Ari Matti

I was in Philadelphia this weekend, you know. Eagles.

And I was trying to find these Russian saunas.

In America, all the saunas, like, the number one struggle is if I can tell if it's a gay sauna, because the gay people, like, own saunas here, huh?

They did that too, just grown men. No job, no nothing. When I went to Philadelphia, I'm a big sauna guy. There's no saunas in Austin. I'm a big sauna guy. And I was trying to find these Russian saunas. In America, all the saunas, like, the number one struggle is if I can tell if it's a gay sauna, because the gay people, like, own saunas here, huh?

They did that too, just grown men. No job, no nothing. When I went to Philadelphia, I'm a big sauna guy. There's no saunas in Austin. I'm a big sauna guy. And I was trying to find these Russian saunas. In America, all the saunas, like, the number one struggle is if I can tell if it's a gay sauna, because the gay people, like, own saunas here, huh?

They did that too, just grown men. No job, no nothing. When I went to Philadelphia, I'm a big sauna guy. There's no saunas in Austin. I'm a big sauna guy. And I was trying to find these Russian saunas. In America, all the saunas, like, the number one struggle is if I can tell if it's a gay sauna, because the gay people, like, own saunas here, huh?

So then I just had to go to, like, I found, like, a sauna place near the hotel, but I was fucking lurking outside just to see, like, who walks out, you know?

But I didn't go in.

I was scared.

So then I just had to go to, like, I found, like, a sauna place near the hotel, but I was fucking lurking outside just to see, like, who walks out, you know?

So then I just had to go to, like, I found, like, a sauna place near the hotel, but I was fucking lurking outside just to see, like, who walks out, you know?

So then I just had to go to, like, I found, like, a sauna place near the hotel, but I was fucking lurking outside just to see, like, who walks out, you know?

Because I saw two guys come out.

At the same time?

Yeah, and they were like... Like, I'm happy after a sauna, but they were... Just a bit too loose, you know?

Yeah.

We have some... We have, like, a couple of porn movies that are pretty dark.

Um...

Most porn comes from Ukraine.

You know, Ukraine is like number one, number one, baby.