famer ladies and gentlemen it is indeed adam ray and rich boss oh my god adam ray they're on their fucking feet they are on their feet the best fans in the world Sit your fucking asses down. Rich Voss has the newest special on Amazon. It's called Anonymous. Welcome, Rich. Thank you for having me. And I'm glad because I requested Adam. Yeah, yeah.
And thank you for coming, Adam. I'm telling you, this is great.
It's good to be back. I love it. Ladies and gentlemen, the man, the myth, the legend. A lot of people mention his name when they're on this show. Where do I even begin? The great Tony Caruso's favorite comedian. Dr. Phil's favorite comedian. Fucking Jeremy's favorite comedian. Dumb bitch girl. What's her name? Elaine. Elaine's favorite comedian. You should remember her.
You tried to fuck me in costume that night. Yeah. I do not remember that. Red Bank gets enough vodka Red Bulls in him. He just goes for what he sees. Happy to be back. I love this fucking show. Good to see you guys.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of Adam Ray and Rich Voss's appearance?
I think you've gotten way too used to that.
You're very still. Let the record show, I was picking bugs off of you before the show because bugs thought that you were a rock.
Welcome to 50, guys. Wow.
How old are you, William? I'm 38. Wow. You are something else. I look older or younger. You literally look like you fought in the Confederate Army. It's absolutely incredible.
Right.
He does. He looks like a time in life Civil War chess set piece.
General Montgomery. William, you look like the first guy that claimed he saw Bigfoot. That is true.
I like that one.
That's a compliment. Wait, what do kids, how old do kids think you are when they meet you? Have you met kids? This is a weird question.
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Chapter 4: How does the show format work with the comedians?
Do you meet any hot girls making coffee?
There's so many hot girls.
This town is full of hot women.
Do you close any deals?
No, I brought my girlfriend here. I brought Santa to the beach. I'm an idiot. What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't know. What does your girlfriend do for a living? She works in tech, so she's crushing it. Wow. She works in construction tech. Yeah, AI company. She sells it, I build it. Okay. Do you think she's going to hold on to you? She's rough. How long have you lived in Austin?
Six months. Six months. How long have you been with her? About three years. Three years. How do you keep things interesting? How do you stay loyal and happy with one woman for three years? Just curious to know. Well, don't cheat on her. That'll do it. Don't get married to her quite yet. I'm not asking you what not to do. I'm asking you what you do to keep things exciting.
Uh...
To keep things exciting. I don't know. She's a badass. She's fun. I don't know. If you made more money than her, what would your answer be? We'd be on a boat. Yeah, we'd be doing funner things, I think. What do you do for fun? What do I do for fun? I skate. What kind of skating? Roller skating? No, it's not gay, Tony. We're skateboarding. You can roller skate and not be gay. No, you can.
No, yes, yes, you can.
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Chapter 5: What are some memorable moments from the show?
Exactly. Africa. Exactly. Oh, my God. I know. I know. They're still married to this day, God damn it. Wow. That is incredible. Shout out, Justin.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to the guests' stories?
Justin is in North Dakota right now. I'm like, well, thank you. You're goddamn right. You're goddamn right. He looks like a white Pete Davidson, if I'm being honest with you. Well, Pete Davidson is a white Pete Davidson, so. Oh, I said oops. Yeah, my bad. Yep, no, he is. I meant blonde, my bad.
Chapter 7: What insights do the comedians share about their lives?
It's all good. I didn't think. Blonde and white, same shit. I didn't. The cast, whoever does the casting at SNL also thought Pete was half black when they got him. So anyway.
That's true.
Yeah.
I didn't think Shane's liver had this much energy right here. What?
Chapter 8: What closing remarks are made at the end of the episode?
Who? Shane's liver. Oh, Shane. Oh, you're right. What? I got it. I'm black. I'm wearing all black and shit. Rich. Shane's liver. Oh, got it. Got it. All right. Very good. You know what? I think Rich is having mini strokes during this show.
I said to him, I go, is this funny? He goes, you got to do it. This motherfucker.
I love your blaming Adam on your fucking jokes. He said it was funny. It's weird.
My oldest daughter married a black dude. I mean, so I heard they're family.
Really?
Yeah. I'm not racist.
Wow. People think I'm racist because I have two drinking fountains at my house. No signs above them. Jim. What did you do for work in North Dakota, Jim? Oh, that's funny. I worked for AT&T. Okay. Worked, yeah. And what do you do now? I am working for another company in sales. Okay. Very good. And do you have a steady girlfriend? I do. I do. Yeah.
She followed me up to North Dakota and down here as well. And now you live here in Austin, Texas? Yes, sir. How long have you lived here for? I just got here December 31st. December 31st. And what made you want to move to Austin, Texas of all places? Stand-up comedy, man. Right. And you love it. How old are you? I'm 31, turning 33. 31. Wow. That's incredible. What does that mean, Tony?
I don't know. You could have said anything. I would have said that, yeah, it works. You could have been 25, 55. You really could have been anything. Have you ever been a volunteer firefighter? I'm getting volunteer firefighter vibes. Sunglasses down. Yeah, my bad, guys. No, it's okay. Yeah, I know. I do look like a security guard right now. I get it.
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