Ari Matti

I'm off work.

I'm off work.

This is the Big Red Machine, William Montgomery.

This is the Big Red Machine, William Montgomery.

This is the Big Red Machine, William Montgomery.

William Montgomery, ladies and gentlemen. has done it again.

William Montgomery, ladies and gentlemen. has done it again.

William Montgomery, ladies and gentlemen. has done it again.

Good night, everybody. Thank you.

Good night, everybody. Thank you.

Good night, everybody. Thank you.

What's up? Any fat people here? You're fine. I mean like medical fat.

What's up? Any fat people here? You're fine. I mean like medical fat.

What's up? Any fat people here? You're fine. I mean like medical fat.

He was fucking fat. I have one fat fuck friend. His name is Matt Fat Fuck. And one day we were talking And I noticed that me and Matt, you know, we have to use the same toilet bowl. And I noticed that the distance from Matt's cock to his asshole is quite a journey. So I ask Matt, what do you do? Do you just fucking shove it in there? And fat fuck Matt goes, no, I gotta choose.

He was fucking fat. I have one fat fuck friend. His name is Matt Fat Fuck. And one day we were talking And I noticed that me and Matt, you know, we have to use the same toilet bowl. And I noticed that the distance from Matt's cock to his asshole is quite a journey. So I ask Matt, what do you do? Do you just fucking shove it in there? And fat fuck Matt goes, no, I gotta choose.

He was fucking fat. I have one fat fuck friend. His name is Matt Fat Fuck. And one day we were talking And I noticed that me and Matt, you know, we have to use the same toilet bowl. And I noticed that the distance from Matt's cock to his asshole is quite a journey. So I ask Matt, what do you do? Do you just fucking shove it in there? And fat fuck Matt goes, no, I gotta choose.

So I ask Matt, okay, so if you go poopy, if you go poopy, does it sometimes happen that piss flies out too onto the floor and shit? Matt looks at me, he goes, oh yeah, all the time. That's what I respect about Matt. That even though he's cleaning up his own piss, he's like, fucking worth it. And then he goes, you think that's bad?

So I ask Matt, okay, so if you go poopy, if you go poopy, does it sometimes happen that piss flies out too onto the floor and shit? Matt looks at me, he goes, oh yeah, all the time. That's what I respect about Matt. That even though he's cleaning up his own piss, he's like, fucking worth it. And then he goes, you think that's bad?

So I ask Matt, okay, so if you go poopy, if you go poopy, does it sometimes happen that piss flies out too onto the floor and shit? Matt looks at me, he goes, oh yeah, all the time. That's what I respect about Matt. That even though he's cleaning up his own piss, he's like, fucking worth it. And then he goes, you think that's bad?