Ari Matti

But imagine being me, right?

Half the country's racist.

Half the country's homophobic.

Go birds, Philly.

You suck one dick on accident and they call you gay.

I said, hey, come on over.

I paid $50 to Uber him.

She thinks I'm a slut because I don't carry pepper spray.

Actually, I'm about to start tomorrow, man.

Howdy. A little bit about myself. Watch a lot of porn. You guys watch porn? Yes? Good, good, good. I mean, I'm not watching so much porn that, like, I'm commenting on the videos. Yeah. But I'm reading the comments. That's kind of where I'm at. You know what? The one thing I do like about porn, the one thing I do like about porn, nobody, and I mean nobody, is ever like, the book is better.

Howdy. A little bit about myself. Watch a lot of porn. You guys watch porn? Yes? Good, good, good. I mean, I'm not watching so much porn that, like, I'm commenting on the videos. Yeah. But I'm reading the comments. That's kind of where I'm at. You know what? The one thing I do like about porn, the one thing I do like about porn, nobody, and I mean nobody, is ever like, the book is better.

Howdy. A little bit about myself. Watch a lot of porn. You guys watch porn? Yes? Good, good, good. I mean, I'm not watching so much porn that, like, I'm commenting on the videos. Yeah. But I'm reading the comments. That's kind of where I'm at. You know what? The one thing I do like about porn, the one thing I do like about porn, nobody, and I mean nobody, is ever like, the book is better.

I do like that about porn. Nobody's like, Ass Blasters 3 was better in the magazine, right? I like doing a lot of porn jokes, mainly because I'm a millennial. You know what I'm saying? We're not sensitive about sex, but we're sensitive about other things, right? If you want to describe millennials, we're kind of like the generation of eating ass. and peanut allergies. That's, that's us.

I do like that about porn. Nobody's like, Ass Blasters 3 was better in the magazine, right? I like doing a lot of porn jokes, mainly because I'm a millennial. You know what I'm saying? We're not sensitive about sex, but we're sensitive about other things, right? If you want to describe millennials, we're kind of like the generation of eating ass. and peanut allergies. That's, that's us.

I do like that about porn. Nobody's like, Ass Blasters 3 was better in the magazine, right? I like doing a lot of porn jokes, mainly because I'm a millennial. You know what I'm saying? We're not sensitive about sex, but we're sensitive about other things, right? If you want to describe millennials, we're kind of like the generation of eating ass. and peanut allergies. That's, that's us.

What you gotta hope, hopefully those two rows don't cross, right? That's like Tony having to go to the hospital because Red Band ate a peanut butter sandwich, you know?

What you gotta hope, hopefully those two rows don't cross, right? That's like Tony having to go to the hospital because Red Band ate a peanut butter sandwich, you know?

What you gotta hope, hopefully those two rows don't cross, right? That's like Tony having to go to the hospital because Red Band ate a peanut butter sandwich, you know?

Yeah. What do you do for work? Pretty much this, man, yeah.

Yeah. What do you do for work? Pretty much this, man, yeah.